RAISE THE ROOF

the story:

Im chilling with some friends and my skinny neighbor sat night. My skinny neighbor somehow starts saying how I'm not an athletic person like he is. I tell him just because I got a belly now dont mean shit, I will lose my belly by new years day and they will call me sixpack shakur.Somehow someway me and this fool end up racing and running all kinds of laps in our neighborhood and almost getting hit by cars and all kinds of hoodrat shit.racing to the stop light and back and other shenanigans. Anyway my super is in his apartment DRUNK as i dont fucking know what and comes out to see what is all the fuss. His drunk ass starts to tell us how athletic he used to be and starts doing some girl pushups on the cement. We are laughing our asses off because 1. he's drunk off that goose 2.Hes doing the girliest pushups of all time. Somehow me and skinny man start trying to out push up each other. I totally cream him in that cause I used to be in shape a few years ago. He is all leaned up against the building with his little arms quivering and shit. Our jailbird neighbor comes out and shows us how its REALLY done and starts doing some diamond pushups. now ALL of us start trying to do those too.One of my friends quit after 10 and his arms were so sore he couldnt even push himself back to his feet so he just lay there on the concrete ever so sweetly.Then we all went to my supers and got drunk off our asses, sausage fest in full effect. This is monday and i CANNOT lift my arms past my waist, I'm like John Mccain. I dont know what the fuck I was thinking trying to enter a damn pushup contest but TRUST it will be a while before I do that again

n0days0ff aka Sixpack Shakur