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How come girls always try to set you up with their not too attractive girlfriends?
One time at the movies I was talking to these two girls (one attractive and the other...) as they walk away i yell to the hot one save me a seat in there .big chops turns around and says ok i will.FUCK!! but i say screw it i can still pull this off.we watch the movie and afterwards hot girl keeps trying to force a love connection between me and big chops.honestly she seemed cool and we exchange numbers and talk a couple times in the week.no sparks (on my end anyway) but good laughs and stuff. so we make plans to hang out one night and i agree.

**break** Now im older i know i shouldnt have agreed to this but at the time i thought it was innocent enough plus i had no intentions on doing anything with her but i had nothing else going on at the time

She gives me HORR-IBLE directions to her house so im driving almost an extra hour to find her apartment,all in the parking lot squinting at building numbers.this is pre cell phone so i had to pull over and call her.so i get to her house and she opens the door and tell me why she has her whole posse there waiting to meet me.im talking about Regine,Maxine,Sinclaire EVERYBODY.fat ass this isnt a date im just bored. so after a while we go chill in her room and watch tv we come out and the girls are giggling like i was breaking her spinal cord in the room (ewwww). we head out to Denny's (if you not in the south google it)

Tell me why when we get to the restaurant she starts getting all french and looking at the menu with extreme attention to detail? big chops orders some appetizers and an ice cream float WITH (notice i wrote it in bold and caps) an EXTRA scoop of ice cream on top.all the playas know that extra french shit means you fuckin.so i order my food.after big chops polishes off her appetizers she orders the main course (my head is spinning too just like yours at this point) AND ANOTHER ice cream float with an extra scoop.over dinner she starts telling me all her hopes and dreams and a bunch of other bullshit

**break** sometimes when you starting out you make a date with a girl and you HOPE it costs a certain amount but when it starts going more than that you start wondering which days you will only consume water that week cause you went over your budget.

Now at this point im done eating and watching her put a dent on the humongous T bone and sides she ordered.the waitress comes by and asks if theres anything else before i can even open my mouth to say CHECK PLEASE big chops orders a big slice of pie with ice cream on it .thats called a la mode, see i told you she was getting french.AND could they give her a doggie bag to go for the rest of her food. somehow with the tip the bill comes out to $46. now i know you saying thats not a lot but remember this is back in the day when im still a jit and the fact the dennys menu is mostly $9 meals.

so we drive back to her spot and im in the parking lot saying i gotta at least get some head or something out of this cause all in all i showed her a pretty good time wouldnt you say?we sit and i listen to some more of her hopes and dreams.HOW MANY DREAMS CAN ONE BITCH HAVE ? SHIT! after a while she looks me in my eyes,i lean over for a kiss and she turns her face and gives me her cheek then gets out.WHAT?!?!?! i was flabbergasted.you know you upset when you start talking like a rich old white lady but i really was flabbergasted.

i told my friends the next day (big mistake) and they clowned my ass.they kept asking me how do only two people end up spending $46 at Denny's? they called me 46 all that summer.