YOU AINT GETTIN NADA...

my old ass super in my building saw me coming in from work.


supe:hey whats happenin there cool?i know you a professional young brother womp womp womp my son has a construction company and im trying to get a hundred people to each put in a thousand dollars and after a year you double your money womp womp womp i came up with this idea in jail 10 years ago womp wo---



hold up!! in jail? thats when i walked away from his old mushmouthed the cosby mysteries looking ass. motherfucka thinks ima give him my snaps to flush down the drain? just to double it? so i cant use my thousand dollars for a whole year (in a recession, mind you) just to make a wack ass thousand ?

ITS GONNA GET UGLY !!

just got off the phone not too long ago.

big sis: why you aint tell me our cuz losing her house?

me:how you know about that?

big sis:you told lil sis,lil sis told mid sis,middle sis told me.

me:but you and middle sis dont even talk!!!!


UGH!!! i was so mad.i called my youngest sis and bitched her out.



i told her that was between me and her because i didnt want it to get back to my cousin that id told her business.can you imagine how embarassed shed be and how mad at me?our family doesnt forget shit.even if my cuz won the lottery tomorrow ten years from now we'd still be talking about how she was getting kicked out her place and now she rich and dont know how to act.ill think twice before id confide in her again.the funny thing is this is the same sister who told me shes like a month away from being foreclosed as well.funny how she forgot to say that to everyone.Do you know anybody who has a really big mouth? its frustrating cause it makes me look so deceitful and two faced.

Anyway me and big sis were talking and I said i think its time my cuz puts her baby dad on child support.what you think? he has been married for years and my cuz was the side chick.before you go feeling all sorry for her ,she knew from the jump.anyway he has kids with his wife and i guess they kinda agreed that my cuz would raise the kids by herself and not disrupt his homelife.the kids know their dad,he comes by and says hey from time to time but thats about it.i speak but i dont really get too friendly with him cause i think what hes doing is terrible.the thing about me is i wear my heart on my sleeve.you pretty much know if i think youre cool or a douchebag.

my cuz has been doing it alone for 10 years and shes done all she can.if she agreed to be a concubine thats cool,thats her decision.who am i to judge? but now the kids are not even gonna even have a place to stay.thats something TOTALLY different.I know firsthand how it feels to be a kid growing up in a house you cant really call your own. you dont really feel comfortable going in the fridge,watching tv, or even being around.i would never want to see a kid go through something like that.you know how you can just LOOK at a kid sometimes and know for a fact they wont ever be shit? these kids are the opposite.they like some little flowers and all they need is some sun and a little water.DAMN im getting all poetic and shit.

On the other hand some other family is about to go through a different kind of hell.they about to find out daddy/hubby has been unfaithful and has another family he's been hiding for over a decade.she might leave him and now those kids are gonna have a broken home too.sigh.... WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING DRAMA IN THE LBC?????? FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont even think he has money like that to where he could keep his family and pay child support. but even if he only has enough to put the oldest in braces that would make all the difference in the world. this dude has been having his cake and eating it too but little does he know his time is almost up.sigh.....its gonna be the coldest winter ever.

PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS

Just got through with some guest blogging duties over at Sane's.Man what a day,after i worked a project today i went to my cousin whos getting foreclosed to give her some money and soon as i walked in her store i knew what kind of day it was gonna be.The store had no a/c on and the lights were off.sigh...shes trying to keep costs as low as possible.i go in there and at first i tried to make small talk..

me:did you see the jamaican women drop the baton last night?

her:no,i have no tv,the cable people came and took their box away

sigh..things were really at rock bottom.i gave her some money and she received it so enthusiastically that i was glad i went to the store instead of her house.she probably didnt have anything in the fridge and probably the lights were off. She borrowed some money from the lady who worked for her and they sent me to the store to get them some lunch.before i left ,her useless boyfriend pulled up with the kids.they urged me to go before the kids came in cause even though they just ate you know how kids are.theyll want some food too just because.this made me feel so bad you cant even imagine.

