THAT'S MY MAMA

My 10 year old nephew got his ass knocked out....literally.




guess he didnt inherit my knuckle game.when I was 10 I was giving cats the beatings of their lives.....or maybe not. One time I took my sisters cool new watch to school to show off to my friends.I was like in 1st grade or something. Everyone is on my tip sweating me when all of a sudden I feel a big ass shadow behind me












2 4th graders had rolled up on me and normally I would have pulled out and banged on em but I had left my super soaker at home. They took the watch from me. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO NOW? That wasn't my watch to begin with now I gotta go home and tell my sister I lost it? I sat in class all day and dreamed about running away from home . Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

After my sisters pick me up from school, we go home and halfway through Facts of Life I break the news to my youngest sis. Even Tootie spinning around on her roller skates couldn't save me. I got duffed out by my mom. Her fucking ass didn't even buy the watch in the first place ,it was a gift. What was she so mad for?....bitch.

The next morning as we leave for school mom started getting dressed too. UH OH!!! All along the way I keep hoping she turns down another street but she walks all the way with us to school. We get there and she tells me to point out the kids who robbed me, I said I'd never tell even if I sat in a cell.........YEAH RIGHT!! I snitched my ass off. I pointed the kids out and when they saw me and my mama coming I swear they almost shit their drawers











My mama said to give her the watch, The Gooch took it off so fast he almost got watch burn. Dukes pockets the watch then sets her purse down. She gets down on her knees and tells the kid since they are the same height now that he should try his luck and swing on her. The Gooch shook his head so hard I thought that sumbitch was gonna fly off. Dukes gets back on her feet and tells the kid if he ever fucks with me again she was gonna come back and throw him over the fence with one arm (is that even physically possible?) . That kid never so much as made eye contact with me again. Sigh.....that's Ma Dukes for ya