READY TO WED?

I jacked this with no apologies from Ieisha
.Since I plan on getting married soon ,i thought it would be a nice gauge to see how ready i was


Dr. Robin (from Oprah) wrote Lies from the Altar and discussed what things we should be discussing BEFORE we get married. Timing is important after all, lol. Here are some of the questions she thinks we should ask our potential mates. I figure, before I ask them, I better have an answer for them as well.

Here you go…


Work Questions

1. Are you working in your chosen profession? Yes i am

2. How many hours a week do you work? it varies but its safe to say 50+

3. What is your dream job? I am pretty much doing it and would like to rise to the higher levels

4.What is your retirement plan? What do you plan to do when you stop working? I plan to see the world and motherfucking chillax.

5. What does your job entail? (For example: Do you often travel for business, work at home or perform dangerous tasks?) I travel sometimes but nothing too crazy but i do work a lot of overtime and it can be hard to make plans on the weekend sometimes but on payday its all worth it

Money Questions

6. What is your annual income? more than enough for me but it can be a strain when lil mama and her kids need so much of it

7. Should individuals within a marriage have separate bank accounts in addition to joint accounts? hell yeah,that girl would have us broke in 2 weeks.thats how it is now.we have a joint account (that she STAYS overdrafting) and separate ones.one time she "accidentally" overdrafted by $200.how do you not realize you going $200 over what you got? $10-$15 i can understand but $200? fuck outta here

8. Do you have significant debts? yes my school loan payments

9. Do you believe in establishing a family budget? Yes,our family budget is every motherfucking cent i have

10. How important is it for you to make a lot of money? its not important its a necessity.i call my girl a magician cause she can make a paycheck disappear like Harry Potters glasses wearing ass ALAKAZAM!!!!

Sex Questions

11. What sexual activities do you enjoy most? Are there specific sexual acts that make you uncomfortable? I cant put my lil mama out there like that but were good.

12.Do you feel comfortable initiating sex? If yes, why? If no, why?no problems here .shes a bad bitch so how can i resist?

13.What do you need in order to be in the mood for sex? 50 cent: you aint gotta take your panties off/just pull em to the side

14. How often do you need or expect sex? I want it all day every but she got kids so thats not always the case

15. Is sexual fidelity an absolute necessity in a good marriage? yes it i.im not gonna cheat and she damn sure better not either
Parenthood Questions

16. Do you want children? When? How many? Are you unable to have children? she cant have anymore plus keeping the 3 she has fed is no small task

17. Do you believe that children should be raised with some religious or spiritual foundation? yeah because even though i dont go to church like i should these days my church days from my youth are still guiding me

18. How important is it to you that your children are raised near your extended family? not really.i loved coming up with my cousins but my family is trifling so im not around them that much so it would be hard for my kids to be there

19. Do you believe in spanking a child? What type of discipline do you believe in (time outs, standing in the corner, taking away privileges, etc.)? hells yeah i WHOOPS that ass.ask about me.after a kid is like 12-13 though whats the point? grounding them or making them wear the same outfit to school a week straight would be soooo much more effective

20. Should boys be treated the same as girls? Should they have the same rules for conduct? Should you have the same expectations for their sexual behavior?yeah but theres only so much you can do.the world is gonna treat them different no matter what so i gotta teach them how to deal with the world