I'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still alive.I haven't posted in a while cause I'm going through a lot of bullshit right now and can't really focus on posting at the moment.Didn't want y'all to have the FBI looking for me lol. Hit me on my email dramalbcblog@gmail.com

GETTIN TO DA MONEYS

Tell me why the lotto is at $375 mil over here so I go to tell this dude Im cool with over here that we should chip in together. This dude that I dont even talk to much less wanna split moneys with JUMPS UP out of his seat and puts in $10 with us, then PROCEEDS to call a bunch of other people to come chip in. WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I aint splitting my moneys 49 ways . Then he wants to put himself in charge of buying the tickets, MAN I DONT KNOW YOU!!!!!!! next thing you know we'll all be sitting around like Puff Daddy in raisin in the sun waiting for the dude that ran off with the insurance money. I know I sound like my uncle willie when he smacked this dude around our way but I DONT PLAY WITH MY MONEYS!!!!.

Tell me why i forgot my headphones at home and i cant get my youtube on and they are WOMPING me to death already. this one main dude over talks just to talk. He is always complaining about how cluttered and junky my desk is so I cleaned my desk off of all my papers and things. hit it with some pinesol (now thats the smell of clean) and got it sparkling like chris browns teeth. now this fool wont stop womping about how clean it is and how doesnt it feel good to have somewhere to put my arms blah blah blah womp womp womp

tell me why my neighbor shaq got him a lil girlfriend now and shes real jazzy.He is kind of out of work right now. I say kind of because he bounces on saturday nights at this club. I give her props for sticking by him while he's broke but it is starting to be an issue.Last night while I was over there she was watching tv with us. She starts saying how she's hungry and doesnt wanna eat pizza again, she wants chinese. Being a man I know the look when your girl starts asking for shit you can't necessarily afford right now. He started trying to focus on the tv like he was all into whatever the fuck neyo was talking about. Then she started saying for him to order the food but he tells her he needs her phone because his is cut off.He then tried to ask her if she' sure she wouldnt mind pizza (the pizzeria is $1 a slice after 9pm). She said hell to the naw and he reluctantly ordered. I dont know how he pulled it off cause he was just over my place earlier that day asking me how my lactose intolerant milk tasted on my cereal, I told him it tasted great and kept munching. If he ain't bold enough to ask I sure wasn't gonna offer. Anyway I don't see that relationship lasting too long. His roommate was telling me hes sick of Shaq taking all his condoms cause he can't afford his own.Lol at you paying for another man to bang his girlfriend

I know I aint right but tell me why one of the messengers who carries mail from one of our buildings to the others came all the way from downtown , delivered his package and had a heart attack on the front steps of our building? I come up and paramedics is pumping on his chest and giving him mouth.

why one of the other messengers prolly got an eye on his route thinking
"oh shit this my chance to stop delivering packages in the hood and move up to the corporate route"

WHY WEDNESDAY

why school started this week and all my big nephews and nieces got cell phones and must update me on all their activities 24/7?

why they dont know i be mass texting them generic answers and they all think im talking to them personally? how was school? i used to love school. what kinda classes you taking? wow thats a lot for a little kid like you LOL!!

why now that the kids are getting older my sisters actions starting to irk them like my moms did me?

why her son is now in 6th grade and bigger than her and she be waiting with him at the bus stop?

why if something went down he more in a position to protect her than she him?

why my mama went to my bus stop and waited for me one day after school?

why I saw her and aint get off the bus?

why all the kids started laughing and asking who mama is that in her house dress?

why i found out my sister still be brushing my 4th grade niece teeth for her against her will?

why that little girl wants to brush her own teeth so bad but cant?

why when i was in 9th grade my mama was still trying to clean my ears for me till I finally got grown and snapped on her?

why she was contemplating giving me a 2 piece till she realized i was right ?

why she still gave me a 2 piece anyway but stopped babying me?

why im bout to make it my personal mission to get my niece to brush her own teeth?

why i got a brand new bomb ass blackberry?

why i was on the phone for 2 hrs with tech support trying to get the internet going?

why they couldnt and after the 1st hour it started to irked my nerves real bad?

why the lady tried to make small talk and asked me what made me choose that particular model?

why I released the dragon on her unsuspecting ass?

why after 2 hrs and 11 min they couldnt solve my problem so I hung up on them?

why the phone magically started working then?

