ONE EYED YOGURT SLINGER

I was eating some yogurt the other day and dropped a glob on my sweater vest. It is black. I took it to the drycleaners. She normally takes my clothes and looks at them and drops them in the appropriate bin. I dropped the sweater with the glob on her desk and she just looked at it. I was waiting for her to pick it up and examine it but she just took my money and said bye. I told her it was yogurt and she just smiled politely. Da fuck??? the hell she thought it was a big ass nut someone bust on my chest??? I aint so much offended cause she thought I got a nut bust on my chest, I'm offended cause she thought I got a nut stain THAT BIG on me. That would have to be more than one nut,that would be the aftermath of a train. What kind of boy does she think I am?

I witnessed an accident on the way home.I started to stay and give my account of what happened but I said fuck it and left.Ill just let them figure it out.someones insurance is going up every month and it won't be because of me.

I got my W2 today. I'm not excited because I usually end up paying. Just one of te disadvantages of wporking all the time. What you gonna do with yours?

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