MY SIXPACK SITUATION

You ever get mistaken for someone and are offended by it? Theres this new guy at work (2 months) and not a day goes by where they dont confuse me and him.The problem is he's kinda goofy, has a bit of a pudgy belly and dont really got no swag. .naaaaah thats nothing like me.Why can't nobody mistake me for Will Smith or Morris Chestnut instead?

Now that I am single I got all these plans to be a certified LADYKILLER this summer. I get dressed and walk over to my boxing gym to get my sixpack situation together and tell me why I aint find nothing but ashes,soot and debris and shattered dreams? Thats how you know you are out of shape, when your damn gym done burnt to the ground and you dont even know about it. I think they burned it down for insurance because what the hell is there to keep a fire burning? Well I guess no six pack for me

This guy at my security job showed me some calisthenics I can do while im not checking for bombs. Jumping jacks,squats ,what have
you....now I cant walk. I mean it, if I saw a $50 bill on the floor I might have to pass that up.THATS MY WORD ima get in shape this time.I really mean it this time. Since I been working more Ive been eating more and I dont wanna get out of hand. If I ever do find a bomb under a truck I wanna make sure im at least 3 blocks away before they notice I left.

I swear everybodys been trying to brainwash me lately, first lil mama and now the calisthenics guy at work. They been saying how the bible has lies and Jesus was born in africa in september, There was no Adam and Eve etc. If yall see me on the corner in a robe selling incense with half a fro and half braids then you know they got to me

YOU GOT THE BOMB

I have a part time job as a security guard. I took it so I could pay for the wedding without going into debt. This place is so funny. Sometimes they have me working the loading dock. Part of my duties there is to take a mirror thing and look under the trucks coming in to see if they have some sort of bomb underneath. DA FUCK???! If I did see one what the hell they think ima do, defuse it? Some shit just don't make no sense.

GETTIN TO DA MONEYS

Tell me why the lotto is at $375 mil over here so I go to tell this dude Im cool with over here that we should chip in together. This dude that I dont even talk to much less wanna split moneys with JUMPS UP out of his seat and puts in $10 with us, then PROCEEDS to call a bunch of other people to come chip in. WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I aint splitting my moneys 49 ways . Then he wants to put himself in charge of buying the tickets, MAN I DONT KNOW YOU!!!!!!! next thing you know we'll all be sitting around like Puff Daddy in raisin in the sun waiting for the dude that ran off with the insurance money. I know I sound like my uncle willie when he smacked this dude around our way but I DONT PLAY WITH MY MONEYS!!!!.

Tell me why i forgot my headphones at home and i cant get my youtube on and they are WOMPING me to death already. this one main dude over talks just to talk. He is always complaining about how cluttered and junky my desk is so I cleaned my desk off of all my papers and things. hit it with some pinesol (now thats the smell of clean) and got it sparkling like chris browns teeth. now this fool wont stop womping about how clean it is and how doesnt it feel good to have somewhere to put my arms blah blah blah womp womp womp

tell me why my neighbor shaq got him a lil girlfriend now and shes real jazzy.He is kind of out of work right now. I say kind of because he bounces on saturday nights at this club. I give her props for sticking by him while he's broke but it is starting to be an issue.Last night while I was over there she was watching tv with us. She starts saying how she's hungry and doesnt wanna eat pizza again, she wants chinese. Being a man I know the look when your girl starts asking for shit you can't necessarily afford right now. He started trying to focus on the tv like he was all into whatever the fuck neyo was talking about. Then she started saying for him to order the food but he tells her he needs her phone because his is cut off.He then tried to ask her if she' sure she wouldnt mind pizza (the pizzeria is $1 a slice after 9pm). She said hell to the naw and he reluctantly ordered. I dont know how he pulled it off cause he was just over my place earlier that day asking me how my lactose intolerant milk tasted on my cereal, I told him it tasted great and kept munching. If he ain't bold enough to ask I sure wasn't gonna offer. Anyway I don't see that relationship lasting too long. His roommate was telling me hes sick of Shaq taking all his condoms cause he can't afford his own.Lol at you paying for another man to bang his girlfriend

I know I aint right but tell me why one of the messengers who carries mail from one of our buildings to the others came all the way from downtown , delivered his package and had a heart attack on the front steps of our building? I come up and paramedics is pumping on his chest and giving him mouth.

why one of the other messengers prolly got an eye on his route thinking
"oh shit this my chance to stop delivering packages in the hood and move up to the corporate route"

WORK AND OTHER SHENANIGANS

I was talking to one of my boys at work about my jamaican wedding plans, tell me why he invited himself? da fuck? I let him keep thinking that and he will figure it out when I come back to work tanned with a beef patty in my hand

I think I caught 2 homos in the bathroom at work. I was working really late one night and I walked in the restroom and saw 2 dudes standing reeeaaallly close to
each other and smiling at each other and 1 was tucking in his shirt. I didnt even think much of that but they turned around and saw me and jumped 10 ft in the air. then one of them tried to say whats up to me but I looked down and went quickly into a stall....and locked it.