STREET DREAMS

I picked the right sleeping pills last night . I normally start work at 10 but I wanted to be in at 8 today so I took a sleeping pill last night so I wouldnt stay up late looking at foolishness on the internet. BOY LOOKY HERE!!! 8 am came and went.Even 10 am came and went. i aint get to work till like 11:30. The advil pms usually come in a pack of 2 but I only took 1 of them. It's like that pill was super concentrated cause I slept so long I ran out of stuff to dream about. 1 dream i had was about me taking a nap for like 40 minutes on my sofa.I was so drowsy when I woke up that I just sat on the bed and looked at my shoes for 5 minutes.

RAISE THE ROOF

the story:

Im chilling with some friends and my skinny neighbor sat night. My skinny neighbor somehow starts saying how I'm not an athletic person like he is. I tell him just because I got a belly now dont mean shit, I will lose my belly by new years day and they will call me sixpack shakur.Somehow someway me and this fool end up racing and running all kinds of laps in our neighborhood and almost getting hit by cars and all kinds of hoodrat shit.racing to the stop light and back and other shenanigans. Anyway my super is in his apartment DRUNK as i dont fucking know what and comes out to see what is all the fuss. His drunk ass starts to tell us how athletic he used to be and starts doing some girl pushups on the cement. We are laughing our asses off because 1. he's drunk off that goose 2.Hes doing the girliest pushups of all time. Somehow me and skinny man start trying to out push up each other. I totally cream him in that cause I used to be in shape a few years ago. He is all leaned up against the building with his little arms quivering and shit. Our jailbird neighbor comes out and shows us how its REALLY done and starts doing some diamond pushups. now ALL of us start trying to do those too.One of my friends quit after 10 and his arms were so sore he couldnt even push himself back to his feet so he just lay there on the concrete ever so sweetly.Then we all went to my supers and got drunk off our asses, sausage fest in full effect. This is monday and i CANNOT lift my arms past my waist, I'm like John Mccain. I dont know what the fuck I was thinking trying to enter a damn pushup contest but TRUST it will be a while before I do that again

n0days0ff aka Sixpack Shakur

WORK AND OTHER SHENANIGANS

I was talking to one of my boys at work about my jamaican wedding plans, tell me why he invited himself? da fuck? I let him keep thinking that and he will figure it out when I come back to work tanned with a beef patty in my hand

I think I caught 2 homos in the bathroom at work. I was working really late one night and I walked in the restroom and saw 2 dudes standing reeeaaallly close to
each other and smiling at each other and 1 was tucking in his shirt. I didnt even think much of that but they turned around and saw me and jumped 10 ft in the air. then one of them tried to say whats up to me but I looked down and went quickly into a stall....and locked it.

I was talking to this dude at work and he started telling us how he was walking home the other night and 2 dudes rolled up on him and asked for his wallet.He said he chased them off with a knife he had in his sock. YEAH RIGHT!!!!




update***** Tell me why I found out today this fool blew out his knee somehow.He's one of those people who always have something crazy going on


I forgot that I had furlough tomorrow at work. I woulda went in and worked all day for free. I woulda been PISSED

***update*** On my furlough day I went to see transformers 2 .In true n0days fashion I had to work my 2nd job that night so I was kind of on a time budget.I get the 2:05 show and go into the theater with an arm full of snacks. I get in there and the theater is FULL OF KIDS. Literally.It was some sort of field trip.I was pissed cause I didnt have enought time to book another time.THe kids talked all throughout the movie,I put my popcorn down and some kid ran by me real quick and kicked over my $5.00 popcorn. I damn near transformed on her ass.That movie was so fucking long, I was in there for 2 hours and it seemed nowhere near the end then I had to go to work.n0days0ff

I don't know why I'm on twitter, 90% of the friend requests I get I deny lol.


I seen this on the internet and thought it was so crazy

NO DAYS OFF

It's official: I'M A WORKAHOLIC! My job is forcing me to take a week of my vacation. I have 4 weeks left and only 4 months to use it before it runs out. My manager was dumbfounded because I've only not gone to work twice this year. As of today June 11th , the last time I had a day off was the day before memorial day.Oh well what can I say? Funny thing is I'm gonna spend most of my week off working at my other job. I'm really determined to be married in a years time.I plan to pay for it cash,I'm not starting this marriage off in debt. At work we was talking one time and we heard this one guy we knew was divorced and still paying for his wedding. No not me. I am planning the whole thing because if I let my lil mama plan it she'll spend the whole thing on her dress and hair. I broke it down into four phases . Anytime I thought about the price I would freak out but it seems a bit more reasonable if I save up for one phase at a time

I. The rings . After I save my set amount, me and my lil mama will go to Tiffany and pick out our rings.I'll give her the money and let her pick out whatever she wants as long as she can buy two rings out of the money. I don't really care if my ring is cheap.

