IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME...

It's been a long time i shouldnt have left you
without a strong rhyme to step to

rakim


What's up sneeches? Work has been so crazy lately I've actually had to spend my days working instead of blogging. WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT?? Basically they changed the way we do things at work and now I spend more time making calls and writing emails to find out how they want shit done instead of actually doing the shit. Watching them run the company is like watching two retards fuck,sigh......but i digress.I can't be on this bitch all night pouring my heart out so I'll make it quick.

Saturday night after I got home from being engaged, tropical storm Hanna Montana flooded my super's crib. I was up till like 4 am baling water out into the sink. My back and legs still ache (no homo). After an hour of this I walked into the backroom to see how the water looked in there and was shocked to find his little 30 year old girlfriend (he's 50+) lying on the bed while we did all the work. HELL TO THE NAW!!!
sugar daddy or not, how you just gonna lay there while somebody lose all his shit? as much shit as I talk I'm glad I got my lil mama and I don't have to be out there looking for love in all the wrong places anymore. The fucked up shit is we weren't done at 4 am but he kicked us out really quickly cause he wanted to get on top of her LMAO!!!! I guess when you that age you gotta use that boner when you get it. can't be up all night trying to dry out that bootleg persian rug you got from uptown.

Two days later I was sick as a dog from being in ankle deep water all night. I wanna clear something up. Women always say men turn into such babies when they get sick. NOT TRUE!!!!! It's just that by the time we let you see we are sick we are nearly dead. Yeah I climbed my ass into bed last night fully clothed, told my lil mama to tell my mama I loved her, and told her to make sure they played Sisqo "Unleash the Dragon" on repeat at my funeral. SO WHAT!!!!! I was at the crossroads (im gonna miss everybody).

Speaking of funerals, One time (one time at band camp) this dude we know died and at the funeral his sister had the tape of Boyz II Men's first album because It's so hard to say goodbye was on there. This was like the early 90's so it was a cassette and she had to keep rewinding it to the song. Tell me why she had to go do something and the tape kept playing and a few minutes later all you heard was : UHHHH AHHHH
UUU--UUUUU---UUUUUUHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!

wtf? certified baby making music coming out the speakers. people ain't know whether to pay respects or start grinding. You know which one I chose.




Let's see...what else, what else? Oh yeah this dude came to work the other day dressed like a fucking detroit pimp.




He came with a powder blue dress shirt and a matching bowler hat. I thought he was gonna start calling people cat daddy and grabbing yt women's elbows and asking for his "lettuce". He walked in the door and a piece of my soul left this earth. Some people just take shit too far. I'm still laughing.

what else? Oh yeah, this lady at my job got fired, do you know that old bitch actually passed out in front of her boss' desk?



LAWD!!!!!!!!!!! how we laughed and laughed. Then I called my lil mama and we howled about it. This ole Harriett Winslow lookin ho and her dramatic ass. Had them callin paramedics for her like she still wasn't gonna be fired when she woke up. This recession ain't no joke I tell you. Even if you sellin fries be happy you got at least that.

what else? Oh yeah, this dude who got fired 3 mon ago called up and asked if we want him back.WTF?? MUFUCKA YOU AINT QUIT WE FIRED YOUR ASS!!! this recession ain't no joke. for real on the really.

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