I used to go with this girl Brown Sugar for a while.she actually was my girlfriend, not a slumpbuster,not a dennys jumpoff not a chick who called me to get a bill paid but my actual girlfriend. The thing with her ,actually ONE of the things with her was her mom was all up in our business!! damn mama raise up off these N-U-T-S!!
I'll show up to take Sugar to work and her mama would send me somewhere to go pick her up something. BITCH IM ON A SCHEDULE!! i tried to park outside and wait for her to come outside ,her mama puts her head out the window "What you sittin out there fo? come in boy" FUUCCKKKK
dont get it mixed up.i know a lot of people love it when their in laws like them but this heifer was crazy.youd show up for a date and her mama would tell you a 45 minute story of how she met ving rhames in a airport in las vegas.youd get confused as to who you was actually on the date with.one time we was in a restaurant and me and brown sugar ate and when the waitress came around to clean up she ordered another meal.
n0- damn you still hungry?
Brown S- no thats for my mama
so i take her out to eat i gotta bring her mom a meal too.shit was like that all the time.shed ask me to pull over at the cingular store
n0- i thought you had t mobil?
B.S. - I do. They about to cut my mamas phone off.can you loan me $50
**break** why women always ask you to borrow something they know they aint gonna pay back. If yall say cause she gonna pay you back in coochie im donkey konging all yall
Women dont be understanding the financial strain of dating sometimes.We be just as broke as yall but we just manage to SQUEEZE a lil sumn extra out sometimes to go somewhere with yall.then yall start getting all french and like Rick Ross you wanna push it to the limit. Im a man with pride ,i dont like having to tell my woman i cant afford something.If we take yall out to dinner and we about to go to the movies don be saying "I gotta stop at sephora real quick and pick up a couple things" cause if your man dont really got it inside hes saying FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!! now i gotta see if sprint will let me push my bill till my next check.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
IM DATING YOU NOT YOUR MOM
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Comfort maybe? How long were you both dating? There's a line between etiquette and familiarity. Chances, are if a woman your dating, know's you well enough, (and she's shrewd), she's gonna make you pay. Allot.Especially if she knows you have pride, like that. Beware.
Ok. I get it. You dont want to "date" her mom too.
Understandable.
But WTF is a slumpbuster?
Ummm...what kinda women are you dating for real? I guess I'm a little biased b/c I'm independent, but dang...if I were in your shoes, I'd probably be seen as a bastard b/c I would not do that ish. I think there's a line between helping out and getting pushed over. And why would you want a prostitute? You said women were gonna say if you paid 50 for a phone bill she'd pay you back with her vagina...WTF?? I dunno...I'm naive to some things, but that's a str8 up ho'ish way of handling things. I am a woman and I'm telling you different. If it's going to put you in a strain, don't do it. If it's an amount that you have and don't mind not getting back, then help her out. Fuck pride, think about your damn credit!!! That story makes me so happy to be single. =) No drama!!!
LMAO!! this had me rollin' the WHOLE time!!
her mom was a trip... so how did it all end? were you just like, "That's it, I'M DONE!!" and drove off? lol
wooooow... that's insanity; i would feel so guilty to ask someone i'm dating for anything, much less something for my fam... that's too much to ask...
thanks for the input everybody.
fluff.we was dating for a few months and i had known her for like a couple years before that.
tina-b .a slump buster is a chick you call when you going through a drought.and basically they bust you out of your slump
dana.lol at your answer.yeah when you young (or sometimes when you old) you dont really look at all the factors before getting in a relationship.you just say ok she looks great,shes cool to chill with and her head game is proper.lol.you dont think about her financial stability or the eccentriciies of her family
jade- we ended up breaking up cause of distance but her mama was on the list too.
desy -i wish there was more like you out there
Passin by..ur blog is hilarious!
That Grl & her mama shuld b ashamed of theirselves lol
I agree with you 100%. my in laws (not so much mom and dad but siblings) make me want to scream. One day I was picking up dinner and my brother in law had my son. I said I'm picking up something to eat, are you hungry. This fool yells "hell yeah I'm hungry what do you think?" I WENT OFF! I went home got my son and left his ASS still hungry. Oooooohhhhh don't even get me started on this one
i don't do family dramas of others... can barely handle my OWN family drama. U're a good dude! i stopped dating a dude cuz his mom was all in our lives (& more in HIS head) so, i didn't want him to have to choose - i chose for us (& my OWN sanity;-).
thanx for stoppin' by The PChats. Adding u to the blog-roll.
getting her dime bags on him? what???? did i read that right? i would tell your momma "NO YOU DIDNT PUT IN ON THIS!!"
lmao nodays you read right my momma is a toker too, i am drug free tho, lol only cause i choke every single time i hit and it burns my throat like fire, how ppl do that on a regular is beyond me.....
at first i didnt mind but after a while it got annoying.everytime i wanted to see her we had to spend like an hour listening to her mom.or i always had to pay for three meals or do extra errands.shit used to get on my gotdarn nerves.
your husband is better than me.if your momma dont like me oh well im not bending backwards,forwards or to the side.yall can meet at olive garden and have lunch or something.is that wrong?
your husband is better than me.if your momma dont like me oh well im not bending backwards,forwards or to the side.yall can meet at olive garden and have lunch or something.is that wrong?
^^^^lol i think it depends nodays, i mean we married so i gotta tolerate his ppl just like he do mine, but i will never let my mom out right disrespect my husband, they get along ya know, when she is @ our house she respects his house cause he is the man of it, and he knows i love my momma TO DEF so they get along for my sake, now he likes my mom, she just don't like him, lol momma don't like my sister man, and she damn shole hate my brother's ho's it's just a mother's nature to think no one is good enough for her kids...
do you get along with ya girl's parents now tho nodays....
she hates your brothers hoes.lol.my girls mom and sisters are great.were real cool.i havent met her dad cause he live 10 miles south of west bubblefuck but eventually i will.
she hasnt met my peoples yet and its gonna be the same thing as your mom and brother.i KNOW they wont like her simply for the fact she has kids,cant give me none and doesnt make much money.i dont sweat it,it is what it is but its important to her for them to like her.i dont know how to tell her no matter what they wont
tell ya girl this nodays and tell her it's from me, lol i been with my man for 11 yrs, and they told us from the jump, (his ppl) they ain't like me, and it wasn't gon last....and they was SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YA when we got married, one of his cousins even said he wa an idiot to marry me???? but hey, i don't sleep with them, i don't pay bills with em, i ain't have they kids, so i could care less if they like me or not, i am STILL with him, so get over it, lol tell ya girl to be as nice as possible tho, even if ya momma call hera scallywag, or a gold digger to her face tell ya girl to smile and keep it moving, s'long as YOU love her she shouldn't care...
even if our friends and family
dont wanna see us both happy
itll be just you and me
against the worrrrrrllllldddd
you trying to get me donkeykonged with a frying pan chrissy? talmbout tell her i said.
n0:chrissy said to tell you...
lil mama:who the fruck is chrissy? no you get your shit and tell chrissy I said hello.
LMMFAO, niggah IS U HAPPY NAH???? DANG NOD
Oh yeah, What's up Nod????? (like we ain't been talkin all morning) u r so special!
LOL @ "slumpbuster"
its funny cuz usually, guys get mad at me for tryin to pay for my own stuff. lol
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