back in school kids always used to crack on each other saying you on food stamps and all kinds of shit.always talmbout how somebody on welfare and guvment cheese and all that.i just grew up thinking as bad as things was at least we aint on stamps.
One friday there was nobody to watch me so i went to spend the night at my neighbors.she had went and picked up her stamps earlier that day (its the 1st of the month so grab your check and come on) and was going to shop.i wanted to stay home so bad, what if somebody saw me shopping with food stamps?? she made me go and i walked behind her so embarrassed i thought i would die.we get in the store and she grabs a cart and heads down the cereal aisle.I'll be goddamned if this heifer aint start putting all kinds of cinnamon toast crunch, apple jacks and rice krispies in her cart.my mouth was hanging open cause we NEVER had the cereal the little white boys on tv had.my cheap a mama always got corn flakes cause that big ass box was like $2.50 and other cereal was like $5.
im not done yet.she was putting all kinds of sausage links, and apple juice and eggs in her cart.that shit was too much for my brain to handle.her kids were getting all kinds of grapes and little minute maid juices and popcorn and doritos and putting it in the cart.WORD??!! its like that?
** break** now that i think about it she was a ol breakfast eating ho.
anyway she had bagels WIF cream cheese.she bought peanut butter and jelly SEPARATE.not that one that came in the same jar for a discount my cheap a mama used to buy.her cart was so full i couldnt stand it.then came the ultimate......SHE BOUGHT LUNCHABLES!!!!! i almost dropped dead right in aisle 5 of winn dixie.i didnt even know black people ate good like that.i was so in awe of food stamps i almost offered to give them to the cashier myself. so fuck what you heard if you over there laughing at people on them stamps like i used to do,look in your fridge then look in their fridge...ill wait.
P.S. i grubbed my ass off that night.you know how stupid kids act when they got some good food.i took a big bite of cereal and said "GOTTA HAVE MY POPS"
peace snitches
Thursday, July 24, 2008
YOU GON RESPECT THESE STAMPS!!!!!
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HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My stomach hurts.....
This was by far the funniest, most candid post I've ever read from you. I feel you totally. We NEVER got the good cereal when I was little, we always got the corn flakes and cheerios....and MAYBE Kix but damn the Fruitloops and Captain Crunch......LMAO.
I think every kid that had to withstand those "limits" on food all have a secret resentment over that even though we're older now. Man, now that i'm grown and I do my OWN grocery shoppin', I be lookin' at them expensive cereals my DAMN self with a crooked eye like "man please!". Again, LOL!
did ya mama buy the cereal in the big plastic bag?
ahhahhahhahha imma bout to rub this shit in nodays face, nucca i was a foodstamp raised kid, i'm talking bout mofo POPS for breakfast playboy, ribeye steaks for dinner, lmao and not just apples and bananas for fruit we got to get grapes, plums, peaches, honeydew melon, okay i am playing bout the honeydew mwlon part, but tell me why we would be over our cousins house, and they ass had cereal like king vitamin, that knock off captain crunch, or post toasties, and they just dumped a whole damn bag of sugar on that shit, and be like yall need to try this, i was like cereal come in a box, not a gotdamn bag.....
i wish i had at least the bag cereal cause it had sugar.we was eating ol bland ass corn flakes straight like that.i used to be like man i dont even want no breakfast.every once in a while as a treat ma dukes used to cut up a banana on it. why i do that sometimes.old habits are hard to break.
when we go shopping these days and the girls start fighting cause each of them has to have a different flavor of pop tarts i cant help but laugh cause these jitterbugs dont know how lucky they are
when we go shopping these days and the girls start fighting cause each of them has to have a different flavor of pop tarts i cant help but laugh cause these jitterbugs dont know how lucky they are
^^^^^ lmmfao you talking like you ain't even know what a pop tart was or some shit nodays....
"i took a big bite of cereal and said "GOTTA HAVE MY POPS""
LMMFAO, this was a funny azz post..u.r.dumb.as.hell!!!!
When I was younger, I didn't even know what food stamps were!! True story, I wasn't on welfare or anything like that but the kids were teasing me in 6th grade saying that I was on welfare. Until the teacher jumped up and said, "THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ON FOOD STAMPS!" I guess the teacher wasn't making a decent salary.
Oooh I am so a fan of this blog right about now!! Thank you for taking up my ENTIRE day reading every last post to catch up on your life Nodays!! *FTFO @ SHE BOUGHT LUNCHABLES!!*
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