I was talking to this dude at work and he started telling us how he was walking home the other night and 2 dudes rolled up on him and asked for his wallet.He said he chased them off with a knife he had in his sock. YEAH RIGHT!!!!




update***** Tell me why I found out today this fool blew out his knee somehow.He's one of those people who always have something crazy going on


I forgot that I had furlough tomorrow at work. I woulda went in and worked all day for free. I woulda been PISSED

***update*** On my furlough day I went to see transformers 2 .In true n0days fashion I had to work my 2nd job that night so I was kind of on a time budget.I get the 2:05 show and go into the theater with an arm full of snacks. I get in there and the theater is FULL OF KIDS. Literally.It was some sort of field trip.I was pissed cause I didnt have enought time to book another time.THe kids talked all throughout the movie,I put my popcorn down and some kid ran by me real quick and kicked over my $5.00 popcorn. I damn near transformed on her ass.That movie was so fucking long, I was in there for 2 hours and it seemed nowhere near the end then I had to go to work.n0days0ff

I don't know why I'm on twitter, 90% of the friend requests I get I deny lol.


I seen this on the internet and thought it was so crazy

BREAKUPS TO MAKEUPS

They fired so many people at my job they forgot who they fired.
The other day:

Manager: N0days, you got the designs for that new spaceship?

me: No, Carlos was doing that remember?

Manager: Ok, call him up and get the designs

me: I don't have his cell phone

Manager: so call his desk

me: (really confused) he doesn't have a desk anymore, you fired him remember?

manager:...........wow...that guy really screwed us.



DE HELL??

how he screwed y'all when y'all the ones who fired HIM? They are so crazy over there



My job is forcing everyone to take a week off unpaid as a way to prevent more layoffs.Fucked up thing is I have like 200 hours of unused vaca time for this year I haven't used yet. It's hard to use the vaca cause so many people got fired and if I were to take a week or two off it would fuck a lot of shit up.I'm not a big fan of losing a week of pay but it's better than looking over my shoulder for the next layoffs.

Me and my lil mama broke up...for about a week or so. It was kind of crazy cause I thought I would be so relieved and happy to not be broke anymore. I got a couple new outfits, a new suit like jay z was wearing on a magazine cover (yes I got suited AND. booted),went to the club, hit up a few females I cut off when me and my lil mama got together.....and was depressed as hell. She missed me too. It was funny cause she just called me one day and said she put her engagement ring back on and that was supposed to let me know the break was over. Even though I'm the one who initiated the break up,I didn't argue cause I knew I made a mistake.

Beyonce is coming!!!! She is having a concert this summer and I am gonna TRY to go. It will be a loooooong drive but I'm sure sasha is worth it.tickets are expensive though, they have a platinum pack for like $2500 apiece where you get to sit almost onstage,meet B and have a menage with her and Jay afterwards.

I saw my mom the other day. It was funny cause she had on the WORST wig ever and I couldn't stop laughing at it.you know when TI puts on his hat and it looks ready to fall off ? Yeah ,like that. LOVE YOU MOMMY!

WHAT I BEEN UP TO

Wasn't gonna post but since me and my lil mama gonna be hella busy this weekend I figured I need to post something before my blog gets shut down.

Thanksgiving was great, I ate soooooo much that night, went to sleep then woke up at 3 am and ate some more then rolled my ass into the bed still burping. Now that's living.

I keep feeling bad cause I can't really grant none of the little ones christmas wishes this year but then I remember that these days having something in their belly IS a christmas wish and I don't feel too bad. How are these holidays treating your pockets? This christmas has been straight disrespecting my pockets.

I am out of default on one of my loans and making payments on the other two. It feels so good not to have a bunch of unknown numbers on my phone harassing me for money. This must be what it feels like to be white.

