One time when my car broke down I went looking for crackhead gary. I found him sleeping in front of Auto Zone and arranged to pick him up early the next morning. Of course he asked for a small deposit so he could speedball his problems away for the night.The next morning I go to pick him up and find out THE COPS ARRESTED HIM TWO HOURS PRIOR!!! fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk. So I ask if theres anyone else who can fix my car for cheap and get referred to another homeless dude named Dread.
Dread charges me an arm and a leg but it was still cheaper than a real mechanic so screw it.I go to pick this dude up and after a while he says he doesnt have enough tools so we go to Auto Zone where I buy a little toolkit.When we get back in the car I find out Dread sent me up to the counter to pay while he went in the back and helped himself to some extra supplies.mothufucka almost got me locked up for some fucking screw drivers.I wanted to cuss his ass out but my car wasnt running yet ( i was driving my sisters)
On the way back to my place he asks me to make a small detour while he runs in the house to see his lady real quick.I should have turned around soon as i saw all the street lights were shot out but i didnt,Dread says he will only be gone 5 minutes and I believe him.I run up the street and return in 10 min but theres no dread outside.i go up the street and return in another 10 but no dread.I park the car across the street from the house he went in so i dont miss him.tell me why after a couple min a dude shows up and knocks on my window and asks me who i am.i say im waiting for dread,he tells me lower my window but he has his hands behind his back the whole time so i say hell to the naw.i start to back out but theres another dude on the other side of my car and he got his hand behind his back too.at this point i realize im about to catch more shots than 50 cent so as i prepare to make my body go limp dreads fuckin ass runs out of the trap house screaming "DONT HES WITH ME!!!!"
crazy motherfucker almost had some slow singing and flower bringing action going on for some foolishness.then he stole the tools that i paid for.motherfucker
p.s. dont think i was scared to bring the heat to those fools .if i had my toast with me it would have been 187's all over that mug.Im a goblin
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
HOW DREAD ALMOST GOT ME KILLED
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"dont think i was scared to bring the heat to those fools .if i had my toast with me it would have been 187's all over that mug.Im a goblin "
LMMFAO BOY.BYE that was so not funny what dread did...i hope that was the last time you got down with him..lol
after that yeah.the worst part dude wasnt even that sorry. he just said my bad and tried to laugh it off
i have been reading these blogs for a min now, got my own lil shit poppin, but i have NEVER, NEVER cried real tears while reading shit, EVER, i feel like my blog cherry has been popped here nodays, and WHY lawd tell me why i can't stop lmmfao @ you talking bout you went and bought that nigga toolkit....and turn ya word verification off nodays, you get more traffic and visitors if you do, lol
I'm officially dead. Ok this one sealed it for me, nodaysoff. Even though you're mean to me most of the time, i'm officially about to out you on my blogroll.
Why are you pickin' up homeless crackheads who know how tp fix cars? And why does Dread have a ladt but he sleepin' on the streets? lmaoooooooooo
"DON'T! He'd with MEEEEEE!" LOL!!!!
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