My 10 year old nephew got his ass knocked out....literally.
guess he didnt inherit my knuckle game.when I was 10 I was giving cats the beatings of their lives.....or maybe not. One time I took my sisters cool new watch to school to show off to my friends.I was like in 1st grade or something. Everyone is on my tip sweating me when all of a sudden I feel a big ass shadow behind me
2 4th graders had rolled up on me and normally I would have pulled out and banged on em but I had left my super soaker at home. They took the watch from me. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO NOW? That wasn't my watch to begin with now I gotta go home and tell my sister I lost it? I sat in class all day and dreamed about running away from home . Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
After my sisters pick me up from school, we go home and halfway through Facts of Life I break the news to my youngest sis. Even Tootie spinning around on her roller skates couldn't save me. I got duffed out by my mom. Her fucking ass didn't even buy the watch in the first place ,it was a gift. What was she so mad for?....bitch.
The next morning as we leave for school mom started getting dressed too. UH OH!!! All along the way I keep hoping she turns down another street but she walks all the way with us to school. We get there and she tells me to point out the kids who robbed me, I said I'd never tell even if I sat in a cell.........YEAH RIGHT!! I snitched my ass off. I pointed the kids out and when they saw me and my mama coming I swear they almost shit their drawers
My mama said to give her the watch, The Gooch took it off so fast he almost got watch burn. Dukes pockets the watch then sets her purse down. She gets down on her knees and tells the kid since they are the same height now that he should try his luck and swing on her. The Gooch shook his head so hard I thought that sumbitch was gonna fly off. Dukes gets back on her feet and tells the kid if he ever fucks with me again she was gonna come back and throw him over the fence with one arm (is that even physically possible?) . That kid never so much as made eye contact with me again. Sigh.....that's Ma Dukes for ya
Saturday, September 6, 2008
THAT'S MY MAMA
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omg!!! Ur mom went straight hand that rocks the cradle rebecca demornay style on that kid lol(remember the kids in the playground scene??).. I can't believe u put up that pic of Jody(yes i remember his name for such a hard dude a girl's name lol) and Iron butt cheek man...(remember naked breakfast scene and leap frog sheesh) LMAO... why did u do that nodays I cant stop laughing lol.... guess u didnt need a super soaker after all
You're mama is a thug!
damn nO. moms is straight hood huh? u know i like that shit cuz i can see myself doin the same shit when my son goes to school now. Hell I be like that at the daycare sometimes. One day when my son was still 1, one of them little bitches at the daycare bit him on his cheek and had the nerve to leave teethmarks, so when I got there and saw that shit I went the hell off cuz they didnt call me and tell me they just let me pick him up and happen to see it. So when I finished cussing all the adults out I went over to the 3 year old who did it took her in the bathroom and wore her lil ass out. Then I told her and the workers that if her grandmother(thats who is raising her) had a problem she could see me. The next day I ran into the gmom and she actually agreed it me beatin the girl and to this day I dont have no more problems wit her ol high yellow ass
B R- hey comrade yes i remember the leap frog sh.im still doing it to this day
mp-you aint never lied
chay-you whooped somebody else's kid? and they let you? lollll! it is official,you dont got no kind of sense
DB- you taking advice from chays crazy self now? that kid is in trouble
That's what I'm atalkign about. Put some fear in their asses, we need more like ma dukes when it comes to your kids.
*bit
Ma Dukes is a RIDER!!! LOL!!! I wanna be just like her when I grow up. I wish a muh'f**ka WOULD try to jack my kid, it would be game over.
LOL!!! @ the Baby Boy pic!
i love your mother...
mama said to know you out!
aaaaaaahahaa and i love your blog. you make me laugh hysterically :D
-camila
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