Smash or pass

Sighhhh why must there always be drama in the LBC? Why can't I have a
normal love life? Here's the scoop : Me and "Karen" have been talking
for about a month now, been on 3 official dates and have only kissed.
I been trying to lure her over to the "cockpit" for like a couple
weeks now but shit has been going slow. Each date has cost me about
$100 and hours upon hours of talking on the phone. Am I wrong to want
some ass this early? My roommate is taking down a different hot chick
every other day and he NEVER takes girls out. I don't mind putting in
a little more time but my boys are saying that she needs to pump or
get dumped. I don't really want no serious relationship so I'm not too
keen into putting a lot of time and money into a chick even if we were
fucking. I might end up even having to buy this whore a xmas presnt.
At the same time I have to be realistic because the chicks I like are
usually pretty hot so I gotta realize I gotta put in some more work
than normal to hit it. What makes it worse is my baggage from my ex. I
put so much time and $ into her and basically got nothing out of it. I
don't wanna make that mistake again, esp knowing she was fuckin
someone else while I poured all my resources into her and didn't fuck
noone else..

I got a couple other girls I am working on but they aren't like Karen.
I can't really date all of them cause it can get pretty pricey.I don't
want to dump this girl but sometimes boys just wanna have fun, word to
Cindi Lauper. I don't wanna wait for this life to be over.I want to
know right now what will it be. One of my friends gave me a pretty
good solution: stop asking Karen out on dates! Just talk to her on the
phone for free and eventually she will come over or we will end it.
Either way my shillings stay in my pox. What do you think I should do?
Sighhhh why must there always be so much gotdamn drama in the lbc?

SUCH A NICE BOY

What up what up WHAAAZZUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Because so many big corporations have been scrutinized for blowing the bailout money on lavish getaways and banquets my company has canceled christmas parties this year. My new department I work in has decided we can throw one ourselves if everyone chips in $60.




For $60 me and my lil mama can go out to Denny's, a movie and still have enough money to buy her a little outfit to wear for me. Ima tell my job like I told the IRS in 2005, "you ain't gettin no money out of me". I kid.I would go but me and my lil mama have plans all that weekend anyway.

There is this one dude at my job I cant STAND.UGHHHH!!! Just everything about him irks me. We had to take this 10 minute online sexual harassment thing the other day. Tell me why this fool prints out the little certificate thing you get for completing it and hangs it above his desk like its a degree from Harvard. Gets on my GOTDANG nerves. On top of that he harasses this girl we work with daily. She said she would turn him in to HR but she knows he has a family and doesn't want them to suffer cause daddy is a jerk.

I finally got out of default for one of my student loans!!!!!





I was sooo happy. I can barely contain myself knowing one day soon I will apply for a credit card and NOT get turned down. Of course you know there was a little rain in the cloud. I called up my new company I will be making my payments to and of course someone in India picked up.

Indian Lady: Hello this is vishna, how can I help you today?

Me: what's crackin wid it? this is n0days0ff and I'm calling to set up a payment plan with you.

Vishna: mr days0ff you are 4 days overdue

me: huh? how can I be late when I haven't set up the payment yet?

v: the collection agency you just got out of default with set up the payment.

me: (after 20 min of arguing) whatever man, now that i'm set up, who notifies the credit people I am in good standing with my loan?

v: ummm....they should notice you have been making monthly payments , so you are fine.

me: (looking at phone) maam....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!! When I don't pay a loan you guys send out a notice to all the credit people that I suck. Now that I'm good who sends out the notice that I rock?

v: ummmm..... the collection agency will do that

me: they told me you do that, now you are saying that I hang up and call them back just so they can say you again? Maam I have nothing against you but you don't know what you are talking about. You are guessing and saying anything to get me off your phone. I want to speak to a manager.

That's how you gotta do it sometimes. That's how I roll.Thanks for all your advice on the previous post. I think it all comes down to me still thinking of my fiancee and her kids as separate from me. What I'm trying to say is when we get married and live together I can't just put food for me in the fridge and tell them to fend for themselves. We will be ONE and right now I think of them as separate. If I take the rent money and give it to my aunts medical bill would I do it if it was my rent too? It all comes down to If I wanna take responsibility or keep thinking of them as not my problem...yet. I guess everyone is looking to me because they think I am ballin with no kids or bills. Should I tell them I am supporting my lil mama and her kids and have everyone think of me as a damn fool and hate my girl or do I not mention that and have everyone think I'm cheap? sighhh...why must there always be drama in the LBC?

