Thug Life

I'm looking for a thug girl,where they at? - Master P

Opposites attract, and I always float toward these hoodrat/ Lisaraye/New jack city types. Lately though I been getting involved with some straight up thug girls. I was at this bday party a couple weeks back. My friends were acting like a couple of menopausal bitches so I went dolo. It was the bday of this really hot girl we work with so there were a lot of people I knew there. I was in the corner jack danieled up looking better than Trey Songz and shit when I seen this girl I wanted to get with for the longest. She didn't work with us anymore cause she got fired for trying to be slick. She was goin on vacation and tried to call out the day before and the day after she came back. We used to always talk but I never hollered at her cause I look so stupid in my security uniform. I approach her doing my birdman handrub that all guys do because we think it makes us look cool. We were talkin for a while when I get straight to the actual factuals. She told me she wants to but she has a boyfriend so she can't. I told her she might as well cause her and him wasn't gonna make it anyway but she laughed and said no.I was let down but she told me I should holla at her friend who was with her and she would even go to the bathroom so I could make it happen.

I didn't really like being passed on to second best but I would rather leave with 1 phone # then none. Its a cold winter, don't judge me! Her friend and I are talking and she tells me she's from Harlem. I jokingly ask her if she's a blood and she laughs and says no....she's a crip. I asked her if I broke her heart if I'd prolly get jumped the next day, she laughed....but didn't say no.so....yeah that's gonna be something.

I was talking to Karen about frats n gangs and shit and she told me she almost joined the bloods. She was ready to be jumped in and everything but this one really big dude joined the crows and she realized if he jumped her in she wouldn't have made it so she backed out. I asked her if she wasn't scared to fight all those people and she shrugged.I like my girls hood flavored but I don't know if I want a chick tougher than me. I guess I just attract them thug girls.
I had a big day with my friends on wednesday. After work we met up and went to this cocktail party they were having at this art gallery. It was kinda surreal me sipping champagne at an art gallery and having fun. No more sitting in my room all day waiting for my bitch ex to call me. After a while we left cause the art crowd was a little too white for us. Its like if nick cannon joined the cast of seinfeld, plus too many paintings of naked dudes for us. We went out to dinner at Applebee's, a place I'm becoming a little too familiar with. We decided since our company stopped throwing holiday parties that we would meet up every year to throw our own. We talked about our love lives,careers and families. This is the same crew I went to the wedding in Connecticut for so we are all pretty good friends.

After dinner we headed to this bar that has a nightclub in the basement. I was already tipsy from the art gallery drinks but my friends tried to make me drink some beer and I couldn't hang. I tried but I just couldn't down the shit. Beer tastes like crap to me. We had a few friends in the club and one of em was a dynamo on the floor. He had a gastric bypass and lost like 100 lbs last year so he has like a new found hunger for life. He was dancing with all the girls, 1,2 even 3 at a time. I was really proud of him, he didn't let life kick his ass and tell him what he couldn't do. He put on his steel toe boots and kicked life in its ass and told it to bring him a beer. Good shit gastric bypass kid.

What is your drink of choice? I need one so bad cause I just usually order what my friends are drinking cause I don't really drink. I might go for a coco-loso at times but the white bars never know what that is. That's coconut ciroc and pineapple juice, I usually have to tell the white bartenders how to make it. Step your marketing up Puff.

After the club we staggered to the train station white college girl wasted. I climbed in my bed and was thankful I actually had a life for once. Now if we could just get some more sex popping then things would be all good.


Sincerely, White girl wasted