GETTIN TO DA MONEYS

Tell me why the lotto is at $375 mil over here so I go to tell this dude Im cool with over here that we should chip in together. This dude that I dont even talk to much less wanna split moneys with JUMPS UP out of his seat and puts in $10 with us, then PROCEEDS to call a bunch of other people to come chip in. WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I aint splitting my moneys 49 ways . Then he wants to put himself in charge of buying the tickets, MAN I DONT KNOW YOU!!!!!!! next thing you know we'll all be sitting around like Puff Daddy in raisin in the sun waiting for the dude that ran off with the insurance money. I know I sound like my uncle willie when he smacked this dude around our way but I DONT PLAY WITH MY MONEYS!!!!.

Tell me why i forgot my headphones at home and i cant get my youtube on and they are WOMPING me to death already. this one main dude over talks just to talk. He is always complaining about how cluttered and junky my desk is so I cleaned my desk off of all my papers and things. hit it with some pinesol (now thats the smell of clean) and got it sparkling like chris browns teeth. now this fool wont stop womping about how clean it is and how doesnt it feel good to have somewhere to put my arms blah blah blah womp womp womp

tell me why my neighbor shaq got him a lil girlfriend now and shes real jazzy.He is kind of out of work right now. I say kind of because he bounces on saturday nights at this club. I give her props for sticking by him while he's broke but it is starting to be an issue.Last night while I was over there she was watching tv with us. She starts saying how she's hungry and doesnt wanna eat pizza again, she wants chinese. Being a man I know the look when your girl starts asking for shit you can't necessarily afford right now. He started trying to focus on the tv like he was all into whatever the fuck neyo was talking about. Then she started saying for him to order the food but he tells her he needs her phone because his is cut off.He then tried to ask her if she' sure she wouldnt mind pizza (the pizzeria is $1 a slice after 9pm). She said hell to the naw and he reluctantly ordered. I dont know how he pulled it off cause he was just over my place earlier that day asking me how my lactose intolerant milk tasted on my cereal, I told him it tasted great and kept munching. If he ain't bold enough to ask I sure wasn't gonna offer. Anyway I don't see that relationship lasting too long. His roommate was telling me hes sick of Shaq taking all his condoms cause he can't afford his own.Lol at you paying for another man to bang his girlfriend

I know I aint right but tell me why one of the messengers who carries mail from one of our buildings to the others came all the way from downtown , delivered his package and had a heart attack on the front steps of our building? I come up and paramedics is pumping on his chest and giving him mouth.

why one of the other messengers prolly got an eye on his route thinking
"oh shit this my chance to stop delivering packages in the hood and move up to the corporate route"