You ever had a christmas where you aint get shit? no no no im not saying the gifts were wack im talmbout THERE WERE NO GIFTS! well thats what it was like me for damn near every christmas.after a while i got used to it but what was crazy was going back to school and all your white friends wanna ask you what you got and you dont wanna look like the poor black kid with no dad (sniffle) so you start making up shit you wish you got.
**break** if ANYONE says anything about that long run on sentence they getting donkey konged.
i used to always make up these outrageous gifts and an excuse on why i couldnt bring it to school or outside, talmbout my mama got mad so she took my new bike to my aunts to punish me.there was this one kid i couldnt stand who knew i was full of shit trying to hem me up
n0: i got me a sega genesis dawg!!
a-hole: what games did you get?
n0: huh? oh this one aint come with no game but my uncle takin me to toys r us next week if hes not workin
damn my mama was cheap,couldnt get a mufucka a rubiks cube or a slinkie or nothing!!!i remember asking her for a skateboard every year for like 4 years straight and never got that bitch.one day we was at a garage sale and i saw one for $12 i picked it up and barked on her ass "YOU GETTIN THIS!!" or maybe i begged her ,i dont remember.tell me why after finally gettin a skateboard she wouldnt let me ride it standin up cause she was too cheap to buy pads? i was in the driveway riding it down to the curb like a boogie board.thats the story of my life,even when i win i lose.anyway whats the one gift you were crazy for but never got?
wait i have more. tell me why one year i got a laser tag kit? just one, ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A PAIR!! thats like getting one walkie talkie or one roller skate. so me and my step brother would take turns, he would wear the vest and i would shoot him.
tell me why one year i got a nintendo but no one would let me use it cause they said it messes up your tv?why i still lost cause everyone else was on super nintendo by then?
why one year all i got was an ass whuppin? loooooollll thats another story. shit i gotta stretch these posts out now.
i might have to post a part 2 to this cause im not NEAR through
Friday, July 25, 2008
HO HO HO MUFUCKA!!
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i always wanted one of them kitchens and a lite brite
wait i have more. tell me why one year i got a laser tag kit? just one, ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A PAIR!! thats like getting one walkie talkie or one roller skate. so me and my step brother would take turns, he would wear the vest and i would shoot him.
^^^^^^man leave me alone!!! GET OUT, yeah i said it get out ya own blog cause you killing me....
and i always wanted a cabbage patch twin doll set, you know it be two identical dolls, and a barbie dream house i get to live vicariously throo my daughter now, her ass got the house, the car, and whatever else barbie and them need to kick it, and i be palying my ass off.....
I guess we were spoiled as f#ck cause we basically got whatever we asked for.
sunshyne -i played with a lite brite before.that shits stupid as hell.my friend lost all the designs and half the lights so maybe thats why
chrissy - how your daughter cant find her toys and they in your room at your tea party.you aint right
she needs- rich girl
chrissy - how your daughter cant find her toys and they in your room at your tea party.you aint right
^^^^^wait tho don't brang up the tea party set, i wanted a damn porcelain one so bad as a kid, momma all like naw play with that dollar store plastic shit tell me WHY she bought my daughter a porcelain 50 fucking dollar tea set for x-mas a few yrs back????? tell yall what's wrong with that there
1. i was jealous, i am like de hell she get one momma???
2. 50 bucks for a special ordered tea set, 50 bucks????? special ordered???? man i set my own mofo table with that shit, NO JOKE!!
3.do real dishes even cost that damn much?????
see nodays you be giving me these ideas for post, my next one gon be HOW DE FUCK YA MOMMA DIFFERS AS A GRANDPARENT me, i got ass whoopins, my kids can turn the damn oxygen tank off on they great granny and my momma gon be like awwww it was a accident, don't whoop em....
n0 you are hilarious! I tried really hard to think about something that I really wanted and never got and I really couldn't think of anything - I guess I need to call my mama and thank her right quick.
More importantly, I almost choked on my sizzurp when you said your mother wouldn't let you ride the skate board standing up and was ridin it like a boogie board...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Damn u!
"thats like getting one walkie talkie or one roller skate"
LMMFAO fa life...ohhhhhhhhhh shyt this had me rollin....I'm mad at y'all takin turn but shyt GET IT HOW YA LIVE!
boogie board!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA DYING OVER HERE
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