I tried to call my cousin over the holiday and see if she was cooking but her house, cell and business phone were all cut off. Guess I won't be going there lol. Its crazy how the only way to reach her is email....oh shit her internet might be cut off too, oh well there's always smoke signals.

One of my cousins just got out of jail from doing 12 years and is staying with his little sister. You would think that after losing half your life to the system he would be more appreciative at a second chance but all this fool does is complain. When my cousin slides him a much needed $30 out of her purse he starts talking about the nights he used to make over $1000. She is better than me cause I would have put his ass out the house... AFTER getting my $30 back. Shit gas is back to $2, thats a tank and a half .

My lil mama told me whatever I was gonna spend on buying her a christmas present I should keep it and treat myself......YEAH RIGHT!!!!! She loves saying bullshit like that, this way she gets the credit for saying that plus she gets the actual present which she was expecting all along. What should I get her? I was thinking of an ipod player for her car so she can have all her music with her instead of changing cd's. Thats the kind of gifts I like to give, something you can actually use.



To make outside calls at our job you have to dial 9-1-bullshit ass number you wanna call. Me and the dude who sits next to me were discussing whether we would have to dial 9-1-1 or 9-1-9-1-1 in case the fired dude came back to kill us. Tell me why to prove his point this fool picks up the phone and accidentally called the motherfuckin police.



He gets scared and hangs up. Not 5 seconds later security calls and asks us if we are ok because the police were called from our desk. My friend says we're fine and thats it..no patrol, no swing by, nothing. What if dude had us in a corner fuckin our asses up? Boy I tell you.

You know you are broke when you start eyeing the charity toy box at work and start wondering if you could sneak that power ranger on the top out for your kids without getting caught.

So....what are you doing to get ready for the holidays?

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU

I gotta admit a little bit i was sick of rap/but despite that the boy is back

Jay-Z - Kingdom come

I don't know why I haven't been posting but I just couldn't be bothered. Sorry. Excuse me if I told you this already but this dude at my job got fired a while back. We found out that a few weeks later that the stress of not working gave him a diabetes attack or something. Crazy , huh? Anyway there is this other guy they are about to fire tomorrow and I think I might stay home for that one cause he is cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo. Long story short, they keep avoiding telling him he sucks and keep trying to snowball him. They tried to help him out and set him up with an interview at another branch and he said he's not interested. IF YOUR BOSS TELLS YOU TO GO ON AN INTERVIEW FOR ANOTHER JOB SHOULDN'T YOU REALIZE THEY TRYING TO FIRE YOU?

This guy really thinks in his mind that he is one of the better employees there because everyone is afraid to tell him the truth.

1. because despite his work performance he really is a nice guy and is always trying to bring everyone breakfast and etc..

2. he is really into guns and him and his italian buddies have like a little gun club and go hunting and to shooting ranges etc

I normally take no days off but tomorrow might have to be one of them. This economy is no joke . A job IS worth killing over cause it will be a looooong time before he finds another one.

My lil mama and I are planning a lovers weekend where she put the kids at her mamas and we gonna go on a real date like normal people. I can't wait, we hardly ever see each other and never get to just relax and eat good food and laugh at movies and all that. We gonna do just a little bit of christmas shopping because she is working again and we might be able to buy the kids some little cheap stuff. So if y'all dont hear from me for a while you know im cupcaked up somewhere up under her.

One of my cousins has a crazy baby daddy. They had a really big phone argument and he came over in the night and bust all her car windows and slashed her tires . The stupid idiot forgot my cousin told him several times there is a girl a few doors over who got the same kind of car as her



He bust the wrong windows. Foolie Magoolie. The next morning my cousin come out and sees the girl outside crying cause her shit is all tore up and don't know why, it was so awkward but she didn't say shit. You wouldn't have either.

This dude at work told me he was having an intimate conversation with his sister........yeah thats what i said too. He's getting a dictionary for christmas.

Me and the dude who sits next to me at work wore the exact same shirt to work today. We got so many gay/chuck and larry/gay marriage/life partner jokes that at 9 I put my hot ass sweater back on and sweated my ass off. That shirts getting burned.

My aunt is in the hospital and it looks pretty bad. My sister said if anything were to happen its up to us kids to put our money together and take care of the arrangements. Auntie has no life insurance. I almost told her I have no savings cause I gotta take care of my lil mama . I stopped myself cause that explanation would have just opened up another can of worms.

Big sis: So you can't even help us bury our tee tee cause you giving some little ghetto hoochie with 9 kids alll your money? YOUR FAMILY COMES FIRST!!!

