400 degreez

I need a college degree. I've tried to get by without one but sooner or later I will need one and I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it. In the IT field you can get by without one for a while but if you want to graduate to the big bucks or when you start applying for jobs in a competitive market it will matter. My job offers tuition reimbursement so if I can scrape enough for one semester I can get a bachelors. I will pay for the 1st semester,get good grades,my job will give me the money back then wash rinse and repeat.

To live life the way I want it will require 2 degrees: a bachelors in information technology and a masters in the medical field.I've always worked two jobs,just a part of who I am. I take no days off. At first I wanted 2 IT jobs because I'm working IT during the day and security at night. The security part is getting played out,all those hours just to get a little ass check. Its appreciated but my time can be spent so much wiser.

My big sister dropped a bomb on me, she said not only is my middle sister getting divorced but she's getting remarried this year and its to a white guy!! Bomb after bomb after bomb. Her n her husband have been together since 92 and have 2 kids so I never thought they'd get divorced. Now she's about to do the chocolate/vanilla swirl. Holidays at my family are about to get very interesting.

I went to the dentist for the first time in ....not important. I had to have a tooth pulled out. It ended up being a total of 3 visits. On the first I got checked out and got my teeth cleaned. The dental assistant kept jamming the x ray tube in my mouth and I had to tell her mother Theresa looking ass to be gentler or she was gonna need her grill x-rayed.

The second visit I got my tooth pulled out and that is the single most scary experience I've ever had. The Dr shot me in the gum with novacane with the longest needle of all time. My jaw was so numb to where my tongue felt like a foreign object in my mouth (no homo). He was a young indian kid and he told me out of his 12 cousins,5 were Drs and 5 were dentists. Foreign people be making something of themselves here while most americans can't bother turning off the kardashians long enough to pick up a book.

So anyway the dr is standing over me and he keeps wedging my tooth with like a screwdriver or something until it pops out. It broke in two so he had to go back in. I just looked at the ceiling and prayed for it to be over soon, sort of like you on prom night ZING!! I asked him to keep it but he said no which I didn't understand since it was my fucking tooth. My mouth bled like a gory fountain. My friend told me to put a teabag on it to soak up the blood then laughed her ass off when I walked around with the string hanging out my mouth. Her ass never told me to cut that off,heifer!

The 3rd visit was to check on the tooth and make sure it healed ok. My Dr kept drooling on my insurance plan and said since I got 100% coverage I should get a couple more things done. I told him to chill the fuck out. Maybe I could be a dental assistant, she aint do much but shine the light n suck my tongue out with the little thing )pause).

I am going to cancun on memorial day with some friends. I have 4 months to get my six pack situation together so I can meet me a couple of senoritas, adios for now.

Signed, yuckmouth