II.The plane tickets . We are getting married in jamaica. I found a pretty good deal today for us and the kids. The only problem will be keeping the kids settled for that long a flight

III.The hotel. I will need an all inclusive hotel that will perform the ceremony for us.Nothing fancy, just on the beach in jamaica. We will swim and eat lobster and sunbathe for four days.Here is a pic of the hotel we gonna stay ats pool






The kids should like that right?

IV. The prep and spending money. Money to get the girls hair done and dresses and tuxes and all that. Plus I plan to get stuffed on jamaican patties and seafood. I might not be having much fun this summer but it'll be worth it when im doing nothing but surfing,eating and screwing with my new wife next year. If y'all don't see many posts from me y'all know I'm out there on the grind.

SANDWICH ARTIST

I hate going to places where the people dont speak english.I hate to get all racial, I really do. I went to Subway the other day (remind me to tell you a story about Subway next time). I went to Subway to get my $5 footlong on (no homo)and there was this spanish guy behind the counter.

me: Can I get a meatball hero?

Sandwich Artist: no me-ball

me: ummm can i try the chicken breast hero then? I've never had it before

SA:wha sauce you want?

me: umm what sauce goes good on chicken breast?

Sa:(looking confused) wha sauce you want sir?

We just stood there for a minute just looking at each other.I guess I hit him with too much english. I ended up putting honey mustard on the sandwich.It sucked. I threw it away.




*My 11 year old nephew just got his first cell phone and I dont think he knows any # but mine. The lil guy called me 4 times yesterday.
Is it wrong to call block a kid?

*weird fact about n0days: I loooooove Degrassi. Ive watched the original since I was a kid and now that Drake is getting so popular I've been watching the new generation .

* WHY nobody told me youngblackbeauty was a fucking cutie? She posted a vlog and I was like DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN



I like her little southern twang and her little nose ring, she definitely has her own swag. First my eboo and now this, let me find out blogger is packed with cuties. Shout outs to F.U. and her green eyes.

We like her and we like her toooooo, we like her and we like her toooooo


*I need a vacation so badly. I just want a week where I don't have to get up for work, I can just lie on a beach and just.....relax.no worries ,no responsibilities.Sighhh..............

COMPUTER LOVE

I have an E crush on a fellow blogger.I wish I could tell you who it is but y'all know her and I don't need y'all all UP in our business




This girl so sexy I had to tell my lil mama I got an online girlfriend. Do any of y'all got an e boo? shoutouts to my little internet booskie you know who you are.So fine make you wanna do the bankhead.What's the most tempted you ever been to step outside your relationship? I ain't never been tested like this.I would never cheat but let's put it like this if me and my lil mama ever broke up again I'd be on it like 5 minutes to eleven.

I had no IDEA that this sunday was mothers day. I spent all my money at the club last weekend.How sad is that? I made my mama's gift money drizzle all over the back of some big booty skeezer. What can I get her for $15 ? What do y'all got planned for mothers day? I NEED IDEAS!!!!

I have such a busy weekend, friday night I am working overtime,saturday I am working overtime then I have to go over my cousins house because it is the oldest ones 11th birthday and the twins first communion. So i have to find time to get three presents and be over there all day cause I promised I would come through. Then sunday is mothers day so between my mom,3 sisters,aunties and my lil mama my whole day is gone....BACK TO WORK MONDAY. I'm tired just thinking about it.

My neighbors have wave competitions



The big one won. The other day his hair was beyond waves , he had certified tsunamis going on in his head. I could never get waves for whatever reason. I inherited my mamas naps. I tried a wave kit one time....



it wasn't pretty.end of story...trust me you don't wanna know

NOT A FOLLOWER

I am on twitter now sneeches.

FOLLOW ME

BREAKUPS TO MAKEUPS

They fired so many people at my job they forgot who they fired.
The other day:

Manager: N0days, you got the designs for that new spaceship?

me: No, Carlos was doing that remember?

Manager: Ok, call him up and get the designs

me: I don't have his cell phone

Manager: so call his desk

me: (really confused) he doesn't have a desk anymore, you fired him remember?

manager:...........wow...that guy really screwed us.



DE HELL??

how he screwed y'all when y'all the ones who fired HIM? They are so crazy over there



My job is forcing everyone to take a week off unpaid as a way to prevent more layoffs.Fucked up thing is I have like 200 hours of unused vaca time for this year I haven't used yet. It's hard to use the vaca cause so many people got fired and if I were to take a week or two off it would fuck a lot of shit up.I'm not a big fan of losing a week of pay but it's better than looking over my shoulder for the next layoffs.

