YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB!!!!!!

This weekend I went to the club.GASP!!!!!!! Yes I took my old ass (almost 30) out with my boys and it was.......an experience. First it took them FOREVER to get ready. They got on me a lil bit cause they had on the flyest jeans and sweatshirts while I was on my Jay Z sweater and tie swag. That's just my own personal flavor, I used to do the camoflauge and pants down to my ass but I'm not that guy anymore. We get to the club and the line outside was POPPING!!!! Some of the most beautiful girls you could ever hope to see




My friends tell me that we are waiting for a couple of their friends before we go in. The friends pull up and they tell us to get in cause we going to a club thats even MORE popping. At this point I'm confused cause what could be more popping than where we were already at? I reluctantly get in and we get to the other club. Im the only one they will let in cause I'm dressed like a human being while the rest are on that jim jones tight jeans and scarf swag.







One of them even had a mohawk. So now we argue for like 20 min about whether we should just go back to the first club. 4/5 of us say yes but the driver (mohawk) says he knows another club where we'll all get in free cause he knows the bouncer so reluctantly we get in the car and head to the 3rd club. On the way mohawk almost crashed trying to pull up a song on his itouch and didn't see a big dip in the road. We get to the club and the bouncer he knows isn't there and they dont wanna let us in
.Actually they told me I could get in and I thought about it for a second but we didn't go in. The bouncers said we could get in if we bought a table and a bottle of moet but we all said no to that. I already got a girlfriend so wasn't no point of me doing all that. We tell Mohawk let's go and he argues us into getting back in line like they are gonna change their minds about letting us back in. We wait in line for like 20 min just to get to the front of the line to get rejected again. One of the dudes starts getting pissed as hell and that dude was me. We ditch mohawk on the spot and take a cab back to the original club. PARTY TIME!!!!

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I aint been to the club in a while so I'm throwing that dick everywhere. You woulda swore I was in my super's apartment the way I was dancing. I hit em with the macarena and they ain't know what to do. I go to buy my friends drinks .1 heineken and 1 grey goose came up to $23. I almost walked away, I don't know how the young playas do it tricking on girls in the club but that couldn't be me.I dont T-Pain em. I wont buuuuyyyy you a draannkk. I seen some of the most jaw dropping girls EVER that night. If I hadn't just bought my lil mama an engagement ring that morning (another post) I might have strayed. The song that got the most love was Soulja Boy "turn my swag on". After the club we hung out and looked at girls till the cops shooed us away. I got mad at my friends cause none of them hollered at any girls and I couldn't understand why. If I was single I would have scooped some of those beauties, anything less would be uncivilized. After the club we had to take ANOTHER cab back to the car and drop off some girls that my friend knew,of course the girls swore they would be up in time to go to church.Then we went to get some food. At this time it was almost 6 and I took my old ass to bed. I stayed up way later than I wanted, I spent way more money than I anticipated on cabs and such but it was fun.
You WON'T find me in the club next week though.

100th POST SNITCHES!!!!

What a long strange journey it's been (now you KNEW I was gonna say that). It all started out with K@liente asking me why didn't I start my own blog.....Thanks for always listening to my little stories,no matter how random .

The other day me and my neighbors went to get something to eat and the big one's god brother tagged along.The god brother is....kinda like Ne-yo. He's not out of the closet sweet but some the things he does/says make you wonder.We saw this girl coming out of the restaurant and the big one tried to talk to her and she said she had a boyfriend. A couple of the guys started saying the usual: screw him,why can't yall be friends then, he cant do it like our friend can. So all of them started saying how her man can't do her like the big man can but Ne-yo took it to another level.He tried to join in on the macho talk too and it was so funny

Ne-yo: HIS DICK AIN'T GOOD MA!! HE DON'T GOT THAT GOOD DICK!!!




I promise you everyone just shut up and stared at him.We never asked him if he was or not because he might say yes and then we'd have to deal with having a fruitpie in the crew.

My big neighbor (we'll call him Shaq) took his last stub of the year and RAN to the income tax place and claimed his son without his baby mama's permission. I think that was foolish because this dude did that to my friend one time and she challenged it and he ended up paying the government back.

This girl we know from high school cheated on her husband and the dude she cheated with sent pictures to her husbands email.Now she's trying to find out a way to crack the email before he sees it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH shoulda kept your legs closed.

AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A GANGSTA PARTYYY

Here's a late christmas present,







I kid I kid but thats what y'all deserve YOU LURKING ASS NOGOODNIKS!!!!!!! On average I get like 15-20 comments on my posts, why I check my email and there's like 60 of y'all blockheads waiting to be added.Since we starting fresh everybody say hi to each other. Raiderwifee got the blunts,K@liente brought the rolling papers,you KNOW cherish snuck in some wild irish rose,Bahama will tell all the guys no and go home alone,Jaded and Glo will take some pictures....then quickly erase them,Dallas Black will do ...whatever the fuck it is he does,contagious will grind on the wall, Sane will point out whose elbows are ashy,pajnstl will fight a bitch or two,urbanknitrix will make us all sweaters,realhustla will stare at my barber all night but won't say shit to him,soulstress will handle the music of course,sexxyluv will turn down sex all night....from beautifully conjured up,youngblackbeauty will pass out skin moisturizer samples,sunshyne will be in charge of board games and quizzes,scornedwoman will stand in the corner looking bitter, OG will tell me how to decorate my home,misschris will be at the refreshment table picking up cookies,changing her mind then putting them down again, Diana Boss won't be there cause her husband left dishes for her to wash,brothersblog will be on the porch telling long ass storiesto Angelina (i kid i kid).IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!!!!!!!



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