Monday, March 9, 2009

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!

Yesterday I went by my neighbors cause I haven't really been by there since my last post. I was playing PS3 with Shaq when a girl came over to see the skinny one. We were chilling in the living room when 20 minutes later the girl huffs out putting her clothes back on and the skinny one chasing after in his underwear begging her to come back. We don't even know what's going on at this point but we were already clowning. He comes back in and tells us what happened: they were having sex and it was feeling so good he slipped the condom off and went back in raw.
WOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!



That was some crazy shit right there. He said it was all good till she flipped over on her back and saw he aint had no condom on, the drawers went up mighty fast. We cracked jokes on him for a while but after a while we told him that he can't do shit like that. He said it really sunk in when I called him a douchebag. Lol but isn't that crazy? You try to live your life right and not get caught out there with no babies or STD's and you turn around to find out you been having raw sex all along. Kids do the darndest things.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

he wulda got hurt for sum BS like that...smdh

Anonymous said...

I wish I would have gotten up and ran when it happened to me. Good girl! Funny how I just changed the definition of a good girl.

Raider_wifee said...

He is a definite douchebag and I hope he ends up with the coockamunga all itchy and ish on his underparts! That's just ridiculous and dumb.. now what if she had something?? Now he just gonna run around dripping for no reason.. oh wait cause it felt goood... pshhhh nucca puhleeze!

Scorned Woman said...

And my daughter wonders why I talk to her so much about knowing what type of dudes she's dealing with. Calling him a douchebag is being nice. I can't find a word nasty enough to describe someone who would do some dumb ass mess like that.

Sunshyne said...

y u had to post this nonsense on my birthday?