Me and my lil mama broke up...for about a week or so. It was kind of crazy cause I thought I would be so relieved and happy to not be broke anymore. I got a couple new outfits, a new suit like jay z was wearing on a magazine cover (yes I got suited AND. booted),went to the club, hit up a few females I cut off when me and my lil mama got together.....and was depressed as hell. She missed me too. It was funny cause she just called me one day and said she put her engagement ring back on and that was supposed to let me know the break was over. Even though I'm the one who initiated the break up,I didn't argue cause I knew I made a mistake.

Beyonce is coming!!!! She is having a concert this summer and I am gonna TRY to go. It will be a loooooong drive but I'm sure sasha is worth it.tickets are expensive though, they have a platinum pack for like $2500 apiece where you get to sit almost onstage,meet B and have a menage with her and Jay afterwards.

I saw my mom the other day. It was funny cause she had on the WORST wig ever and I couldn't stop laughing at it.you know when TI puts on his hat and it looks ready to fall off ? Yeah ,like that. LOVE YOU MOMMY!

LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEE!!

I haven't really been posting lately cause most of my online friends have shut down their blogs or pretty much log on once a month (Sexxyluv,introspective goddess, diana boss,k@libaybay,raiderwifee,cherish,misschris,blackrussian etc..) The rest of my readers pretty much lurk but don't comment so I've been a little unmotivated to blog. But I have sooo much to blog so I''ll just drop some randoms on you.

I've started going back to the boxing gym.I used to box a few years ago and figured it was time to get back in shape.When I get fully back right I might post my picture on some sexy shit.I'm gonna change my name to sixpack shakur




















After only a few workouts I could fill a whole blog about my gym exploits.

*My trainer looks EXACTLY like Sammy Davis jr.



I'm not kidding you, I expected him to say sha boing boing at any given time.He talks to me like I'm the worst fighter to ever put on a pair of gloves and I love it.I will refer to him as the candy man.


* My first day I walked into the girls locker room by accident and started undressing. I heard someone say "HEY!!" and realized where I was. I grabbed my bag and ran out with my pants around my ankles.

*I was so embarassed cause the candy man was making me do some situps and after 50 my stomach cramped sooooo bad that I had to stop and was rolling around on the floor. People stopped boxing to come look at me and see if I was straight. I have never been so embarassed because even when everyone was looking at me my stomach wouldn't stop cramping and I couldn't stop fucking rolling. I tried to make myself get up but I couldn't. I felt like such a lame









*I told one of my neighbors (we'll call him Dread) that I've started boxing and he called me into his apartment. When I get in there He pulls out all these "enhancers" and asks me how many I want.






FOOL IM BOXING FOR FUN I DON'T NEED NO STEROIDS!!!! WHAT YOU THINK I'M TRAINING TO FIGHT RIDDICK BOWE OR SOMETHING???? (looks at picture of buff dude above and takes 5 of the red ones and 6 of the green ones). He did have some creatine that I'm interested in though so I might take that but I want to keep my body pure until I take the drug test for my new part time job ,which leads me to........


*I don't like saying my profession because I like to be as anonymous as possible so lets just say I design spaceships. I got another job consulting on spaceships on weekends and some nights. Pretty well paying and it helps me with a lot of stress

a. It helps me financially in so many ways. I really want to start traveling more, at least one big trip a year if not more.

b.I feel less stressed about this economy if I have 2 well paying jobs. I have a good job but so many people are getting laid off that I've been worrying myself to death but If I got 2 gigs I feel a little more calm because either one can pay my rent while i look for something better

*One of my cousins got 20 years in prison. That really hurt me cause we grew up together and I used to spend summers over their house. He will be in his fifties when he gets out, his baby will be grown.That shit got me sad, I'm off this weekend I'll try to post up again later in the week

YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB!!!!!!

This weekend I went to the club.GASP!!!!!!! Yes I took my old ass (almost 30) out with my boys and it was.......an experience. First it took them FOREVER to get ready. They got on me a lil bit cause they had on the flyest jeans and sweatshirts while I was on my Jay Z sweater and tie swag. That's just my own personal flavor, I used to do the camoflauge and pants down to my ass but I'm not that guy anymore. We get to the club and the line outside was POPPING!!!! Some of the most beautiful girls you could ever hope to see




My friends tell me that we are waiting for a couple of their friends before we go in. The friends pull up and they tell us to get in cause we going to a club thats even MORE popping. At this point I'm confused cause what could be more popping than where we were already at? I reluctantly get in and we get to the other club. Im the only one they will let in cause I'm dressed like a human being while the rest are on that jim jones tight jeans and scarf swag.







