Weekend love
Gonna spend a weekend love
Weekend love
Just a case of weekend love
Queen Latifah- weekend love
This weekend was cold as hell. So on friday night I decided to go stock up on winter stuff. I called Ma Dukes while I was out, big mistake. She is very over-protective and told me that friday nights is when pick pockets go out cause they know thats when people get paid. She said if I stayed out something might happen to me but maybe I should cause she needs the life insurance check (thanks mom).I told her that check should go to my youngest sister cause shes about to lose her house, mom disagreed. When I told my lil mama about this she did a double take
LOL she said since me and her are about to get married that check should go to her. I'M NOT DEAD!!. I felt like Cliff Huxtable, if I died y'all should be in too much mourning to even be thinking about a check....right? The other funny thing about that is the fact my family wouldn't give a damn if we was married or not they would not sit quietly by and watch her get paid off their little brother, esp cause she got kids not from me. But my lil mama's a G and doesnt back down from shit, especially when moneys concerned. I have to stay alive just to keep the peace.
What else?, oh yeah
Dallas black and raiderwifee think I've got some secret stash of gifs that I'm not sharing.Lol they acting like I'm Nino Brown keeping my connect secret. I still love y'all though
Now that I got that other shit out of the way, you know a weekend post wouldn't be complete without my super and neighbors. Friday I saw my super outside doing the trash so I went over to say hi. I tried to make as much noise as I could but I still caught his old ass by suprise.I said hi and he jumped about 20 feet in the air. He jerked his head around looking for where I was and I felt so bad. He tried to act cool but I could tell I scared him cause he was stuttering at first. I'm glad he didn't have a heart attack cause I wasn't gonna give him no mouth to mouth.
Sunday- my neighbors invited me over, I bring my goofy ass over and almost passed out
They had like 3 ladies over there just chilling. Girls poppin and droppin to some music. The dudes were mixing drinks and getting their weed situation together. I go to one of them to get some orange juice and he tells me the cutie sitting on the couch is for me. I spit my orange juice out. WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN SHE'S FOR ME? Long story short there was an extra girl and they wanted me to take her to my place while they had sex with the other two. I told them no I don't get down like that, they tried to tell me my lil mama would never find out so whats the problem? I would hate it if my lil mama cheated on me so I'm not gonna cheat on her.
I go back to my place and while I'm writing the beginning of this post I get a knock on my door and when I open it there's two drunk and high girls standing in my doorway giggling with nothing but a blanket on.
They asked me why I was being so shy and could they come in cause it was cold outside. I was tempted y'all, I cant even lie. But I told them my girl was on the way over (she wasn't) and she'd shoot me if she found some buttnaked girls running around. When did I start using my brain? The old me would have at least got some head or something, but now I'm all rational and saying those girls are so loose they probably got an STD or something. Meanwhile my boys are next door having the time of their lives sigh.... I am about to get married so I can't be messing around with these little skip skops.I feel like that old Dave Hollister video "One woman man" where all the girls are hollering at him and he's saying no and goes home to his wife and kids. I wanna tell my lil mama cause I want some type of credit for turning down some free head but I think she'd come over here and start kicking everyone's ass (including my supers old ass) for letting naked girls run around here.So...how was your weekend?
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
WEEKEND LOVE
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My weekend was alright...nothing special here.
You do deserve some point for turning down "free head." If you told me about it, I wouldn't get mad...just glad :)
*Applauds* Awww Look @ you getting all "Grown Man" on us! That's how you know your ready...temptations knocking @ your door & you made a WISE decision! Lucky girl! *tear*
Ha...foolio!
First off, I found yo stash....Mr. Thread Bomb...much respect still due.
Second off, mad respect for being a man. Cuz yea it still hard for a homie to turn now head especially when you at the heezy by yourself...you about to have all the chicks singin that song "Congratulations.....I wish, it could have been me....".
I got this image in my head that supa looks like Samuel L Jackson in Black Snake Moan up in that white tee. "Girl, Ims tryins to heal you!".
