THIS IS THE BACK TO SCHOOL EDITION.
RIP to the little extra funds i scraped up cause school clothes and supplies are so expensive :(
the lunch crew. 
remember you had a speicfic set of goblins you used to eat with? this one time a white kid named eric came and sat with us and we mean mugged his azz!!! he just mugged us back and kept eating.he fit in right away
School supplies.
how a kid asked me one time to borrow a pencil the first week of school.ITS THE FIRST WEEK FOOL WHERES YOUR MOMMA AT?
Your very first locker.
i was horrible at using a combination lock.i NEVER used my locker.i just preferred to put all my shit in my bag and keep it moving.im not missing the bus cause i cant remember if i have to spin it around twice to the right before i put it on the number
Taking the bus to school.
my bus driver didnt play if you wasnt at the stop when she rolled through that was your ass mr postman.one time this girl was coming down the block,the bus driver was waiting but decided the girl wasnt trying to hurry she closed the door and dipped out ahahahahahahahahah
Text books.
remember wrapping your textbooks? why one time i lost my english book and had to pay $60 for a new one? my sister was so mad to this day im still paying her back for it.$5 at a time.
Cheating on tests.
you know you did it too.unfortunately i was the one who they used to cheat off of.i used to hate when you taking a test and your friends start whispering "hey what you put for #3?"
Your desk.
i used to keep my desk so junky they called my mama to come to school and help me clean it.top 5 greatest ass whoopings of the 80's - 90's
The Library.
call me a nerd or whatever you want but my ass used to be up in the library all day every day.what you know about the berenstain bears? Encyclopedia Brown? The Hardy Boys? Ramona and Beezus? The kid in the Red Jacket? Theres a boy in the girls bathroom? Amelia Bedelia? The magic Schoolbus? Johnny Tremaine? Where the red fern grows? Bridge to Terabithia? The mouse and the motorcycle? The Littles?
Having to go to the school nurse
I only really got sick at school once. My nephew on the other hand has figured out if he says hes sick he doesnt have to stay in school and they send him home.his mama done tried to nearly kill him to make him stop doing that.well see how that worked out in a couple weeks when he goes back
TV shows coming back
That was my favorite part of going back to school.you could stop watching the same episodes of Herman's Head for the third time and finally get some new shit
Class schedule
dont even get me started on how confusing this was after years of just sitting in one room all day.there were alternate weeks where your M-W-F classes would take place on T-Th and vice versa, im suprised i graduated.the only thing i never mixed up was lunch :)
The Bully.
My bully was a girl.she used to make fun of me everyday.always asking why i never had a haircut or why my clothes was so wack or how come i aint have cable or why was i on free lunch. BITCH!!!!
i seen that whore on myspace last month.she got 3 kids and talmbout shes looking for a man to prove theyre not like all the others. and she still lives in that same raggedy ass neighborhood standing in front of a janky ass toyota AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! whos the poor one now Lisa?
so cough up the school stories
Sunday, August 3, 2008
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1. i loved getting new text books!! lol..especially fresh ones that nobody ever had before! My HS was so big that we had 2 sets. One for our lockers and one for hom.
2. my schedule looked JUST like that.
i love it.
You didn't mention the old ass Apple computers in the library with Oregon Trail on it. Or the favorite part of school...RECESS!!! Oh and what about the paddle...I know I wasn't the only one to catch an ass whoopin in the Principle's office.
I would have hated your bus driver. i'm glad i had the good bux...ya know the ones wit tinted windows and the bus driver w the radio on the bus. Still I couldn't wait to stop riding the Cheese bus in high school.
Oh and don't forget about the 1st day of school. Where everyone would wear they new clothes and be tired as hell cuz they "couldn't sleep" and got up like 5:30 int he morning to get ready!!
LMAO with these freakn memories. Thanks, doobie.
i barely got to use my locker, in middle school they took em away cuz folks was selling drugs, then in 9th grade at a new school we couldnt use for some reason i guess there weren't enough, then when switched schools i didnt really need it but to get my notebook at the beginning of school and put it back in the end
love ya post nodays, you know imma steal one of these ideas right, lol had to share this tho
i put all my books in my bag too cause i could NEVER get my locker open, if i did put some shit in there i had to go get my brother allllllll the way on the other side of the damn bldg tween classes to open the shit fa me, lmao he hated me for that, but he would never tell me no.....
9th grade had to share a locker with my best friend, she a pack rat that never cleans, i am a net freak who need shit in the right place, somehow shit worked out fine tho, prolly cause we were too happy that 9th grade yr we shared a locker, AND had all fo our classes together cept one....
High school was the best. The memories can mot be replaced. Skipping classes, hiding out in the gym from teachers, hanging out in the coach's class on free periods. We did nothing, I don't see how any of us passed. We even had the same counselor every year all the way from 8th grade. She followed us and is still there till this day.
Man,
elem. school: Trying to jump double dutch, that one dude that the boys would let play with them (or he only wanted to play with the girls), the dude that was cute but was a little slow (had this type of dude in almost every grade in elem.),the short cuts home were people did what they weren't supposed to do, May Day!(What ya'll know about that)
Jr.- weed smoke in the halls (I was in a hood school), the math teacher leering at particular students (he had a thing for high yellow girls), gym class and those little azz shorts, the sex talk in health class (that was so funny... but sad that they didn't know that stuff already), this is where I meet the realest folks ever (still friends with some of them to this day).
High school- our fine football team (especially the running back... fine and smart WHAT!), HOSA conventions (especially the nations... too crunk), college tour trip, senior trip... I can't wait for the ten year reunion.
hahahahahhaa!!!
Nodays, you did your THING with this one. Nice post!
You took a nigga BACK.
I used to work in the cafeteria. It was murder to be reduced to workin' the milk while you wearin' a hair net and plastic gloves. SMH.
I know about the Berenstein Bears and The Littles! lol! Ay, why were the Berenstein Bears Jewish bears??? WTF was that all about?
I was never bullied but I do remember playing kickball every day at recess and bein' one of the girls who could kick so when it was time to choose I was a hot commodity!
Wow @ the schedule and damn the lock. I was just like you. I never fooled with a locker, I took my back pack everywhere.
As for the whole school nurse thing, lol, that took me BACK to 3rd grade. You couldn't tell my ass nothin'. My mom was off work on Thursdays and every week, and I do mean EVERY week, I would purposely not eat breakfast so I could get dizzy at school and have to go to the nurses office so they could call my mom and she'd have to come get me. Worked like a charm until my teacher asked me how come I get sick every Thursday. LOL!
Hey, I used to steal that good yellow chalk too. Had a whole operation with 2 other girls workin' for me. We used to steal sticks off the chalk board and grind it down into powder, poor it into paper, roll it up and blow out the powder like we were smoking it. Those were the days!
LOL!!!
I used to be the nerd everybody cheated off of. I used to finish my test real quick and then hold my scantron off the side of my desk ...scared as shit
LOL@Lisa. It always happens that way
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