One of them even had a mohawk. So now we argue for like 20 min about whether we should just go back to the first club. 4/5 of us say yes but the driver (mohawk) says he knows another club where we'll all get in free cause he knows the bouncer so reluctantly we get in the car and head to the 3rd club. On the way mohawk almost crashed trying to pull up a song on his itouch and didn't see a big dip in the road. We get to the club and the bouncer he knows isn't there and they dont wanna let us in
.Actually they told me I could get in and I thought about it for a second but we didn't go in. The bouncers said we could get in if we bought a table and a bottle of moet but we all said no to that. I already got a girlfriend so wasn't no point of me doing all that. We tell Mohawk let's go and he argues us into getting back in line like they are gonna change their minds about letting us back in. We wait in line for like 20 min just to get to the front of the line to get rejected again. One of the dudes starts getting pissed as hell and that dude was me. We ditch mohawk on the spot and take a cab back to the original club. PARTY TIME!!!!

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I aint been to the club in a while so I'm throwing that dick everywhere. You woulda swore I was in my super's apartment the way I was dancing. I hit em with the macarena and they ain't know what to do. I go to buy my friends drinks .1 heineken and 1 grey goose came up to $23. I almost walked away, I don't know how the young playas do it tricking on girls in the club but that couldn't be me.I dont T-Pain em. I wont buuuuyyyy you a draannkk. I seen some of the most jaw dropping girls EVER that night. If I hadn't just bought my lil mama an engagement ring that morning (another post) I might have strayed. The song that got the most love was Soulja Boy "turn my swag on". After the club we hung out and looked at girls till the cops shooed us away. I got mad at my friends cause none of them hollered at any girls and I couldn't understand why. If I was single I would have scooped some of those beauties, anything less would be uncivilized. After the club we had to take ANOTHER cab back to the car and drop off some girls that my friend knew,of course the girls swore they would be up in time to go to church.Then we went to get some food. At this time it was almost 6 and I took my old ass to bed. I stayed up way later than I wanted, I spent way more money than I anticipated on cabs and such but it was fun.
You WON'T find me in the club next week though.

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!

Yesterday I went by my neighbors cause I haven't really been by there since my last post. I was playing PS3 with Shaq when a girl came over to see the skinny one. We were chilling in the living room when 20 minutes later the girl huffs out putting her clothes back on and the skinny one chasing after in his underwear begging her to come back. We don't even know what's going on at this point but we were already clowning. He comes back in and tells us what happened: they were having sex and it was feeling so good he slipped the condom off and went back in raw.
WOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!



That was some crazy shit right there. He said it was all good till she flipped over on her back and saw he aint had no condom on, the drawers went up mighty fast. We cracked jokes on him for a while but after a while we told him that he can't do shit like that. He said it really sunk in when I called him a douchebag. Lol but isn't that crazy? You try to live your life right and not get caught out there with no babies or STD's and you turn around to find out you been having raw sex all along. Kids do the darndest things.

THEY GONNA MAKE ME UNLEASH THE DRAGON!!!!

I am sooooooo UPSET!!!!!!!!!
Last night I was over my neighbors house watching Ray J, we had a good time. I left and went to bed. They smoked herbals and one of their boys got ready to go. They were all kinda tipsy and in no shape to drive. The guy said he was gonna walk home because he didn't live too far away. My skinny neighbor said that was no good, he should take a cab home. The dude didn't have enough for a cab, the skinny dude didn't have enough for a cab and Shaq didn't have enough for a cab either. They come and wake me up. I told them I didn't have any money but the ATM was right across the street. They said it was closed but I showed them the front door was still open so they still had enough time to run to the ATM because the guys know us well because we go over there several times a day. I could tell by their reluctance none of them had any money in the bank to go withdraw and they looked hopefully at me to pull my card out. I wished them all a good night and shut my door. Since I was up I decided to go throw my garbage away because I could smell it and walked up on my neighbors talking shit about me. The big one was saying how I should have gave them the money becuase I make more than anybody there . He said I pissed him off.