If I tell my lil mama shes on her own cause I gotta save up in case something bad happens

Lil mama: You need to tell your sister Im about to be your wife and you gotta take care of home first. Your auntie kids need to come up with something. Im not about to let my kids not have food to eat cause they aint taking care of their mama like they should, thats not your responsibility. If it was your mama I'd understand but your auntie got 2 grown kids and the lord will provide them with something.

Poor me, I'm screwed no matter what I do. So....what do you think I should do?

MELT IN YOUR MOUTH

At work over the weekend I caught this guy slippin.I was on a floor I dont work on and this dude had the BIGGEST bucket full of chocolates and candy bars on his desk. He even had a sign on it warning his coworkers DON'T TOUCH!. I had to get him. Man I tore them chocolates up



I laughed to myself about how he was gonna come in monday and find his whole stash gone. Heh heh heh thats what he gets for being all french and trying to put little desserts on his desk. TELL ME WHY THE DUDE WALKS IN ON ME. I almost choked on a kit kat. I've never been so embarassed in my life. I felt this big.He didn't see me actually eating the candy but I know he must have smelled it in the air. Last time I taste the rainbow on somebody else's dime.

In a related story I went out with my neighbors the other night to do a little shopping. We go to the M & M store and the skinny one buys something. We look around before we leave and they see the big things of M & M's. These fools walk over and start scarfing (yes i said scarfing,don't act like you didn't watch ninja turtles coming up)the people's candy. I was beyond pissed, I stormed out of the store. They come out behind me and start telling me I'm acting all french and uptight. I told them I don't associate myself with that kind of foolishness. What the hell ima look like calling my mama for bail money cause of some damn almonds? They tried to tell me cause he bought something he was entitled to some of the candy. That's when I got pissed cause the thing I hate the most is someone trying to fast talk me into believing a ridiculous point. If you gonna steal some candy thats on you, but dont try to convince me that it's owed to you because you bought something . I HATE THAT ! I gotta stop hanging out with those cats outside of the crib cause I'm not down with grown men acting like they are 14.

I was talking to one of my boys yesterday. He is one of those people who I only text with because he tells the most boring, draaaaawn out stories in the universe. I mean his stories don't be about shit. You ever have someone tell you a story so long you forget what its about?

loser: Man let me tell you what happened to me. I woke up to go to mcdonalds and I remembered my roommate owed me $7. i go to get it from him but he wasn't home. I go to mickey d's and the girl behind the counter dropped a pie on the floor but put it back like I ain't see it. I asked her for a mcrib and she said they not coming back for 3 months. She gives me a fruit punch with nothing but ice in the cup and I asked her for more juice but she had kind of an attitude...

WHATS THE POINT STUPID!!!!!

sigh....every crew has their Cole Brown so I deal with it.Anyway Loser (dude has the worst luck in life, I'll change his name to Al Bundy from now on) proceeds to tell me this loooooooong story about how he was over one of his boys house while he was at work and his boys girlfriend ended up giving him head. He said it was the best head he ever got in his life. She had him actin a fool.



2 minutes after she gets up off her knees the dude came home early from work and was kinda mad al bundy was over there. He was suspicious but brushed it off. That right there is one of the reasons I keep my boys and my girl separate. I'm not saying you can stop from being cheated on but ain't no dude in the world gonna turn down some free ass. Especially cause my lil mama ain't no bad body chick. Basically what I'm trying to say is ain't none of my boys getting all familiar with my girl cause if she lost her mind and decided to throw them some they would say yes no matter how cool we were. If she gonna cheat she gonna cheat regardless but I trust her, I trust them as far as I can throw them. What are your thoughts on this? You can call me jealous and controlling if you want but I don't think my girl belongs on your myspace or your phone. On the flipside my lil mama keeps me away from her friends cause she knows they wouldn't mind getting their rent paid 3 months in advance just for giving up some ass. This is real life, why have your whole world come crashing down cause you trusted the wrong person around your man. So...what's been up with you?

SHE GET IT FROM HER MAMA

I looked up this girl I used to talk to a few years ago on myspace. Tell me why her mom has a page which is more active than the daughters. The girl is like 25 and the mom is I believe 42 or so and you can't tell her nothing. Her chunky ass is on there posing in little freakum dresses,doing bend overs and all kinds of foolishness.She has a younger son who is a teenager also on her page and I felt so bad for the clowning he must go through. High school kids live and breathe for myspace and everytime his friends go on there all you see is his mama posing like king magazine. I would be mortified if my mama was on the space period much less trying to get her groove back.My thing is if you old enough to have a kid who uses myspace YOU TOO OLD TO BE ON THERE!! thats like bumping into your daughter in the club, who does that?



