WHY WEDNESDAY

why school started this week and all my big nephews and nieces got cell phones and must update me on all their activities 24/7?

why they dont know i be mass texting them generic answers and they all think im talking to them personally? how was school? i used to love school. what kinda classes you taking? wow thats a lot for a little kid like you LOL!!

why now that the kids are getting older my sisters actions starting to irk them like my moms did me?

why her son is now in 6th grade and bigger than her and she be waiting with him at the bus stop?

why if something went down he more in a position to protect her than she him?

why my mama went to my bus stop and waited for me one day after school?

why I saw her and aint get off the bus?

why all the kids started laughing and asking who mama is that in her house dress?

why i found out my sister still be brushing my 4th grade niece teeth for her against her will?

why that little girl wants to brush her own teeth so bad but cant?

why when i was in 9th grade my mama was still trying to clean my ears for me till I finally got grown and snapped on her?

why she was contemplating giving me a 2 piece till she realized i was right ?

why she still gave me a 2 piece anyway but stopped babying me?

why im bout to make it my personal mission to get my niece to brush her own teeth?

why i got a brand new bomb ass blackberry?

why i was on the phone for 2 hrs with tech support trying to get the internet going?

why they couldnt and after the 1st hour it started to irked my nerves real bad?

why the lady tried to make small talk and asked me what made me choose that particular model?

why I released the dragon on her unsuspecting ass?

why after 2 hrs and 11 min they couldnt solve my problem so I hung up on them?

why the phone magically started working then?