OVER A FUCKING TROPICANA TWISTER

one time when i was staying over my sisters it was a friday night (i remember it well) and wasnt shit in the house to drink but tap water and i was thirsty as Amistad. So i decide to take a stroll to the little 24 hour gas station to pick up a tropicana twister to quench my thirst.

i get it and am walking back to the crib when these three goons roll by me on bikes.i dont get alarmed cause even though theyre goons i am a goblin.one of them looks back and asks if i got that coke and i say no.2 of them get off their bikes and start walking to me .i think this is weird then one of them says "were not gonna hurt you" my spider senses went off and i threw my tropicana twister at one of them and hauled ass.after like 50 yards i think im gonna turn around and see them laughing at me like what the fucks wrong with buddy? WRONG!! i turn around and just see a hand reaching out for me and i pour on the turbo boost.i start screaming HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!! hoping some one in the neighborhood comes out the door so i at least dont get killed


**break**

i know youre laughing to yourself like what a bitch (KALI!!) but i was by myself in a dark side street against 3 big cornbread eating motherfuckers.i wasnt worried about getting beat up i was worried about getting my ass shot or something.id rather be a live chicken than a dead duck

by this time im coming up close to the corner and i do a straight power ranger move.im running as fast as i can and reach out and grab the pole of the street sign and the momennimum (yes momen-ni-mum) swings me around till im headed a whole nother direction.now im running in traffic ,cars honkin all kinds of shit. i cross the street and see a car coming i try to flag it down .two white girls in the front seat look at me like yeah right and go right past me.i turn around and see the goons getting back on their bikes and ride away looking for another victim or whatever they do.after a block or so the white girls come back and say "did you need help?" i dont even say anything and keep walking.at this point i realize I NEVER GOT TO DRINK MY GOTDAMN TROPICANA TWISTER!!!!!!!!!!