* There is a new manager for my department



*break*sorry, nasty habit I picked up from my cousin. He will never refer to another man as his "boss". He says it sounds so demeaning and he is a very proud person



The manager has a .....different way of doing things. One such change is today he told this guy whose vacation he approved weeks ago that other people wanted to go on vacation the same time as him and they needed to work it out between them.



Whhaa? Ain't nothing to work out, I asked for some days off, you said yes, end of story. I think it is a very bad idea to let the employees settle this themselves because if they are anything like me someone will get their feelings hurt.

coworker: hey n0days You have the 3 days before thanksgiving off I want 1 one of them

me:a midget wants to be tall but we don't always get what we want.now get the fuck away from my desk

That's how I roll. If you the boss you need to either acknowledge you can't do anything for that second employee or let them BOTH go on vaca but please don't send no one to negotiate with me cause I don't fight, I don't argue I just hit that bitch with a bottle. You agree with me right?


-A friend of the family is having trouble with her son who is like 14. He got beat up the other day and now she wants to send him to a private school. The thing is I know for a FACT that he didn't get beat up, he was jumped into a gang. He told me so. I want to tell his mom but all that will do is make him not tell me anything else. If I tell her the only thing she can do is move away but she broke as I don't know what so that's not an option either.I thought gangs was only in john singleton movies sigh... I guess I will tell her cause if he goes out in a hail of gunfire while throwing up the double U's I will feel like I could have stopped it.I was hoping since he thinks I'm cool I could kind of mentor him away from stupid decisions but its too late for that. Oh well, there goes my cool status with the kids

ME VENTING ABOUT WORK

Heres how things work at my job:

Guy #1- finds out what needs to be done and puts in an order

Guy #2 - gets all the supplies and everything ready for guy #3

Guy #3 (thats me) - does what needs to be done

get it,got it? good.Here is how its been going lately:

Guy #3 (me) to Guy #2: Hey I'm here to work got everything ready?

Guy#2: Guy #1 didn't tell me there was work WAAH WAAH WAAH!!! I'm too busy right now WAAH WAAH WAAH CRY BABY CRY WOMP WOMP WOMP he cant just send you here first without letting me know WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!






MAN THE FUCK UP!!!! I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT! TURN OFF THE FUCKING YOUTUBE AND COME GET MY SUPPLIES SO WE CAN GET THIS SPACESHIP TO PLUTO BITCHASS!!!!!!

Sorry but I had to get that off my chest. This is that bitchassness Diddy was talking about. I swear I could create a blog just off the shit that goes on at my job alone.

This dude I work with came in the office while he was on vacation. Why? because he was "in the neighborhood". If it was me I don't care if I forgot Beyonce's phone number in my drawer I STILL wouldn't go in that summumabitch. Anyway, dude did what he had to do and walked up to the manager

Dude: I wanted to get a couple extra days added on to my vaca because I come back on a wednesday and I might as well get thur and fri too so I'll have that much longer with the weekend

Manager: Sorry man but we really need you. See you Wednesday

We wait till he leaves



OLSTUPIDASS! That's not how you extend your vaca, this how you extend your vaca

Manager : Hello?

Me: Hey this is n0days0ff aka Mackadocious I'm in Germany on my vaca and these guys with guns got the hotel surronded. Don't look on the news cause they say no cameras brave enough to come here. I believe if I fight my way out I can make it to Helsinki under the cover of dark by using the big dipper. I can catch a cargo plane and make it to the states by Sunday and see y'all on monday

Manager: WOW THAT"S A DILLY OF A PICKLE!!! See you monday ,no make it tuesday with pay.