I asked him what his problem was , they were startled to see me. Shaq tried to play it off but once I'm mad I AM MAD!!!!!!! He said I'm always trying to play broke but and I should stop that because I make more than anybody there. I hate when he brings that up because I also have more expenses than anyone there . He always follows that with I'm only broke cause I spend all my money on my girl,So what am I supposed to mo, dump her so I'll have more money to loan you?I told him to stop watching my pockets and worry more about himself and he wouldn't be broke all the time. This fool just got back like $5,000 the other week from taxes, tell me why he's broke already. He bought all kinds of stupid shit: mad outfits,new shoes, the little perfect pushup thing from tv (DE HELL???) , a new ipod stereo (EVEN THOUGH HE ALREADY HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD ONE), treated all his friends to several meals, went out like EV-E-RY day etc.. this fool was so used to ballin that he would go out with hundreds of dollars in pocket just in case he saw something he liked. Big doofus went out one night and $500 fell out his pocket,lost forever. Oh he was sick about that.


He went on and on about how he should have put that money in the bank (DUH!!) blah blah blah. I was so pissed last night I could barely sleep. They always make fun of me because even though I make a lot of money (to some people) I spend it all on my girls bills. While that may be stupid (again,to some people) I don't have to ask anybody for anything . I do not want beef with them but I will not be hanging out with them that much anymore, I have said this before but this time I feel really pissed and betrayed. You think people are your friends but soon as you can't do something for them they wanna start looking at you funny. I hate when a rapper blows up and you see some dude on youtube talmbout mc bubblicious fisheyes didnt give me any of his money blah blah he turned his back on the hood.Remember in "Paid in Full" when the uncle kidnapped his own nephew for ransom? I hate people like that, playa hatin from the sidelines,go get your own shit. Why you ridin mines?

DISCUSS

12-Year-Old Boy Raped By Fiend He Met On Xbox
Eric Krangel January 27, 2009 5:16 PM

Utterly horrifying. Police in Parma, Ohio have arrested Codey Hawks, 19, for allegedly raping a 12-year-old boy he met on Microsoft's (MSFT) Xbox Live service.

Here's everything we know so far, from local media:

Parma police arrested a teenager accused of repeatedly raping a 12-year-old boy.

Police said Codey R. Hawks, 19, met the boy via his computer through Xbox online live a year ago. Xbox is a video game system.

Hawks then traveled from Michigan to Parma Jan. 15 and was staying with the boy, officers said.

Hawks was arrested Monday. He is in the Cuyahoga County Jail.

He was charged with rape and sexual imposition.

We've long known all sorts of anti-social behavior occurs on the videogame console online services, but this crosses all lines. Expect congressional investigations into videogames, calls for greater restrictions on videogame sex and violence, lawsuits, etc as this one plays out.


http://www.alleyinsider.com/2009/1/12-year-old-boy-raped-by-adult-fiend-he-met-on-xbox

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How in DE HELL!!!!!! does a 12 year old boy come home with a grown man he met on the internet and you let him stay over your house overnight? That's the part I don't get. Even if I did let him come over and play super mario, I woulda sat there and watched them like a hawk






All I know is if I brought home a friend that actually was my age my mom would have ran their fingerprints, so I just can't grasp this new style of parenting. Me and my lil mama kept laughing at the part that said "repeatedly raped". If you 12 and you get raped once that is so tragic. But if you get REPEATEDLY raped then y'all was fucking. I'm sorry to say. You know if a man bust a good nut he going right to sleep so that was enought time to run. If he raped you, y'all played a round of super smash bros, then he raped you again, that's not rape thats a date

*two snaps and a twist*

100th POST SNITCHES!!!!

What a long strange journey it's been (now you KNEW I was gonna say that). It all started out with K@liente asking me why didn't I start my own blog.....Thanks for always listening to my little stories,no matter how random .

The other day me and my neighbors went to get something to eat and the big one's god brother tagged along.The god brother is....kinda like Ne-yo. He's not out of the closet sweet but some the things he does/says make you wonder.We saw this girl coming out of the restaurant and the big one tried to talk to her and she said she had a boyfriend. A couple of the guys started saying the usual: screw him,why can't yall be friends then, he cant do it like our friend can. So all of them started saying how her man can't do her like the big man can but Ne-yo took it to another level.He tried to join in on the macho talk too and it was so funny

Ne-yo: HIS DICK AIN'T GOOD MA!! HE DON'T GOT THAT GOOD DICK!!!




I promise you everyone just shut up and stared at him.We never asked him if he was or not because he might say yes and then we'd have to deal with having a fruitpie in the crew.

My big neighbor (we'll call him Shaq) took his last stub of the year and RAN to the income tax place and claimed his son without his baby mama's permission. I think that was foolish because this dude did that to my friend one time and she challenged it and he ended up paying the government back.

This girl we know from high school cheated on her husband and the dude she cheated with sent pictures to her husbands email.Now she's trying to find out a way to crack the email before he sees it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH shoulda kept your legs closed.

