FRIENDS, HOW MANY OF US HAVE THEM?

My lil mama says my brain never stops working on something.

Lil mama: (during a conversation we had a few weeks ago) The way my brain works is if Jill had 2 apples and Jack gave her two apples I say she has 4 apples and am done with it. You on the other hand are trying to see if he gave her 2 apples did she give him some oranges,if he actaually owed her some apples from last week, are the apples rotten therefore being no good which means she only has 2 edible apples etc....


She is right, I can't help that. Anyway the other night I was falling asleep when I finally realized why I had such a problem with her going out of town with her friend. ITS THE GIRL SHE'S GOING WITH!!!!!!!!!! I felt such a relief to finally be able to pinpoint my feelings. Her friend is kind of....wild. She keeps 3 or 4 dudes in rotation and STAYS in the club or at social events to see who's gonna pay her rent that month. Not that there is anything wrong with that, you only live once. If she meets a dude who wants to buy her a new wardrobe and fly her to the party puffy is having at his house, who am I to tell her not to take advantage of that? My problem is she always wants my lil mama todo it tooNo matter how many times my lil mama tells her that she's not into that kind of stuff anymore this girl still calls her and tries to tell her she met these two dudes who wanna take them shopping and all that. She has no regard for our relationship and thinks the objective in life is to get paid, not to be struggling to pay your bills cause you are in "love". That's her opinion and she's entitled to it but you can't expect me to not feel a way about that when I know she's constantly trying to get my girl to cheat on me or sneak behind my back.



I can relate because my friends try to get me to cheat on my lil mama all the time, that's life. In their own way they feel they have your best interest at heart. I feel so good to be able to put a face on my problems rather than just be an angry jerk and I don't know why.

Now that we have that out of the way, what else is going on? My sister was PISSED OFF at my cousins boyfriend. He was supposed to take her to the airport the day after the funeral. Dude went out earlier in the day to "hang out with his friends" (my lil mama swears he is cheating)and no matter how many times my sis called him he would not pick up his phone. My cousins friend took her to the airport instead and when she is getting her ticket checked thats when this fool calls and tells her he is pulling up to the house to get her. Sigh..... she said she wanted to hang up on him so bad but didn't cause of our cousin. Background on this dude : he has no job, and is basically good for nothing so anytime he messes up it looks like he is the biggest screw up in the world.

My cousin with the financial troubles (yes the same one with the good for nothing boyfriend, let's call her Brenda) is finally being foreclosed this month. She is moving in with her dad. I think it is a good thing. Now that she's working and has less bills to pay she should be able to get back on her feet.

The new dude who works in the cafeteria at work keeps ringing up my $5 pancakes and sausage breakfast for $1.64



and NO I am not gonna tell him shit. It's a recession, I consider it my own personal little bailout.


There is this nerdy kid at work who gets teased by this bully every day. He is always saying the nerdy kid is gay or a virgin and sometimes it can be funny when the nerdy kid tries to defend himself. The other day did not disappoint

Bully: I'm gonna stop teasing you because yo seem like the type to show up tomorrow with a shotgun

Nerd: yeah and the first thing I'm gonna do is shove it up your ass