I decided to get the kids some food too. I get back to the store and theres more kids than usual. It turns out that a friend of hers got kicked out of where she was at and my cuz let the kids come stay with her cause they had nowhere else to go.sigh....why must there always be so much drama in the LBC? anyway before he left,her boyfriend admonished her oldest because he wore some sandals with his big jeans and the cuffs were dragging on the floor.normally i would have let this go on because he is basically their stepdad and who am i to step in? but because his lazy self doesnt provide nothing for those kids i made a joke and took my little cousin with me away from that.lazy sensed it was awkaward but what was he gonna say to me? if you wanna be the boss you gotta pay the cost.Syleena Johnson taught me that.

While getting the food,my nephew (hes my cousin but i call him my nephew cause hes so young) talked a mile a minute about video games and tv shows. The sad part is these are some really great kids and all they need is somebody who cares but their mom is too busy to listen to them. I also noticed he had horrible teeth, kid needed some braces ASAP. Thats why i dont really get involved like that,this girl doesnt need a $500 loan. She needs a whole LIFESTYLE change. When i used to stay over there I was so wrapped up in trying to help out i couldnt do me.you could put groceries in the fridge but the kids needed haircuts too.you can get the hair cut but kids need help with their homework.after homework its time for bed but if you dont wake junior up by 2:00 am he will wet the bed. see what i mean?

after everyone ate, i took all the kids to get icees and then we went to the park.the way i figure it these kids are about to go through hell and if i can give them one day where they could just laugh and jump with a full belly at least thats something right? when we get back to the store my cousin is leaving to go check on her mom.she got sick again and went to go stay in the hospital the day before (one of the major reasons why my cuz is so broke).man when it rains it pours.my cousin is leaving and i ask my nephew why she is driving her dads car,he said because her van had broken down.sigh...

everyone say it with me now:WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE SO MUCH DRAMA IN THE LBC?

BLACK GIRL LOST

Agony agony agony!! I just found out my little 14 year old niece is a resident of hoochie town. :(





.My biggest sis saw shes been acting funny and waited till she fell asleep and went into her bag and found her diary.all i can say is it was shocking.my niece is lil sis' only kid.after my big sis found out she told lil sis and when lil sis got home from work she took my niece into the garage with the diary and didnt let big sis come with them.big sis was pissed because if it wasnt for her lil sis' irresponsible ass wouldnt even know that there was anything going on. sigh....why must there always be so much drama in the LBC?

in a move which further pissed off big sis,lil sis takes my middle sister with her to get my niece checked out at the doctors.even though she didnt tell me i know my lil sis' reasoning is because big sis can be a bit judgemental on her parenting skills and in this case lil sis is 100% wrong but still feels upset and embarassed by big sis so she doesnt wanna be around her.

now heres the part that really got to me.lil sis made my big sis promise not to tell my nieces dad(who shes no longer with).why???? if he knew i guarantee hed squash that bullshit out.we wouldnt have to worry about my niece being too grown again.the only thing is when he finished breaking his foot off in my niece narrow ass hed hobble over to my sis and break his OTHER foot off in her ass for letting it happen and thats what shes afraid of. so what you think? i feel if you gonna be a parent you gotta do whats best for the kid, not yourself.you cant let this girl run around doing all kinds of craziness because you scared of getting screamed on for not being on the job.whats she gonna say if this girl gets pregnant and cant even finish high school,my bad?

but oh well i cant call it cause im not in her position.what you think?

SHES YOUR QUEEN TO BE

My new best friend Megan said shes getting married this weekend (hey Meg!!!) and I started thinking about my wedding.the one i wont be having .While talking to my good friend Sane she took a moment from her constant hating and gave me some good advice.I have decided to forego a wedding and instead will fly with a few close family members to Hawaii so we can get married and honeymoon at the same time for a fraction of the price.why you ask?