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Man must pay support though twins not his

Jan 08, 2009 04:30 AM
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Precious Yutangco
Staff Reporter

An Ontario Superior Court judge has ordered a Toronto man to continue paying child support even though a DNA test shows he is not the biological father of his ex-wife's twins.

In her ruling, Madam Justice Katherine van Rensburg decided that even though Pasqualino Cornelio did not father twins – now 16 – with Anciolina Cornelio, he must continue to pay child support because "he was the only father the twins knew during the course of the marriage."

Pasqualino began paying child support in 1998, after the couple separated.

In 2002, the two agreed to joint custody, when they also settled that he would continue to provide monetary support.

But after Anciolina asked for an increase in payments and a reduction in the time he spent with the children, Pasqualino demanded a DNA test.

When the results showed Pasqualino was not the father, he asked to be excused from paying child support and demanded he be reimbursed for tens of thousands of dollars that he had paid in the past.

He claimed that their 2002 agreement failed to disclose that Anciolina had an affair while they were married, calling it an act of fraud or misrepresentation.

But according to van Rensburg, it should not be a question of whether he is the biological parent, but rather whether he was considered a parent by definition.

"Cornelio denies knowledge of who the twins' biological father might be," van Rensburg said.

"In fact, she claims to have no memory of an extramarital affair preceding their birth, which she attributes to the medication she was taking at the time."

In the end, van Rensburg ruled in favour of Anciolina.

"The relationship that developed from the time of their birth was the natural relationship between a parent and his children," she said.

"The fact of that relationship – even if it has now become strained – is sufficient to require Mr. Cornelio to continue to contribute toward the children's material needs."

Because Anciolina can't remember the affair, she claims she has no idea who the twins' father is.

The judge concluded that the children should not suffer because of the parents' wrongdoings.

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I AM SO PISSED AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why in the HELLLLLL should I have to pay support for some kids that ain't mine? SHE DECEIVED HIM. He stepped in as dad because he thought they were his. Don't give me any of that "oh he's the only father they have known". That's not his problem. That's like a complete stranger suing me cause her kids want a x box 360,IAINTGOTNOTHUNGTODOWITHIT. That's something you need to work out with their father. Imagine this dude has another kid,his REAL child and he can't do as much for them cause he gotta pay some slore half his check. That kid is suffering isn't she? I hate seeing innocent brothers getting trapped by the system. I am living proof of how having extra responsibilities can change the things you are able to do in life. At least in my case it is voluntary (till we get married then i'm screwed)but this man is being held hostage in a situation that does not concern him.

I know there are many times where I have seen something I wanted or a place I wanted to go but being a family man meant I could not partake in that and it does make you feel a certain way but I'm in love and the tykes make me smile. I could imagine being FORCED to eat chef boyardee so you'll be able to make your payment and being so bitter about it. I'll be on here all night talking about this if I get started so I'll let you discuss instead

AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A GANGSTA PARTYYY

Here's a late christmas present,







I kid I kid but thats what y'all deserve YOU LURKING ASS NOGOODNIKS!!!!!!! On average I get like 15-20 comments on my posts, why I check my email and there's like 60 of y'all blockheads waiting to be added.Since we starting fresh everybody say hi to each other. Raiderwifee got the blunts,K@liente brought the rolling papers,you KNOW cherish snuck in some wild irish rose,Bahama will tell all the guys no and go home alone,Jaded and Glo will take some pictures....then quickly erase them,Dallas Black will do ...whatever the fuck it is he does,contagious will grind on the wall, Sane will point out whose elbows are ashy,pajnstl will fight a bitch or two,urbanknitrix will make us all sweaters,realhustla will stare at my barber all night but won't say shit to him,soulstress will handle the music of course,sexxyluv will turn down sex all night....from beautifully conjured up,youngblackbeauty will pass out skin moisturizer samples,sunshyne will be in charge of board games and quizzes,scornedwoman will stand in the corner looking bitter, OG will tell me how to decorate my home,misschris will be at the refreshment table picking up cookies,changing her mind then putting them down again, Diana Boss won't be there cause her husband left dishes for her to wash,brothersblog will be on the porch telling long ass storiesto Angelina (i kid i kid).IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!!!!!!!



If I forgot you MAYBE YOU SHOULD COMMENT MORE!!!!

