ME VENTING ABOUT WORK

Heres how things work at my job:

Guy #1- finds out what needs to be done and puts in an order

Guy #2 - gets all the supplies and everything ready for guy #3

Guy #3 (thats me) - does what needs to be done

get it,got it? good.Here is how its been going lately:

Guy #3 (me) to Guy #2: Hey I'm here to work got everything ready?

Guy#2: Guy #1 didn't tell me there was work WAAH WAAH WAAH!!! I'm too busy right now WAAH WAAH WAAH CRY BABY CRY WOMP WOMP WOMP he cant just send you here first without letting me know WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!






MAN THE FUCK UP!!!! I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT! TURN OFF THE FUCKING YOUTUBE AND COME GET MY SUPPLIES SO WE CAN GET THIS SPACESHIP TO PLUTO BITCHASS!!!!!!

Sorry but I had to get that off my chest. This is that bitchassness Diddy was talking about. I swear I could create a blog just off the shit that goes on at my job alone.

This dude I work with came in the office while he was on vacation. Why? because he was "in the neighborhood". If it was me I don't care if I forgot Beyonce's phone number in my drawer I STILL wouldn't go in that summumabitch. Anyway, dude did what he had to do and walked up to the manager

Dude: I wanted to get a couple extra days added on to my vaca because I come back on a wednesday and I might as well get thur and fri too so I'll have that much longer with the weekend

Manager: Sorry man but we really need you. See you Wednesday

We wait till he leaves



OLSTUPIDASS! That's not how you extend your vaca, this how you extend your vaca

Manager : Hello?

Me: Hey this is n0days0ff aka Mackadocious I'm in Germany on my vaca and these guys with guns got the hotel surronded. Don't look on the news cause they say no cameras brave enough to come here. I believe if I fight my way out I can make it to Helsinki under the cover of dark by using the big dipper. I can catch a cargo plane and make it to the states by Sunday and see y'all on monday

Manager: WOW THAT"S A DILLY OF A PICKLE!!! See you monday ,no make it tuesday with pay.

That's how you call off. You can't be walking in your job all healthy looking and want sympathy. I wouldn't have gave him the days either.

what else? Oh yeah,I called my cousin who is having the financial problems. sigh...The lights in her store are off. I was actually suprised there was still a store.The part that really got me was the fact the lights are off and she still went in with the hope she would make some money. I got off the phone cause she kept passing the phone around too much.She made me talk to the lady who works for her (why hasnt she let her go yet?),one of her twins who just had a birthday (I don't got no money to buy 2 presents plus their momma prolly want sumn too).After they passed the phone to another of her kids I said bye cause I was getting mad. I'm trying to find out what's up and I gotta listen to some kid talking about what happened on Spongebob. My cousin made some joke about she was taking donations and I felt awkward. Not just because I didn't have it but it confirmed avoiding her while she was struggling was a good idea. She invited me to her moms house to cut a cake for the twins birthday tomorrow but I said no. She makes it sound like just come and eat but it will end up costing me much more money than the food is worth


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