SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Me and my lil mama call each other Barack and Hillary now.cause we both swear the other be making some long ass speeches when we argue.actually i called her barack first and you know her copycat ass had to call me hillary.we battled all day today....as usual.i almost lost my cool though when we were arguing about something and she told me to man up




man enough for you now?

quick joke:
Q:what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

A:nothing.you already told her twice

i kid i kid.i actually almost got abused.i tried to pull a chrissy snow and when she was talking i started going womp womp womp



needless to say she almost unleashed the dragon on my ass.i swear i dont think i have ever won an argument with her ass.even when im right she has a way of apologizing like shes still right.

her:what you had for lunch?

me:mcrib

her:why you aint bring me one?

me:remember you told me you dont eat them cause you threw up that one time and said youd never eat another one again?

her:THAT WAS OVER A YEAR AGO!!!

me: so what?

her:you right!! i forgot who i was talking to.i forgot if i said something happened to me 9 years ago you still remember.me,i dont got time to remember all that.i gotta: feed the kids,get their clothes ready for church,find me an outfit...