KEEP YOUR BLOG LOCKED DOWN

I.HATE.GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was logged in to blogger and a coworker came to help me pick a vacation package for when me and my lil mama go to vegas. He goes to google on my pc and F***ng google had my blog email in the corner. I wanted to die. He stayed on my pc for a while and every time he went to google there was my address again for all to see.If that wasn't bad enough, after he goes back to his desk, I SEE HIM LOGGING IN TO BLOGGER!!!!!!! I'm not sure he was going to my page but I didn't take any chances. I made mine private asap. I considered closing the blog down or even moving it,those are still options for now but the blog stays up at least for a little while. I always knew this day would come but mama never told me when.

My lil mamas friend started messing with this NFL player and would like nothing more than for my girl to get her one too. She tried to invite her to this NFL party they are having in vegas but my girl said no. I have never met the friend but I don't think we are gonna hit it off. Which is gonna be crazy because the more she doesnt like me the more she's gonna try to get my girl to cheat.

They fired one of the chefs from our cafeteria because he had a real shitty attitude. I mean this dude wouldn't even speak sometimes, you would ask him for french toast and he would never even acnowledge your existence until 5 min later when he put your food in front of you, so rude. Anyway, the other chef there heard they was firing people for bad attitudes and now he turned into motherfucking Martin Lawrence in the kitchen. Dude be cracking all kinds of unnecessary jokes and making conversation with you. JUSTMAKEMYMOTHERFUCKINGBREAKFASTSOTHENEWGUYCANRINGITUPFOR$1.64!!!! Shit, I can't even get a turkey wrap now without a damn 20min monologue.I guess I shouldn't have gotten the old chef fired,oh well.

So....has anyone ever discovered your blog/myspace?

FRIENDS, HOW MANY OF US HAVE THEM?

My lil mama says my brain never stops working on something.

Lil mama: (during a conversation we had a few weeks ago) The way my brain works is if Jill had 2 apples and Jack gave her two apples I say she has 4 apples and am done with it. You on the other hand are trying to see if he gave her 2 apples did she give him some oranges,if he actaually owed her some apples from last week, are the apples rotten therefore being no good which means she only has 2 edible apples etc....


She is right, I can't help that. Anyway the other night I was falling asleep when I finally realized why I had such a problem with her going out of town with her friend. ITS THE GIRL SHE'S GOING WITH!!!!!!!!!! I felt such a relief to finally be able to pinpoint my feelings. Her friend is kind of....wild. She keeps 3 or 4 dudes in rotation and STAYS in the club or at social events to see who's gonna pay her rent that month. Not that there is anything wrong with that, you only live once. If she meets a dude who wants to buy her a new wardrobe and fly her to the party puffy is having at his house, who am I to tell her not to take advantage of that? My problem is she always wants my lil mama todo it tooNo matter how many times my lil mama tells her that she's not into that kind of stuff anymore this girl still calls her and tries to tell her she met these two dudes who wanna take them shopping and all that. She has no regard for our relationship and thinks the objective in life is to get paid, not to be struggling to pay your bills cause you are in "love". That's her opinion and she's entitled to it but you can't expect me to not feel a way about that when I know she's constantly trying to get my girl to cheat on me or sneak behind my back.



I can relate because my friends try to get me to cheat on my lil mama all the time, that's life. In their own way they feel they have your best interest at heart. I feel so good to be able to put a face on my problems rather than just be an angry jerk and I don't know why.

Now that we have that out of the way, what else is going on? My sister was PISSED OFF at my cousins boyfriend. He was supposed to take her to the airport the day after the funeral. Dude went out earlier in the day to "hang out with his friends" (my lil mama swears he is cheating)and no matter how many times my sis called him he would not pick up his phone. My cousins friend took her to the airport instead and when she is getting her ticket checked thats when this fool calls and tells her he is pulling up to the house to get her. Sigh..... she said she wanted to hang up on him so bad but didn't cause of our cousin. Background on this dude : he has no job, and is basically good for nothing so anytime he messes up it looks like he is the biggest screw up in the world.

My cousin with the financial troubles (yes the same one with the good for nothing boyfriend, let's call her Brenda) is finally being foreclosed this month. She is moving in with her dad. I think it is a good thing. Now that she's working and has less bills to pay she should be able to get back on her feet.

The new dude who works in the cafeteria at work keeps ringing up my $5 pancakes and sausage breakfast for $1.64



and NO I am not gonna tell him shit. It's a recession, I consider it my own personal little bailout.


There is this nerdy kid at work who gets teased by this bully every day. He is always saying the nerdy kid is gay or a virgin and sometimes it can be funny when the nerdy kid tries to defend himself. The other day did not disappoint

Bully: I'm gonna stop teasing you because yo seem like the type to show up tomorrow with a shotgun

Nerd: yeah and the first thing I'm gonna do is shove it up your ass