What else? I went to see my auntie in the hospital the other day and it wasn't good. The good news is she is out of her coma. The bad news is she doesn't have the will to live anymore. She said she is tired of passing out and getting rushed to the emergency room every other month. She is tired of laying in hospital beds all drugged up. She also hates the fact she will never be totally independent like she used to be again. She tried to give us her last goodbyes but my cousin wouldn't let her. I was kinda upset about that because my aunt doesn't seem long for this world and everytime she tried to give one of us her blessing and say goodbye, here comes my cousin telling her to stop talking like that. I understand that even though I love my aunt and am sad to see her go it does not compare to what my cousin is going through seeing her mother like that. Was I wrong to be a little upset? I guess men are a little more...I don't wanna say coldhearted but I'll say realistic. She looks bad and hopefully by the grace of God she will be fine but it would be a shame if something happens to her and there remained so many things unsaid cause my cousin kept butting in.I asked her if anyone told her we had a black president and she broke out in the biggest grin the tubes in her mouth would allow and said "He is such a nice boy."

As usual your feedback is very much appreciated. Should my cousin let her mama say her goodbyes or am I being a jerk? Ilove my auntie soooo much and I have so much to thsnk her for while she can still hear it but that is my cousins mama and it is a more difficult thing for her to accept.

They say if you love somebody you should tell them
people never get the flowers while they can still smell them - Kanye

SHE GET IT FROM HER MAMA

I looked up this girl I used to talk to a few years ago on myspace. Tell me why her mom has a page which is more active than the daughters. The girl is like 25 and the mom is I believe 42 or so and you can't tell her nothing. Her chunky ass is on there posing in little freakum dresses,doing bend overs and all kinds of foolishness.She has a younger son who is a teenager also on her page and I felt so bad for the clowning he must go through. High school kids live and breathe for myspace and everytime his friends go on there all you see is his mama posing like king magazine. I would be mortified if my mama was on the space period much less trying to get her groove back.My thing is if you old enough to have a kid who uses myspace YOU TOO OLD TO BE ON THERE!! thats like bumping into your daughter in the club, who does that?



* There is a new manager for my department



*break*sorry, nasty habit I picked up from my cousin. He will never refer to another man as his "boss". He says it sounds so demeaning and he is a very proud person



The manager has a .....different way of doing things. One such change is today he told this guy whose vacation he approved weeks ago that other people wanted to go on vacation the same time as him and they needed to work it out between them.



Whhaa? Ain't nothing to work out, I asked for some days off, you said yes, end of story. I think it is a very bad idea to let the employees settle this themselves because if they are anything like me someone will get their feelings hurt.

coworker: hey n0days You have the 3 days before thanksgiving off I want 1 one of them

me:a midget wants to be tall but we don't always get what we want.now get the fuck away from my desk

That's how I roll. If you the boss you need to either acknowledge you can't do anything for that second employee or let them BOTH go on vaca but please don't send no one to negotiate with me cause I don't fight, I don't argue I just hit that bitch with a bottle. You agree with me right?


-A friend of the family is having trouble with her son who is like 14. He got beat up the other day and now she wants to send him to a private school. The thing is I know for a FACT that he didn't get beat up, he was jumped into a gang. He told me so. I want to tell his mom but all that will do is make him not tell me anything else. If I tell her the only thing she can do is move away but she broke as I don't know what so that's not an option either.I thought gangs was only in john singleton movies sigh... I guess I will tell her cause if he goes out in a hail of gunfire while throwing up the double U's I will feel like I could have stopped it.I was hoping since he thinks I'm cool I could kind of mentor him away from stupid decisions but its too late for that. Oh well, there goes my cool status with the kids

Ghostdad

ain't nobody tell us it was fair
no love for my daddy cause the coward wasn't there
he passed away and i didn't cry cause my anger
wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
you say im wrong and i'm heartless but all along
when i was looking for a father he was gone

Tupac -Dear mama

I have never met my father. I don't even know what he looks like, fish eyed fool. About 2 years ago I told my mom I wanted to meet him and within a week she gave me his phone number. WHAT THE HELL???? you mean all this time all she had to do was make a couple calls and I could have had a dad? I was a little upset but that's my mama for you. Ok I'm going all over the place so let me backtrack.

