I haven't really been posting lately cause most of my online friends have shut down their blogs or pretty much log on once a month (Sexxyluv,introspective goddess, diana boss,k@libaybay,raiderwifee,cherish,misschris,blackrussian etc..) The rest of my readers pretty much lurk but don't comment so I've been a little unmotivated to blog. But I have sooo much to blog so I''ll just drop some randoms on you.
I've started going back to the boxing gym.I used to box a few years ago and figured it was time to get back in shape.When I get fully back right I might post my picture on some sexy shit.I'm gonna change my name to sixpack shakur
After only a few workouts I could fill a whole blog about my gym exploits.
*My trainer looks EXACTLY like Sammy Davis jr.
I'm not kidding you, I expected him to say sha boing boing at any given time.He talks to me like I'm the worst fighter to ever put on a pair of gloves and I love it.I will refer to him as the candy man.
* My first day I walked into the girls locker room by accident and started undressing. I heard someone say "HEY!!" and realized where I was. I grabbed my bag and ran out with my pants around my ankles.
*I was so embarassed cause the candy man was making me do some situps and after 50 my stomach cramped sooooo bad that I had to stop and was rolling around on the floor. People stopped boxing to come look at me and see if I was straight. I have never been so embarassed because even when everyone was looking at me my stomach wouldn't stop cramping and I couldn't stop fucking rolling. I tried to make myself get up but I couldn't. I felt like such a lame
*I told one of my neighbors (we'll call him Dread) that I've started boxing and he called me into his apartment. When I get in there He pulls out all these "enhancers" and asks me how many I want.
FOOL IM BOXING FOR FUN I DON'T NEED NO STEROIDS!!!! WHAT YOU THINK I'M TRAINING TO FIGHT RIDDICK BOWE OR SOMETHING???? (looks at picture of buff dude above and takes 5 of the red ones and 6 of the green ones). He did have some creatine that I'm interested in though so I might take that but I want to keep my body pure until I take the drug test for my new part time job ,which leads me to........
*I don't like saying my profession because I like to be as anonymous as possible so lets just say I design spaceships. I got another job consulting on spaceships on weekends and some nights. Pretty well paying and it helps me with a lot of stress
a. It helps me financially in so many ways. I really want to start traveling more, at least one big trip a year if not more.
b.I feel less stressed about this economy if I have 2 well paying jobs. I have a good job but so many people are getting laid off that I've been worrying myself to death but If I got 2 gigs I feel a little more calm because either one can pay my rent while i look for something better
*One of my cousins got 20 years in prison. That really hurt me cause we grew up together and I used to spend summers over their house. He will be in his fifties when he gets out, his baby will be grown.That shit got me sad, I'm off this weekend I'll try to post up again later in the week
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEE!!
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See, I thought that guy in the first pic was you. lol
I always thought you were in IT...*shrugs*
You have the funniest stories ever! first your neighbors then the gym...is it possible that you're just good at putting a funny spin on things???
You have the craziest stories. From work, to the gym and also your neighbors. I bet a not a day goes by that something crazy doesn't happen.
Thanks 4 havin me back!
You are so funny and you have a way with telling a story. LMAO @ The Candy Man and your neighbor offering you steroids.
Sorry to hear about your cousin.
Dead @ you taking 5 reds and 6 greens !LMAO! Everybody and their moms are in the gym right now trying to get wife beater and short shorts ready.
I could literally see you rolling on the floor writhing in pain and I tried not to laugh but it was just too funny! I can only imagine the smirks and wtf looks on everyone else faces while watching you. Poor chile. lol
Sorry about what happened to your cousin.
Your stories are hilarious! Yeah i've slacked a little but I'm back. :) No longer private either. Come read.
You design spaceships? ...thats a cool ass job!
sha boing sha boiiiing!
HEY.... I WANNA BOX. ARE THERE FEMALES IN THE GYM!! I NEED THEM TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT!!! LOL
I need to join a gym, I thought about kickboxing too
YES I'M LATE AS HELL.. ion eben care! lol..
You and these cramps had me DYING.. fugg it just cash in my 401K cause my soul has retired after that one.. LMFAO!
Glad to see you still doing your thing! Some of us just cant stay focused enough to keep it going...
Boi for a minute I thought that was a picture of u that u posted looking all muscled up lol but yea I haven't really been motivated to write either especially since a lot of blogs I was lurking on went private and locked my azz out but oh well. I am thinking about getting back on it.
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