1) I asked around and the average cost of a regular wedding thats not too fancy and not too cheap either is gonna be right around $30,000





after i got off the floor i decided it didnt make any sense to go and get into that much debt especially when i would be taking care of most of the bills at home anyway.Flying to hawaii for a few days wont cost NEARLY that much.stuff like that is for newlyweds with good credit and their parents helping.not people with kids thats already stretching it as it is

2) I dont want everyone picking at me like you know who



in a perfect world you could work hard to take care of other dudes kids and everyone would think it was noble but in my world ill be looked at like a damn fool.my cousin told me years ago "a woman wants 3 kinds of animals: a tiger in the bed,a jaguar in the driveway and a jackass to pay for it all" imagine me looking from the altar and seeing him in the crowd shaking his head at me and the life i would have led if i listened to him.

3)Im kinda shy.I dont wanna get up in front of everyone i know and read some special vows and poems and all that bullshit.i really dont.especially with the sisters i have.i can imagine them in the audience talkin bout my baby,

big sis: i cant believe she had the nerve to wear white,some people,i swear

i dont wanna do that part and i really dont wanna do the part where everyone gathers around to watch you do your first dance to Pretty Ricky "Grind on me".id feel so self conscious

4)how ima fill up a church? im a loner and i dont be all in everyones face like that.my girl on the other hand is so well known people she dont even know knows who she is.shes like a local celebrity so her side of the church would be oh so chunky.me on the other hand im not even sure if my mom and sisters would come.id be inviting people i havent even spoke to in a couple years just to fill up my half.plus my family barely talks to each other.i havent talked to middle sis in years and my mom is hated by her sisters cause shes ballin these days and wont give them none of her stacks.

So those are the main reasons why i dont want a wedding.the trick is telling my lil mama that.she so wants her friends to see her walk down the aisle and throw the bouquet and all that but Im not gonna sink even further into poverty just to impress a bunch of people i dont know.At the same time i dont wanna have the refreshments be a 40 in a paper bag and a pack of slim jims like Chrissy Snow had at her wedding

Any of you been married before? any intimate details on planning a wedding will be appreciated.tell me if you think im right or wrong and ill consider it with an open mind while still doing whatever the fuck i want to anyway

AFTER YOU'VE DONE ALL YOU CAN,YOU JUST STAND

I talked to the youngest of my sisters about my cousin in foreclosure to see if she would chip in some money with me and she said shes close to foreclosure too :( sigh.... times are really tough for everyone i swear.she said they raised her mortgage a few hundred and shes BARELY keeping her head above water




why must there always be so much drama in the LBC? she told me how she had took her daughter to get a jump on school shopping and she was being a little cunt cause my sister wouldnt buy her the expensive bookbag she wanted. when we were coming up i had to wear the same bookbag until it split and then ma dukes with her cheap ass would just tell me to go get her needle and thread and sew that fake jansport back up.my sister said i was ballin cause she didnt even get a bookbag from mom ,she carried her books to school in a plastic bag (DONT LAUGH AT MY SISTER!!!!!) and just 1 generation later my niece is gettin all french saying she needs a special brand of bookbag before she can even leave the house.kids just dont understand.

we talked about my middle sister.the one whos married to Ginuwine (YEAH YEAH YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!)








ok not the real Ginuwine but he is one of those stallionaire pretty boys with pressed baby hair sideburns.ill save him for another post.but anyway he has my sister DICKnotized and she gives him whatever he wants.come to find out theyre doing bad too cause he talked her into cosigning some expensive ass car for him so he can front like hes big time. smh.thats why i hate him and thats why theyll hate my girl.because if it wasnt for him she would have gone so far in life.its hard to run when you gotta drag some dead weight with you.but thats her business. i learned the hard way not to get involved in other peoples business.


so no one can really help my cousin from getting kicked out on the street.it sucks cause she got 3 kids and no income.but i swear yall shes the sweetest girl youll ever wanna meet.SWEET AS SHE WANNA BE.but she makes bad decisions

MAJOR BAD DECISION #1 Three kids by a married man.sigh.....i know


MAJOR BAD DECISION #2 quit her job to start her own business.this girl got her degree and was making MAD money but shes one of those people who you cant talk out of anything