That's how you call off. You can't be walking in your job all healthy looking and want sympathy. I wouldn't have gave him the days either.

what else? Oh yeah,I called my cousin who is having the financial problems. sigh...The lights in her store are off. I was actually suprised there was still a store.The part that really got me was the fact the lights are off and she still went in with the hope she would make some money. I got off the phone cause she kept passing the phone around too much.She made me talk to the lady who works for her (why hasnt she let her go yet?),one of her twins who just had a birthday (I don't got no money to buy 2 presents plus their momma prolly want sumn too).After they passed the phone to another of her kids I said bye cause I was getting mad. I'm trying to find out what's up and I gotta listen to some kid talking about what happened on Spongebob. My cousin made some joke about she was taking donations and I felt awkward. Not just because I didn't have it but it confirmed avoiding her while she was struggling was a good idea. She invited me to her moms house to cut a cake for the twins birthday tomorrow but I said no. She makes it sound like just come and eat but it will end up costing me much more money than the food is worth


Don't forget about my guest blog

TOP FLIGHT

I was a security guard for a few years.good money too. I started at a hotel/resort place and later transferred to a small apartment complex.when i interviewed they kept asking me how id handle all these different situations.i thought they wanted someone real tough so i gave all these thuggish answers

?: what if you have a guest making too much noise?

me:punch him in his motherfucking mouth

?:what if you have a lady who wants you to let her in her room but doesnt have any id on her

me:hmmmmmm.....(after some thought) punch her in her motherfucking mouth?

they told me i was coming on too strong but i got the job anyway.they said they didnt want me to have my pants hanging off my ass (what kind of racist shit is that?) and made me wear these tightass nut hugging brown polyester pants.thats me on the left



we didnt have names either we only referred to each other as our number

me:this is 525 doing a patrol in sector 4 over.

thats right i had my own little golf cart snitches.i had just gotten my license and loved driving my little cart at top speed.one day about a week after i started i was congratulating myself on what a good driver i had become ,i went around a turn too fast and the polyester pants aint have no kind of grip so i slid acroooooooossss the seat of my cart,hit the rail and flew out my cart,i mean patrol vehicle.im on the ground but the cart kept going and smashed into somebodys car.i look around to see if anybody saw me.no one did so i jumped in the cart to bump out but it wont start and the windshield had fallen out.i put the windshield in the seat and pushed that shit the hell out of dodge before i lose that good job.

that job was fun sometimes.there was a gas pump where we would fill up the vans.tell me why my supervisor would pull up his real car and fill that bitch to the top then mark it in the book as the van.he told his boss that the van got bad mileage when they asked why it got filled up regularly but stayed empty.

one night a drunk lady called up and said she thinks shed been raped.i knooooww its fucked up but we laughed our asses off.how do you THINK youd been raped?

one night a dude had a heart attack.the ambulance came to get him and on the way out the ambulance jumped the curb and ran into a tree.the tree fell on a bunch of cars( i guess it was just his time to go). it was so funny watching my superior officer call a bunch of people and tell them their car had been in an accident when they parked their car for the night hours ago.

one night i had a date.i called up my superior officer and gave him this big lie about how one of my eyes was maybe infected or something and i would probably have to go to the eye doctor tomorrow.do you know that fool still made me come in and promised to let me off early? now i couldnt go in with two healthy eyes or id look like a liar so i wore a damn eyepatch the whole night and told myself i look like romeo from immature.man i used to be a fool

FUCK YOU WANT ME TO SAY??

the other day i go to ask one of my coworkers for some parts i need for a pc im setting up.OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE he pulls out his kids school pictures.I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW BUDDY LIKE THAT! he pulls them out and im wondering what im supposed to tell dude.wow those sure are some cute boys?if a woman did it i could see but i was at a loss for words on how to compliment dudes kids without sounding like a total child molester.

to top it off dude is white and the kids are black so what was i REALLY gonna say? you sure did a good job chocolating them babies?shit was just awkward

BYE BYE SICK KID

how do you not show up to your own firing? sick kid at my job AT LEAST once a pay period calls out.but he rarely calls out for just one day he does at least 2 or 3.its to the point where they cant really assign him any project cause you have no idea when he will be there or not.well on monday they tell me hes getting fired on friday and i will be taking over his spot.i feel so weird cause hes my friend and there is a recession going on but if i tell him i could get myself fired so i just carry on.ON WEDNESDAY THIS DUDE CALLS OUT AGAIN!!!! i was like damn if he only knew hes messing up the last check hes gonna get for a while.HE CALLS OUT AGAIN THURSDAY!!!! he said hes going to the doctor cause hes been feeling so bad.before you think were monsters realize he calls out all the time,hence the name the name sick kid.FRIDAY HE CALLS OUT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! this time he says he seems to have caught a stomach virus AND gotten dehydrated (wtf).at this point im ready to fire myself.not to be mean but the point of having an employee is to have someone there to work.if he gets sick so frequently he needs to be home in a bubble right?