SO I CREEP...

I've porked a few fatties in my youth, I admit it.



a couple sasquatches and one certified booger bear.why they the ones who always wanna be claimed and shit? you ever just had a fling with someone just to blow off some steam and they think y'all "together"?

80 degrees as i tell that trick please
raise up off these N-U-T-S
cause you gets none of these
at ease


one time i was going through a lot of stuff and i met this chick one saturday night while i was out trying to clear my head. She wasn't the hottest girl out there but i needed a pick me up. DON'T JUDGE ME Y'ALL I WAS GOING THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT!!!. I got the digits (back then it was still cool to say got the digits) we conversated a few times, and we set up a smash session for later that week.

It was good y'all.I cant even lie, Queen Latifah's little sister BROKE ME OFF. We was originally just supposed to go out and make out a little but on the way home i pulled over to 7-11 and got her chunky ass a big gulp. I guess all that syrup + the jodeci blend tape (HOO YEAH!!!!) + the glade air freshener i positioned strategically in front of the air vent + my natural mackadociousness was just too much for her.

we started bustin a goobin in her driveway but her pops was home so we moved it over to my crib.I got topped off on the drive home, she musta thought it was a corn dog or something. We got to my room and it was on!!

LIKE TWO GORILLAS IN THE JUNGLE MAKING LOVE!!!

what would you doooooooo for a klondike bar? I put it on her big ass, or at least I tried to. Remember when Xscape sang about the softest place on earth? I found it lying on her stomach. Lol the funniest part of that night was i was playing R kelly half on a baby (I used to have the mixtapes for that azz!) and she stood up on my bed and straddled me and started dancing to the music like she thought it was turning me on. All I could think was "Lord if this big bitch falls on me its a wrap".

After a while of laying in the bed listening to 702 etc.. she starts saying how cool she thinks I am and she dont wanna just be a fuck to me,she wanna be my lady and go out to eat womp womp womp



shoulda thought of that before you gave up the panty draws big chops.

**break** before you start calling me a douchebag,you need to know 3 things

1) I'd just gotten out of like 3 bad relationships in a row of women taking advantage of me

2) I was very young

3) I dont give a fuck. This is my blog, thats how it works.sike!! :)

So now im ready for her to go so I start throwing all kinds of hints

me: what time is it? 2:30??? damn i gotta lot of shit to do tomorrow. I gotta pick my aunt up from the airport....

big chops: you got a shirt I can sleep in?





DAMN!!! now ima have to buy her breakfast. ol hungry rooty tooty fresh and fruity eatin ass