Monday, January 25, 2010

COAST TO COAST LA TO CHICAGO

You know how when you are off the market there are people that would GET IT if you were free but youre not? Well I had somebody from the blogworld on my list. I been emailing her,visiting her site,what have you for like a year and a half now. She always got something slick to say with her mouth, and she tells the funniest stories plus when she talks about sex it sounds like she so good and freaky at it that i HAD to get at her soon as i was able to.

Like i said me and her been talking for a min so I knew she was tired of the guys she was fucking with as well, plus it seemed she was feeling me a little too so i thought it would be a sure thing. Me and her both liked messing with each other, we both liked to fuck and wanted some no strings attached loving, she was broke and I was horny, sounds like a guarantee right? NO!!!!!

I hollered at her and the convo went kinda like this

me: hey whats up,you know im single now and i been wanting to do things to you for the LONGEST, so whats up?

her: huh, me?

me: yeah, i been feeling you but i couldnt do anything cause i had a girl so whats up?

her : you like me? like me like me? wow

me: uhhh...... yeah i like you. I think you are so funny blah blah blah and would love to come take you out on a date and do some nasty things to you

her: Lol oh wow this is coming outta nowhere,I didnt know you liked me.im blown away

me:sigh ok but whats your answer, yes, no, get lost?

her: Lol i just didnt see this coming. how we gonna fuck if we live in 2 different states?

me:ima either come to you or you come here

her:you wanna fly me where you are???? just for sex?? Lol wow

me:yeah.....i told you i been wanting you for a while so im willing to do that.aint you ever had a dude willing to do anything to get a piece of you?



This went on like this till i was so turned off i didnt even want to anymore. She was acting so brand new. If she said I was wack and didnt want me, I could have accepted that and moved on but she couldnt stop giggling long enough to give me real talk. I think the problem is her self esteem is too high right now. I'll get her when she realizes that im the best shes gonna get. I seen her picture and she had too much hope in her eyes,just kidding....kinda. Sighh thats how you know I been out the game for too long. Even getting a piece of ass is hard to do.

6 comments:

Jaded said...

Hm...I'm pretty sure getting "a piece of ass" is difficult to do no matter how long youve been in/out of the game. Unless ur like. Pro sports player/ rapper. Pretty sure. Altho I'm a girl what do I know.

Idk it's pretty insulting for a man to hit you for sex...maybe you should follow other guys lead and at least *pretend* you want more than that. It won't buy you a place into heaven but you'll get what you want.

Good luck?

Anonymous said...

DIS NIGGA HERE !!

n0days0ff said...

^^^^aint shit platonic over here HOMEGIRL!! you one unpaid light bill away from giving up them drawers.why you aint let me come visit where you at then?

Bahama said...

Laughs.My.ASS.OFF

well glad your back on the market playa, good for you....also glad you're back to bloggin.

*leaves still chuckling ass off*

Anonymous said...

wow this is HILARIOUS! welcome bak nodays.

Misschriss said...

Bwahaha...no bro you didnt do it like that !!! Hopefully bytime I make it to 2012 post you done figured thangs out a lil better or might be back at lil mama mmmmmm ......