MAJOR BAD DECISION #3 i know you saying (Chrissy) why she dont fuck her way out of her problem? she has a boyfriend (thats a whoooolleee other post, make that 2 posts at least) and he lives with her and hasnt worked in at least 2 years. theres a lot of dicknotizing going around (damn i must be wack then).she said if she gets kicked out he cant come with her (thats her idea of putting her foot down).


so long story short shes screwed.i hate to think of her and my babies out there on the street but i have my real babies now to feed and i have my hands full with that.my problem is i have a superman complex and i want to save everybody and when i cant it kills me

A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME

My cousin called me the other day to borrow some money because her house is in foreclosure :(

this recession is really no joke.its like everyone i know is doing poorly.I said id help her with what i can but the thing about her is even if i loan her the money all im doing is buying her a month until shes in the same position again.she has her own business and ive come to find out thats not as lucrative as it sounds.if you have a regular job,even if its slow you get your check every 2 weeks.if you have your own business and its slow,you dont get shit.Her business has been going down the crapper for like 2 years now but shes too proud to go back to working for people.she likes arriving and leaving whenever she wants,and being able to go pick her son up who fakes sick at least once a week. I used to stay with her a while back while i finished up school but i had to get up out of there because i was becoming the father figure in the house to her and her 3 kids and couldnt focus on me.i feel so bad cause i want to pay the bills for her cause without her helping me i wouldnt have been able to be where im at but i got my lil mama and her kids depending on me too and i have to make the choice.obviously i have to take care of my woman before my family but its not easy.i made the right choice right?

ROLLIN WITH THE HOMIES

Me and lil mama were talking about that show super sweet 16.you know the one where the rich girls throw these million dollar parties on their birthday? I was telling her how i dont care how much money I got, $80,000 is too much to spend on a car for a kid.Im expecting her to agree with me 3,000% but no she thinks if you can afford it thats a perfect gift.I tried to explain to her that a 16 year old isnt ready for that kind of trust. If a 16 year old gets a range rover and i tell her not to let anyone drive it but her and she gets to school and her best friend begs her,she is gonna let her drive it.shes not gonna tell her friend no.18 and ready to move out and go to college i understand but 16? when i was 16 i was still watching cartoons!!!
oh well....we still have a few more years before the oldest starts driving so that battle wont take place till about 2011-2012 but what yall think?

BIOLOGICAL DIDNT BOTHER

One time for the stepdaddies.

Even though little man was not my child i made him miiiiiiine

Man that shit aint easy dawg,not at all.Dating/marrying a woman with kids is tough.And im not talking about the quick hello to the kids as you go to the room to have fun with the mama.Im talking about REAL stepdaddies who help with the homework,who put groceries in the fridge and who put clothes on your back. I had a stepdad growing up and i thought he was the coolest cat ever,Tacky as all hell but he was cool. One time my mom got mad at him for coming home late and attacked him with a meat cleaver.He held up his briefcase and the meat cleaver got stuck in it ahahahahahahahahah. damn mom was you gonna kill him?

I got stepkids now and boy looka here.Me and my lil mama dont live together even though i pay bills over there. She says she dont wanna live with a man again cause when her baby daddy walked out it kinda confused the kids who wanted to know where he was.plus it would be odd to have another man show up to live again and then he leave too. So no inhouse pussy for n0days0ff till we jump the broom.People dont understand the sacrifices you make sometimes.Its one thing when the kids are yours then you have no choice but to take care of your obligations but its different when you choose to put yourself into that situation. Where you only had to worry about finding piece of bread to feed yourself you now have to worry about finding several pieces first before you can settle down to eat yours.

dont get it twisted i dont regret my choice cause were not married yet i can always leave.Its just theres a lot to it.Your people especially your homeboys dont always give you their full blessing,some even tell you to your damn face they think youre a fool. Look at Usher for instance, dude has all the money one man can want but he gets clowned so bad for getting with a woman with three kids so imagine what criticism a regular guy with his own blog gets.I honestly dont know what my mama will say when she finds out.i just know it wont be good.especially when she discovers lil mama cant have no more kids.shes gonna tell me im a damn fool for taking care of several of another mans kids and cant ever even have any of my own.well i guess i do know what shes gonna say after all.

so shoutout to all the cats playing bill cosby to someone elses kids and may they all turn out to be a shaquille oneal and bring you home a million bucks.

DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?/ I USED TO LOVE H.E.R.

Do you have friends of the opposite sex? more importantly do you have friends of the opposite sex that your mate knows about? Do yall be talking on the phone when your boo is around?

I used to have a BEEEEEEEESSSSSSTTTTTT friend but it kept causing problems in my relationships. Me and "Jenny" used to spend HOURS upon HOUUUUUURRRRSSS on the phone and stuff but whoever i was with at the time would always be like OH HELLL TO THE NO!! one time my girl was at school and jenny had came over to watch movies like we did all the time.my girl and her jealous ass calls when she KNOWS jenny over there and keeps me talking on the phone for like 30 min then when i said im being rude to jenny and have to go she caught the ultimate attitude and got mad.

the thing is before my lil mama i used to do a lot of dating and jenny was my dawg no matter what.i might be all in love with a girl today and tomorrow we broke up but jenny was there all the time.she done picked me up off the side of the road when my car was broke down.she remembered my birthday when chickenheads didnt.all kinds of stuff like that.me and her had slept together a few times but it was nothing serious.i did it more as a act of friendship than actually being attracted to her.wed watch movies till real late and it would be too late for her to go home so shed sleep over.wrestling around in the bed lead to sex but we never was like oh my god the one for me is right here.nothing like that.we both knew we could only be friends cause the spark wasnt there.

Sorry if im boring yall.Anyway as i got older and more mature i realized i couldnt have the best of both worlds.I used to think my girlfriends were being immature but remember that song by Tank "Maybe I deserve"? i started thinking what if my girlfriend had a dude she would tell all my business to? go out to eat with? have sex when they both single? get each other gifts, somebody who knew her better than i did? I wouldnt like that. Me and Jenny stopped talking for some other reasons but I didnt really try to patch things up cause i knew she had to go

what yall think? on one hand i feel so wrong on deading somebody i been through so much with.on the other hand i have to give my serious relationships a chance to grow.my lil mama would ride or die for me so doesnt that count for something? jenny still drops me a email every few months telling me to call her but i wouldnt like it if my lil mama had dudes calling her (she doesnt far as i know).why must there always be drama in the LBC?




2 YEARS AGO I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD MALE FRIIIEEENNNDDDSS
WAIT A MINUTE LET ME FINISH
2 YEARS AGO I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD MALE FRIENDS
OFF UP IN COLLEGE.FOUND OUT YOU STILL REACHING OUT TO SOME OF THEM

OH BABY!!!!!!

friends got drama too.

one of my coolest homeboys done slipped one past the goalie.his girl done told him she is pregnant and that blew his high.the crazy thing is her and him werent too bad but since she found out she has started BLACKING THE FUCK OUT on him on the daily.i can tell they wont be lasting too long cause if knowing she about to have a baby aint enough for them to realize they should pull closer together then they doomed.he keeps saying he cant handle her blaming him like he the only one that was in the bed.basically old girl does not want a baby right now and shes telling dude he ruined her life and handling this as bad as possible.

that was like monday now they are thinking about an abortion but THIS GIRL WENT AND TOLD HER MAMA!!!!!!! what the fuck was the point of telling her mama if shes not gonna keep it? im sorry yall but women just do shit without thinking sometimes.after she gets this abortion i dont see them lasting too long after that cause she says she aint fucking no more and he had one eye on the front door anyway but with the sex gone hes definitely gone.

Is a prenup wrong?

Me and old girl are about to get married sometime in the near future. She has 3 kids and I have none. On top of that she has her tubes tied so she cant even give me none of my own.All that is fine but why when i asked her to sign a prenup world war III broke out? she says its not right for her to have to start over again at 45 years old and have to move back to the projects cause i decided i dont want her no more.i said its not right for me to have to slave for years taking care of some other dudes kids and finally when thats over i have to give up everything i earned ON TOP of all that ive already done.why must there always be drama in the LBC?