LIVING UNDER YOUR SPOTLIGHT

I dont have time to be up here spotlighting blogs all day cause 1. I don't got that kind of time 2. Y'all don't pay me enough. But I fell in love with misschriss's blog. It is scary how much her and her man's situations remind me of lil mama and I. She had a story about her asking her man for some of his cookies and changing her mind cause he only had a few left.She couldn't understand why he got so mad and put the cookies away, meanwhile i was ready to jump through my monitor and strangle her cause that's EXACTLY what my lil mama would do. I can't even enjoy the rest of my mufuckin fig newtons cause i know you really want some and now I feel all selfish cause I know your mouth watering. A MAN DONE WORKED ALL DAY LONG AND CAN'T EVEN HAVE A MUFUCKIN SNACK IN PEACE!?!? sorry y'all but that shit hit real close to home. She had another post where her boyfriend had moved out and she thought she heard his music coming out of a passing car so she walked all around the neighborhood trying to catch a glimpse of him.she even said she wished she had a car so she could go find him,I almost lost it.




What else? Oh yeah, my sister can talk her ass off. That girl could talk an apple off a tree if you let her. She called me and left a message asking if I knew how to retrieve an erased voicemail. After I got off work I texted her no, tell me why 2 min later my phone was ringing. IDONTWANNATALKTOYOURASSRIGHTNOWTHATSWHYITEXTEDYOU!!! She proceeds to ask me again,I said no, She tells me she called verizon and they said she cant do that (so why the fuck would you ask me like I know something the people who made the phone don't know). She then tells me all the different things she tried womp womp womp womp womp



What else? Oh yeah, I saw this young cat with slits in his eyebrows



and i had to smile. Let me tell you why. I fell in love with my lil mama soon as I saw her.Girl was so fine I could have sopped her up with a biscuit. One day we were talking and I was spittin my lil wack game to her and somehow someway she had said this dude in a magazine looked good how he had his hair and eyebrows cut. Tell me why my stupid young ass went and got some slits in my eyebrows. WHOOOWEEEEE its a shame what we do to get these women. They actually came out alright....at first. My dumb self got them touched up everytime I got my hair cut (every week), I didnt know I was supposed to give my eyebrows an extra week or so to breathe and grow back. I went to the barbershop one day and my usual barber wasn't there, I asked the replacement barber to to give my eyebrows a slight touchup.The slits I had were starting to fade and I wanted to continue my (imagined) sexually attractive hold on my lil mama. He said he didn't do eyebrows, my dumb ass told him it wasn't hard.He said he'd do it for me



THAT FOOL SHAVED ONE OF MY EYEBROWS OFF!!!He messed up and had to shave it off or I would have looked EXTRA stupid. I was LIVID. I had to go talk to the managers at my job that same day about something and the whole time I saw them sneaking peeks at my eyebrows. I felt so stupid I ended the meeting early. I go to see lil mama and I told her I need to find a new dude to do my eyebrows. She said I shouldn't do that cause it was a stupid look.

Lil mama: BOY STOP!! just leave your eyebrows alone, thats shits stupid anyway

me: huh? I thought you said that dude was sexy with it?

LM: he was!! I also seen this mexican man on tv the other day with tattoos from his whole neck down and he looked so rough and sexy but that don't mean I'd go out on a date with him.

me: oh...

LM: wait.....did you get your eyebrows done thinking I was gonna fuck you cause of that? AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH