They fired so many people at my job they forgot who they fired.
The other day:
Manager: N0days, you got the designs for that new spaceship?
me: No, Carlos was doing that remember?
Manager: Ok, call him up and get the designs
me: I don't have his cell phone
Manager: so call his desk
me: (really confused) he doesn't have a desk anymore, you fired him remember?
manager:...........wow...that guy really screwed us.
DE HELL??
how he screwed y'all when y'all the ones who fired HIM? They are so crazy over there
My job is forcing everyone to take a week off unpaid as a way to prevent more layoffs.Fucked up thing is I have like 200 hours of unused vaca time for this year I haven't used yet. It's hard to use the vaca cause so many people got fired and if I were to take a week or two off it would fuck a lot of shit up.I'm not a big fan of losing a week of pay but it's better than looking over my shoulder for the next layoffs.
Me and my lil mama broke up...for about a week or so. It was kind of crazy cause I thought I would be so relieved and happy to not be broke anymore. I got a couple new outfits, a new suit like jay z was wearing on a magazine cover (yes I got suited AND. booted),went to the club, hit up a few females I cut off when me and my lil mama got together.....and was depressed as hell. She missed me too. It was funny cause she just called me one day and said she put her engagement ring back on and that was supposed to let me know the break was over. Even though I'm the one who initiated the break up,I didn't argue cause I knew I made a mistake.
Beyonce is coming!!!! She is having a concert this summer and I am gonna TRY to go. It will be a loooooong drive but I'm sure sasha is worth it.tickets are expensive though, they have a platinum pack for like $2500 apiece where you get to sit almost onstage,meet B and have a menage with her and Jay afterwards.
I saw my mom the other day. It was funny cause she had on the WORST wig ever and I couldn't stop laughing at it.you know when TI puts on his hat and it looks ready to fall off ? Yeah ,like that. LOVE YOU MOMMY!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
BREAKUPS TO MAKEUPS
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You are soooo funny! lol
HAHAHA! at your mom wig. I would have just str8en it out for her.
Hmmm. A break up? And a make up?
OMG I started dying about the "Where's carlos" comment story.
And personally I think a week with no work is better than a year of trying to find a jizzob!
okay the breakup and makeup threw me off. But come on you can't be laughing at your moms and her wig. As their kids we are suppose to just straighten them up and send them on about their business
Glad your back with lil mama.
How they forget they fired Carlose? Too.Damn.Funny!!
But not as funny as you talking about yo momma. I would have died too!! Like the time my mother had hair on top of my fireplace with green rollers in it! That shit is not cute early in the morning and your confused. I didn't know what the hell that damn thing was.
Thanks as usual for the laughs.
^what in the world? lol
Nono I'ma need u not to be extra excited to see Beyonce lol
LMAO about the wig!
And now you got me worried...I'm currently on vacation for a week and my job better be there when I get back! They need me though...no worries.
I like when TI's hat almost falls off;)
LMAO @ your moms wig. I would have been praying for a gust of wind to come and handle that.
I'm happy you and your girl got back together. We need more black love and not black lust out here! lol
Tell your supervisor he's fired for not remembering who he fired. Seriously. Hell Carlos should just come back and act like he was never fired. It's not like they'll remember anyway. SMH
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