JUST A FEW QUESTIONS

why do you do stupid shit then act like you dont know why you did it? a lady pissed you off at work so you called her a bitch and hung up on her now you think you might get fired. WHY THE FUCK YOU HUNG UP ON HER THEN?!?!?!?

WHY WHEN BRENDAS MAN FUCK UP I GET IN TROUBLE TOO? Brenda found out her man set up a girl in an apartment across town so you come home giving me the side eye talmbout if i want dinner i can go across town and have that bitch fix me dinner.I AINT EVEN DO SHIT!!!!


ARE YOU GOING TO DIE IF YOU GO ONE DAY WITHOUT TALKING TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A NEW OUTFIT FOR EVERY OCCASION? its ok if you wear something twice you know.its called drycleaning.you should try it sometime

HAVENT YOU REALIZED I HATE MY JOB JUST AS MUCH AS YOU HATE YOURS? the only difference is i just suck it up and go.i know what it is,because i dont complain about it 24/7 like you do you think i like it.

IM NOT FUCKING SUPERMAN OK? if were going somewhere and i get lost SO WHAT?you dont have to make a humongous deal about it.i never said i was perfect.talking to yourself in the passenger seat so i can hear you.talmbout im not even gonna say nothing,this boy actin like he just got his license

BUT WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG ITS NO BIG DEAL RIGHT? how the fuck do you lose your cell phone once a month? shorty wheres your head at?

WHY YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO CUT COSTS WHEN IT COMES TO MY SHIT BUT WE ALWAYS HAVE ENOUGH FOR YOU? if i say im gonna take the leftover money after we pay the bills and buy some new jordans you wanna point out if i take a toothbrush to my old ones theyll be ok. but we have enough to buy you a new bluetooth even though you keep losing them cause you say you can get so much more work done around the house if your hands are free.

WHY YOU JUST AS HORNY AND AS FREAKY AS ME BUT ALWAYS WANNA ACT LIKE YOU DOING ME A FAVOR BY HAVING SEX? you drive home at 70 miles an hour cause you need some dick cause this lady at work pissed you off and you need to relax,then you take my bank card to go shopping talmbout its the least i can do after you just screwed me. huh? wasnt that you screaming dont stop big daddy bust this pussy open? i was watching videos,you the one who jumped on me.

why im a superman when its convenient for you and im a total helpless the next moment? i done worked six days straight 10-11 hour shifts but i dont need any rest,i gotta go to your aunts and move her couch out of storage.then you gotta go with me to the u haul cause if you dont ill get the wrong size truck,then you wanna tell me to lift from my knees or ill put my back out.why dont you move the couch and i go back to bed?

WHY YALL SO EMOTIONAL?!?? you mad cause you need to talk to me about something but im watching tv so you YANK the cord out the wall too hard and now we have to watch tv on my computer till income tax time.and you looking at me stupid and ask why i let you do that.


WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING BAD MY FAULT? i told you go to the grocery store and come back.you went to Rainbow first and then to the shoestore and now all we have to eat for the week is one bag of thomas english muffins and its my fault cause i shoulda went with you cause i know how you are.

why you try to blame all your expenses on me? talmbout the reason you spent your last $100 on perfume is cause you wanna smell good when im at your back trying to get some coochie.you could smell like coochie and ill still want some.talmbout you HAD to go in the savings and get a new outfit cause you representing me and you dont want nobody saying n0days0ff got a raggedy bitch.

DO I HAVE TO HEAR EXACTLY what you wearing tomorrow? talmbout i should wear my blue shirt with the silver accessories, oh that will go great with them shoes i had seen at the shoe store today,baby ill be right back im going to the shoe store.are you having an affair with Al Bundy? cause you at the shoe store more than the shoes

WHY YOU LAUGH AT THE IDEA THAT ANOTHER WOMAN COULD POSSIBLY WANT ME? shit i wasnt too bad for you to be touching your toes every night so why you laugh like i aint shit when i told you the girl at the register was hitting me with mad eye contact and a smile?

WHY YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES SO IMPORTANT BUT LET YOU TELL IT IM CAREFREE? i know you gotta cook dinner and vacuum the downstairs but im the one who has to make sure there IS something for you to cook and when you plug the vacuum it runs.matter of fact now that i remember im the one who BOUGHT you that vacuum.when i met you you was sweeping the carpet with a broom with your ol bootleg destinys child lookin footdraggin sex in the city watchin ass

IM DATING YOU NOT YOUR MOM

I used to go with this girl Brown Sugar for a while.she actually was my girlfriend, not a slumpbuster,not a dennys jumpoff not a chick who called me to get a bill paid but my actual girlfriend. The thing with her ,actually ONE of the things with her was her mom was all up in our business!! damn mama raise up off these N-U-T-S!!

I'll show up to take Sugar to work and her mama would send me somewhere to go pick her up something. BITCH IM ON A SCHEDULE!! i tried to park outside and wait for her to come outside ,her mama puts her head out the window "What you sittin out there fo? come in boy" FUUCCKKKK

dont get it mixed up.i know a lot of people love it when their in laws like them but this heifer was crazy.youd show up for a date and her mama would tell you a 45 minute story of how she met ving rhames in a airport in las vegas.youd get confused as to who you was actually on the date with.one time we was in a restaurant and me and brown sugar ate and when the waitress came around to clean up she ordered another meal.

n0- damn you still hungry?

Brown S- no thats for my mama


so i take her out to eat i gotta bring her mom a meal too.shit was like that all the time.shed ask me to pull over at the cingular store

n0- i thought you had t mobil?

B.S. - I do. They about to cut my mamas phone off.can you loan me $50

**break** why women always ask you to borrow something they know they aint gonna pay back. If yall say cause she gonna pay you back in coochie im donkey konging all yall

Women dont be understanding the financial strain of dating sometimes.We be just as broke as yall but we just manage to SQUEEZE a lil sumn extra out sometimes to go somewhere with yall.then yall start getting all french and like Rick Ross you wanna push it to the limit. Im a man with pride ,i dont like having to tell my woman i cant afford something.If we take yall out to dinner and we about to go to the movies don be saying "I gotta stop at sephora real quick and pick up a couple things" cause if your man dont really got it inside hes saying FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!! now i gotta see if sprint will let me push my bill till my next check.

so we at the store the other day and the purchase came up to $87.42.as i reach down to get some money out my wallet she says wait and starts going in her purse.THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! i start smiling to myself cause they dont know i got somebody holding me down and start singing Beyonce's sugar mama.yall dont know nothing bout my baby!!! then she pulls out a couple raggedy ass dimes and nickels and lays them on the counter and smiles like she did something.sometimes i swear............