Wednesday, July 30, 2008

GET OUT MY BIZNASS!!!!!!!!

since yall loooooooooovvvvvvveeeeeee me so much.i figure id tell yall a few little known things about me

*I dont have a dad or any brothers so some things i had to learn on my own.When i started fucking i never knew there were different size condoms.so i went to the store and got some lifestyles and when the time came i kept trying to roll it on and it didnt fit.omg it seems so funny now.i didnt want the girl to know i was a virgin so i turned around and stretched the condom out (dumb move) to fit it on.Later on i figured out what magnums were.

* I graduated high school early.Sure it was cool to the high school students when i was graduating but it made college life difficult.One time a few of us went out to grab some food and they decided to go to the club while we were out.We get to the door and the bouncer says i cant go in cause im only 17.i told everyone to go in without me but one of my homies snuck me in the side door :) college was cool

*Christopher Columbus is one of my heroes.I hate the whole slavery thing but can you imagine the WHOLE WORLD tells you that if you sail past a certain point you will fall off the edge of the world but you still take that chance anyway?

*I used to be a marques Houston STAN.dude was my idol when i was a kid.his albums were the best,his tv shows were my favorite and his movies were the bomb.i used to want that little shag/bush haircut he had in immature. now hes kind of a weirdo to me.funny how things change.

*I am such a loner.lol.i know people think im weird but i just like sticking to myself.my friends invite me to stuff everyday but i always make excuses.I am really dreading my wedding day cause my lil mama is so popular and has such a big family and my side is gonna have just my sisters and mom (who might not even come ) lol.People like me but after a while i just need to be by myself to get my thoughts together

9 comments:

Sane said...

Marques Houston!? Now it all makes sense based on that comment you left on my site about my Omarion post.

lol! at some of your facts. When are you gonna break it to your mom about your girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

i feel like i know you so much better now....lol

F.U. said...

I for one have fallen for you n0 and I appreciate you lettin us get all up in your biznass!!! Mkay but jusa few things....

#1, magnums....let me find out

#2, is your wedding day even set? And for real, for real can you please introduce your mother and sisters to your 'lil mama'! And you have "people" so why won't they be at your wedding? Sigh...n0 I need more details. What is really goin on?!

#3, magnums....

#4, Something told me you were a smarty arty...graduatin high school all early and stuff. Love it.

#5, I like loners...they are usually the dopest people who don't have to be one of the crowd and spend no time feeling the need to prove anything or be anybody other than who they are. That's wasup.

Ericka said...

I always just read your blog and now I'm saying Heeey Boy!!

I graduated from school early as well and know what you mean it was difficult.

I'm going to need you to tell your Mom about lil mama b4 the two actually meet (she'll be cool with whatever makes you happy-she's a mom, and all we want is for our kids to be happy).

Do you really think you can be happy NEVER having your own child?

Marques Houston was the shiznit!!

And Magnums...umhmmm whatever!

Bahama said...

This Marques Houston thing is so funny to me...and i'm a loner too, sometimes i just don't feel like dealing with stupid people..

Sweetz said...

I LOVED MARQUES Houston and Immature growing up. I swear I thought me and Marques was meant to be together. But he's gay or bi or whatever. I don't sleep with men who sleep (or even possibly sleep) with other men.

That's another story.

Oh, I'm a big time loner. Even been called standoffish. I just like to mind my own business.

n0days0ff said...

sane- marques houston was like jay z in 1995.he was the man

chrissy- you think you know but you have no idea

f.u. -thanks for coming by. (wink) we would have been married already but a lot of unexpected things ket happening.i just dont want no one picking at me cause she has so much baggage.you know how people are

as for being a loner ,i guess thats just the way i am. i cant take big crowds for too long

ericka -let me know what happens with blue.

bammy-we 2 of a kind but we already knew that see you at the next dumbledores army training.

berries.isnt it weird how he used to be the dopest but usher and all them others kinda passed him by? remember on cribs when he had the different sized condoms in his room? i was like wtf?

Mo said...

i understand the graduating early.
had the same problem. then boston went all "clubs 21+ only" on me & all my friends were a year old. once again, got stuck at home fiddlin my thumbs

i used to dig him as Roger. he was so cool back then.

nicole said...

yo...u really seem like one cool dude

::blog hug!!!!!:: lol