What a long strange journey it's been (now you KNEW I was gonna say that). It all started out with K@liente asking me why didn't I start my own blog.....Thanks for always listening to my little stories,no matter how random .
The other day me and my neighbors went to get something to eat and the big one's god brother tagged along.The god brother is....kinda like Ne-yo. He's not out of the closet sweet but some the things he does/says make you wonder.We saw this girl coming out of the restaurant and the big one tried to talk to her and she said she had a boyfriend. A couple of the guys started saying the usual: screw him,why can't yall be friends then, he cant do it like our friend can. So all of them started saying how her man can't do her like the big man can but Ne-yo took it to another level.He tried to join in on the macho talk too and it was so funny
Ne-yo: HIS DICK AIN'T GOOD MA!! HE DON'T GOT THAT GOOD DICK!!! 
I promise you everyone just shut up and stared at him.We never asked him if he was or not because he might say yes and then we'd have to deal with having a fruitpie in the crew.
My big neighbor (we'll call him Shaq) took his last stub of the year and RAN to the income tax place and claimed his son without his baby mama's permission. I think that was foolish because this dude did that to my friend one time and she challenged it and he ended up paying the government back.
This girl we know from high school cheated on her husband and the dude she cheated with sent pictures to her husbands email.Now she's trying to find out a way to crack the email before he sees it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH shoulda kept your legs closed.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
100th POST SNITCHES!!!!
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Yea!! Congrats on the 100th post. That story was too funny..."He don't got that good dick!" lmao rollin.
HEYY NOW!!!! it's a celebration snitches!!! lol
keep us laughing with the crazy ass stories and all the video clips.
100,huh? Well, I've enjoyed myself since I've been here. Is it rude to suggest to someone that they start a blog? I mean, I know a few people who try to load out they ish on real live folks, and THAT's rude.
My BD tried to claim my son. He did as a matter of fact. But I claimed him too. Dumb ass. He's having to pay them back every cent. Ole girl don't have to contest nothing. Just do what she would normally do and let the IRS audit him. Stay out of his bitness. That's what I say.
RealHustla
Congrats n0. Keep the stories coming!
I'm pissed I'm sooooo late. I am also pissed that your subscribe via email (points to banner on top of your page) doesn't work.
Anyway, that Ne-yo thing with the Dylon/ Dave Chappelle look had me rollin for bout 30 secs. (thats a long time)
Happy 100!!!!!!
Happy 100!
You always make me laugh. The NeYo thing was hilarious.
Why did the jump off send the pictures to the husband's email? That's messed up. LOL
Congrats....luv ur stories!!
*looks around cause she not the only one who's late* Congrats on your 100th post.. shiid I closed my blog before I could even get there.
Neyo just need to quit fronting and break that closet door down..
Lawd.. RealHustla is right - the IRS will audit him in due time and he'll have no choice but to pay it back. My baby daddy did the same thing and then got mad at me.. BWHAAHAAHAA.. nucca nobody told yo ass to be sneaky.. now you caught - pay like you weigh!
*waits patiently on post 101*
*doesn't give a damn that she's late. This is straight CP blog commenting time*
LOL!!!!
Happy 100!!!!! You make my day that much funnier. Case in point, "he ain't got that good dick ma!!"
Your stories coupled with the gifs keep me DYING!!
Can't wait to see the next 100
congrats on the 100th post. LOL @ all those dances.
LOL @ the god brother. Yeah I think I'd be like the military don't ask don't tell.
Hey i'm sorry i'm a few days late with this Nodays but I huge congrats from me on your 100th post! You shoulda let me throw you a e-party! Holla at cha homegirl!
congrats on your 100th post! i'm late with this comment too but i'm happy i got a laugh in today. that last gif with the white muscle dude dancing is hilarious!
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