This weekend I went to the club.GASP!!!!!!! Yes I took my old ass (almost 30) out with my boys and it was.......an experience. First it took them FOREVER to get ready. They got on me a lil bit cause they had on the flyest jeans and sweatshirts while I was on my Jay Z sweater and tie swag. That's just my own personal flavor, I used to do the camoflauge and pants down to my ass but I'm not that guy anymore. We get to the club and the line outside was POPPING!!!! Some of the most beautiful girls you could ever hope to see 
My friends tell me that we are waiting for a couple of their friends before we go in. The friends pull up and they tell us to get in cause we going to a club thats even MORE popping. At this point I'm confused cause what could be more popping than where we were already at? I reluctantly get in and we get to the other club. Im the only one they will let in cause I'm dressed like a human being while the rest are on that jim jones tight jeans and scarf swag.
One of them even had a mohawk. So now we argue for like 20 min about whether we should just go back to the first club. 4/5 of us say yes but the driver (mohawk) says he knows another club where we'll all get in free cause he knows the bouncer so reluctantly we get in the car and head to the 3rd club. On the way mohawk almost crashed trying to pull up a song on his itouch and didn't see a big dip in the road. We get to the club and the bouncer he knows isn't there and they dont wanna let us in
.Actually they told me I could get in and I thought about it for a second but we didn't go in. The bouncers said we could get in if we bought a table and a bottle of moet but we all said no to that. I already got a girlfriend so wasn't no point of me doing all that. We tell Mohawk let's go and he argues us into getting back in line like they are gonna change their minds about letting us back in. We wait in line for like 20 min just to get to the front of the line to get rejected again. One of the dudes starts getting pissed as hell and that dude was me. We ditch mohawk on the spot and take a cab back to the original club. PARTY TIME!!!!
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I aint been to the club in a while so I'm throwing that dick everywhere. You woulda swore I was in my super's apartment the way I was dancing. I hit em with the macarena and they ain't know what to do. I go to buy my friends drinks .1 heineken and 1 grey goose came up to $23. I almost walked away, I don't know how the young playas do it tricking on girls in the club but that couldn't be me.I dont T-Pain em. I wont buuuuyyyy you a draannkk. I seen some of the most jaw dropping girls EVER that night. If I hadn't just bought my lil mama an engagement ring that morning (another post) I might have strayed. The song that got the most love was Soulja Boy "turn my swag on". After the club we hung out and looked at girls till the cops shooed us away. I got mad at my friends cause none of them hollered at any girls and I couldn't understand why. If I was single I would have scooped some of those beauties, anything less would be uncivilized. After the club we had to take ANOTHER cab back to the car and drop off some girls that my friend knew,of course the girls swore they would be up in time to go to church.Then we went to get some food. At this time it was almost 6 and I took my old ass to bed. I stayed up way later than I wanted, I spent way more money than I anticipated on cabs and such but it was fun.
You WON'T find me in the club next week though.
Monday, March 16, 2009
YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB!!!!!!
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You guys should've ditched Mohawk after the first failed attempt!
Why didn't your friends talk to the pretty girls? I can't stand when I get all dolled up and the guys seem shy or something and I have to be the aggressive one and introduce myself. Did they at least dance with the ladies?
You think you're too old to be in the club? I know some 40 plus who have no business being there but are there every week.
I'm glad you were good. Temptation is a mother.
You are HILARIOUS! That's all I can say...
Okay, sometimes when you look from the outside in you get a different perspective. Didn't once you have some sort of strange suspiction about those neighboor roomates you be hanging with?
And now you say they drove AWAY from the females at the first club but I didn't hear you say there where any flyer females at the next two spots.
Then you said they were rocking some jim jones tight jeans and scarf swag. By the way, do you watch the Boondocks? Poor Rodney, he liked that rapper too.
And in the end they never even tried to talk to any of the females.
You see where I'm going with this?
This is by far one of the "happiest" posts I read about you. Usually your droning (lol) on about lil mama, everyone hating you bec you spend all your money on lil mama and y'al kids and wont share none with them. The crazy super next doors antics etc etc.
Let me find out you know how to have a good time.
lol sounds like u had a blast guess u unleashed the dragon a little bit lol... the macarana i think a part of my soul just died lol...
I've had this problem on more then one occasion. Me and the girls pull up to a nice GROWN UP party and the line isn't around the block and they want to holler "it's not jukin here" and head to another spot. I'm always the one pissed saying we should at least check it out. We get to the "hood booty" spot, stand in line 20 mins, only to get in and feel like I've entered a brothel. Not my idea of a good time! So yes, I would have thrown Mohawk the deuces and partied on my own.
I know I would have paid $20 to see you up in there doing the macarana! LMFAO That would have made my 20 mins in line worth it!
Heeeeey n0!
that's good you had fun. Whenever I go to a club I feel so strange and can't seem to loosen up. I'm the girl whose friend dragged her on the dance floor and is doing a stiff 2 step looking paranoid. And then as soon as the song ends I bolt back to a seeat faster then speedy gonzales.
I wanna hear about this ring though!
Missed you, fricnd. When I got your invite, I had to come & check you out. Thanks 4 all the laughs.:-) I will be reading more often!
whenever I srag myself out the house I end up in the sports bar across the street lol
its packed like the club on wednesdays and saturdays, its crazy how no matter how long its been i still see the same damn folks! u really dont miss nothin in them clubs!
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