Anyway, next time have them broads in the blanket send me a txt...HA
Dallas Black
www.thirtyhood.com
Good job Nodays. I'll give you credit, for turning down the debauchery. You do seem to be using your brain. You'll probably have a lot of these types of situations in the near future. Say no to ALL of them.
hey nodays-
Omg wth?? your super is on some next ish for real... lol... omg @ those tramps for just tryna hand there broken goodies over....you did good a lesser man may have crumbled... and believe me what's done in the dark comes to light.. if u did it you may have told lil mama yourself the guilt....and what if one of those tramps showed up if you and lil mama were at ur crib....dodged a bullet homie... you family is crazy the corpse isnt even cold and there picking at your hypothetical carcass lol... i what if GOD FORBID something happened to you and lil mama and u weren't married I would hate to be at that funeral...
First off - thanks Dallas Black (he know he was trying to keep all the good stuff to hisself)*SEOD @ n0days...
Next.. congrats on being a real man in the girl situation. I witnessed a light weight rub up against my man this weekend by some floozy and watched the look on his face.. EFFING PRICELESS.. and he moved out the way like bish don't touch me.. Iono where your hands been! Classic! I would tell lil mama so you can get your kudos on that whole sitcheeashun.
ROFL @ DB calling the super Samuel L...
HAHAHHAHA @ Dallas Black about the Samuel L charector and the "Super".
Second, *blows party favor real loud* - Yayyyy!!! Nodaysoff has finally turned into a man! Good job on turnin' down the blanketed hoes. You never said how that conversation ended though, I mean, did you close the door in their faces?
What are your gay neighbors and your super gonna do once you get married?
LMAO @ callin the lil chicks skip skops.
Everytime I come to ya blog you got a new word for me!
Weekend was str8...wrote ablog bout it. go check it.
And dont forget about the story. Let lil mama know she might like it too!
WILD WEEKEND FOR YOU HUH?
YOU ARE A GOOD DUDE THOUGH... I DONT KNOW TOO MANY THAT WOULD HAVE TURNED ALL THAT DOWN!
Great job dude. There`s way too much s**t out there that you can catch.
Good for you NoDaysOff! Them scallywag hoes need to be slapped for even going to your house like that. But DON'T tell your lil mama though because she WILL GO NUTS.
I think your super looks like John Witherspoon...and when he's doing the push ups he says yitadee!!
*lol*
Way to go!! Trust is so important and glad to know you can be trusted, well I'm sure that would have been what your lil mama said after the azz whoopings were done.
-OG
Friday went to a party, saturday nursed a hangover, sunday went to church and praised the Lord, thats about it.....it seems like when you find someone thats when all the temptations start to appear, its good you didnt do anything...and um I'm mad your family is already claiming dibs on insurance money...geez you would think they put a hit out on ya!
Bcu-i thought you meant if I told you about the head you wouldn't be mad looool.boy did I misinterpret that
Odara-hope she feels that way too
Chay-IM NOT DEAD!!can yall please stop thinking about how yall gonna ball soon as I drop dead? Lol
Dallas- I know you're in IT so if I had something to hide I'd do a better job of that lol
Hustla-ill have a LOT more of those? Gulp
BR-well well well lok who decided to show up.
Wifee- I know the EXACT look cause one time this girl was in the mall half naked and my lil mama was waiting for me to look
Sane- I told them my girl was coming over and they looked at me like I was a sherm and left
Tina b- I will read the new chapter when I get a chance ;)
Trice- yeah them fools done planned a damn girls night out the day I drop dead
Eb-thank you now please go tell my lil mama that
Sexxy-ma dukes was the ringleader of that
Terence-you right...let my neighbors catch that shit
Black beauty-so how do I get my credit?
Og-youre right he does favor pops,tackiness and all.yitadee!!
hey nodays sorry i have been m.i.a i have a blog explaining why...awhile back i tried im ing you but it was somebody else with the same screen name??? so heres mine soniamichelle13
Im so proud of you..definitely dont tell ya girl because she would look right past the good part and see the negative...not that she's not proud of you for making the right decision, but it just B like that sometimes..lol
Im so proud of you..definitely dont tell ya girl because she would look right past the good part and see the negative...not that she's not proud of you for making the right decision, but it just B like that sometimes..lol
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