WEEKEND LOVE

Pretty boring weekend. I worked everyday.Last night I went over my neighbors and realized they are gay.



I don't know if they know it yet. One of them went and took a shower, me and the big one was in the kitchen talking. He goes to say something at the bathroom door and realized his roommate left it unlocked. He decides to fill up a cup with cold water and runs in there to throw it on the dude showering



I don't know what part of the game that is but I would jump out of a window to avoid seeing someones schlong but maybe that's just me. So I'm in the kitchen wondering if I'm safe and I hear them in there fussing.

Skinny one: Yo if you throw that water on me I SWEAR....

Big one: say I wont, I dare you

I asked them about it and they said I was tripping and they were just foolin around. They were mad I even would think something like that, I was mad that I almost witnessed a smash session going down. I been looking at them funny ever since lol. I guess if you grew up with brothers you did stuff like this but I didn't have any other dude around so I'm uncomfortable with stuff like that. My lil mama laughed and told me to watch out. She said they gonna turn me out and ima be giving two snaps and a twist soon



My lil mama said she has a friend that when they would get ready for the club the girl would get buttnaked in front of my girl. Lil mama said she couldn't do that and would always dress in the bathroom. To you ladies out there how comfortable are you with being in your underwear around your friends? is it a double standard if dudes are in their drawers around each other? I NEED ANSWERS DAMMIT!!!!!!

Anyway after the skinny one gets out of the shower he goes to his room to get dressed while I watched the kimbo slice fight.Kimbo got his ass whooped, its sad to see your hero get beat down. Its like seeing your dad lose a fight.Skinny comes out and has a major problem that he needs help with. He needs help tying his kanye scarf



Sigh....everything they do looks so fruity to me now. Our super drops by and tries to get us to come over and drink, we can tell he's had a couple already. We throw on some music real quick and he starts dancing.Then he did it...he started doing the pushups again. I had flashbacks of me joining him in pushups,busting my lip,hurling fruit cocktail into the toilet for 5 min straight and I told him no I would not be joining him in drinking tonight.

What else? why do my bill collectors call me from weird places like Wisconsin like I don't know thats them? like I just have random goblins in nebraska and such and I will pick up the phone

What else? Oh yeah , my niece (yes THAT one) got baptized. I'm proud of that little heathen. Hopefully she gets filled with the spirit and stops acting so grown. There was a time when I was very religious (like 19) and I wanted to get baptized but I am kind of shy at being on the spot and didn't wanna get up in front of a bunch of people and having to give a speech about my faith,getting dunked etc... It does bother me though when they pass around communion and I cant have no crackers cause I'm not baptized. I'll have to solve that sometime soon.

What else ? Oh yeah, one of my boys has been under a lot of stress due to the recession and having a wife and kid to take care of. He told me he's become so stressed he's become impotent. DAMN!!!!!! THATS SOME STRESS FOR YOUR ASS!!!! He did womp womp womp me to death but I let him talk his shit cause I know how it is sometimes.Women always expect you to be some kind of superman that never worries or get stressed but life is tough sometimes.Holding all that in must be killing him, especially when your woman doesn't wanna hear how bad things are and just wants solutions.My lil mama is like that sometimes, when things are really bad she doesn't wanna hear anything else on top of that. So you keep it all in and pretend everything is alright. That's the burden of being a man sometimes, you have to take the pain and shield everyone else from it. BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET THIS RECESSION MAKE ME IMPOTENT

That was my weekend, how was yours?

p.s. DONT FORGET MY GUESTBLOG!!!!