WORK AND OTHER SHENANIGANS

I was talking to one of my boys at work about my jamaican wedding plans, tell me why he invited himself? da fuck? I let him keep thinking that and he will figure it out when I come back to work tanned with a beef patty in my hand

I think I caught 2 homos in the bathroom at work. I was working really late one night and I walked in the restroom and saw 2 dudes standing reeeaaallly close to
each other and smiling at each other and 1 was tucking in his shirt. I didnt even think much of that but they turned around and saw me and jumped 10 ft in the air. then one of them tried to say whats up to me but I looked down and went quickly into a stall....and locked it.

I was talking to this dude at work and he started telling us how he was walking home the other night and 2 dudes rolled up on him and asked for his wallet.He said he chased them off with a knife he had in his sock. YEAH RIGHT!!!!




update***** Tell me why I found out today this fool blew out his knee somehow.He's one of those people who always have something crazy going on


I forgot that I had furlough tomorrow at work. I woulda went in and worked all day for free. I woulda been PISSED

***update*** On my furlough day I went to see transformers 2 .In true n0days fashion I had to work my 2nd job that night so I was kind of on a time budget.I get the 2:05 show and go into the theater with an arm full of snacks. I get in there and the theater is FULL OF KIDS. Literally.It was some sort of field trip.I was pissed cause I didnt have enought time to book another time.THe kids talked all throughout the movie,I put my popcorn down and some kid ran by me real quick and kicked over my $5.00 popcorn. I damn near transformed on her ass.That movie was so fucking long, I was in there for 2 hours and it seemed nowhere near the end then I had to go to work.n0days0ff

I don't know why I'm on twitter, 90% of the friend requests I get I deny lol.


I seen this on the internet and thought it was so crazy