2 years ago a friend of mine asked me to say some MC rhymes....

2 years ago promises was all I heard,wait a minute let me finishhhhhhhhhhhh


Ok I'm really starting this time. 2 years ago I got my fathers phone number and I was so nervous to talk to him. What would I say? Would I cuss his ass out? Would I act like everything was cool? I had so many questions. We spoke and it was cool. He didn't cry no tears of joy or nothing but he didn't call me an illegitimate bastard either. One thing I didn't like was the way he acted like his family was a secret club and I had to earn my way in. He said things would be between me and him at first and I shouldn't try to contact my brother or sister or it would be over for us. FUCK YOU!!!! In his defense he did tell me beforehand that he has a very blunt way of speaking so I shouldn't take what he says to heart.

Me and him speak on the phone a few times and it's not too bad actually. He is like a radiologist or something like that. The only thing I don't like is how he pumps me for information and knew where I lived down to my neighborhood but he wouldn't give me any info on him.After a couple weeks we make plans to meet face to face.... he never showed up. No call,no excuse no nothing. I was pretty bummed but my pride wouldn't let me call him and find out what happened. I am not about to kiss this guy's ass to get in his family.Shouldn't it be the other way around? He chickened out,obviously he didn't want to meet me and I'd be damned if I went to him groveling to be recognized. Something else that comes from these conversations is an alternate story to how him and my mom broke up


His version: When he met my mom she knew he was a pimp and she was cool with it (how you just gonna tell me my mama's a hoe? smh). She knew he had another woman but she kept getting feelings for him. She became pregnant and one day she went over his house and his other lady was there and wearing a chain my mom had given him. That was the last straw . My mom chunked the deuces and had her baby by herself and wouldn't let him see me. After a while he said fuck it and him and the lady got married and had some kids and are still married.

Her version: She never knew there was another woman. My dad played her (you see ? pimpings just in my blood.I cant help this mackadociousness thats all up in me.Im a pimp by blood not re-la-tion.I'm a victim of genetics.can you dig it?)She loved my father with all her heart and worked hard and bought him this beautiful gold chain. One day when she was pregnant she went to his house and found a woman there. To add insult to injury she was wearing the chain she had bought for my father. My mom still tried to let my dad be part of my life but he got married to that lady and started having his own kids and forgot all about little old me.



No that's not me but you get the picture. Anyway, she was so upset that she ripped up all her pictures of him and that's why I don't even know what my dad looks like.


I don't know which version is true and honestly I don't really give a fuck. I could see my mom doing that cause she is very stubborn and probably told him he couldn't see me and she could raise me all by herself without him and "that bitch". Fast forward to last Labor Day. My mom puts me in touch with my godfather because we were going to the same event. I haven't seen him since I was young but he was real cool and seemed to generally have affection for me. We kicked it all day, He says he knows my dad and sees him all the time



He said that if I wanted he could take me to his job,point him out then walk away cause he doesn't wanna be in the middle of it. So this is where you came in at. I don't know what to do. Part of me wants to go over there and kick his ass on the job and get him fired for fighting. We'd see how him and his perfect little family fared after that. The other part of me isn't really that angry. Yeah having two parents would have made life a little better. I would have had nicer clothes in school, probably learned to fight earlier and been more confident. Maybe had more guidance and would be rich now cause I'd finished school earlier.

At the same time I couldn't really imagine a better life than what I have. I have a great career, My little mama is easily one of the top 5 baddest chicks in the game. I ain't never been in jail or joined no gang or sucked dick for crack (2 out of 3 anyway......thats a joke). What the fuck do I really have to be mad about anyway? What he did in his life is something he will have to answer to god about. I turned out fine without him so I don't really need anything from him. The only thing that nags at me is not knowing what he looks like. I've heard I look like him. I'd like to see what I will look like in 20-30 years



Nappy chest hairs and all. What should I do y'all? I don't want to fight him, I just want to talk but he doesn't want nothing to do with me. If I dont go I'll never know but he is so secretive if I just pop up on him like a stalker I'll really drive him away and never get to meet my brother and sister. What do I do? Why must there always be drama in the LBC?