I FELL IN THE BATHTUB YALL

please dont laugh cause that shit wasnt funny.im in the shower making it do what it do and i start to slip.i looked like chris brown in there the way i was slipping and moonwalking in that beesh.the crazy thing is even though it only lasted a second i had so much time to think.when i was falling forward i was like please dont let me hit my head.then i was thinking i hope i dont break the faucet.somehow i start falling backwards now (i tell you i was straight walking it out in that summumabitch) and start trying to tilt my head up so i dont knock myself out.i grab the shower curtain and all you hear is BADOOP BADOOP as i finally hit the floor.at one point both my legs and arms were in the air like 5 feet.this was an epic fall yall.now i gotta go get another shower curtain.FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!

worse part is i know the man downstairs heard me.he probably laughed his old ass silly at me.hes on my list now