Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Q-U-I-C-K-I-E

Wasnt gonna post shit tonight cause i got so much shit going on but i didnt post yesterday either.

*This one time when i was working as a security guard.this other guard used to SWEAR he was the next diddy/donald trump rags to riches story.he had a million schemes.this one time he bought 1,000 copies of some wack ass rapper i never even heard of and said he was gonna sell each copy at $7 apiece and buy 2,000 more and keep doing that. man that motherfucker never sold ONE



shit doesnt stop there.after he realizes he cant sell the shit,he tries to get ME to sell them promising ill get a cut of the profit. 25% of 0 is 0.i know that much.turns out the rapper was 50 cent






naw im just fucking with yall.it was some fake ass bone thugs cat from delaware or some shit.do you know somebody thats ALWAYS trying to get over? fake ass hustle man.



there was this other older spanish security guard who for some reason always called me boo.

pass me that flashlight boo

you know my radio is dead? ill be right back boo

he didnt do it on no gay shit.but the shit did make me uncomfortable when id do my patrols

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmmfao what's poppin boo?

come holla @ me boo..

say imma go do my patrols now boo you rollin?

what's for lunch today boo?

damn i am tired as fuck today boo...

you off tomm. boo?

hand me my water right there boo...

you know they bout to fire rolo right boo?

why you hit me boo, all i said was i got you boo till payday jeez.....

lmmftfo lawd nodays you KNOW you was setting ya'self up with this one boo...

Diana Boss said...

LMAO!
Chrissy beat me to it. You know I was gonna call you boo all through my comment.

If english was his second language he probably thought boo was like dawg. I worked at this place where all the warehouse workers only spoke spanish. I had learned some key phrases to get my points across. Later I found out that I was called the suck me girl b/c I was constantly telling them to suck me when I thought I was saying bring me like "bring it to me"

QuietStorm said...

So we do we get to call u boo now lol?!?!?

kayellejaye said...

1st time here. That was too damn funny!

Sometimes my dad calls me doo doo. I never understood why until last year. Apparently it's a caribbean thang. (He's from Trinidad) Maybe boo is a spanish thang or he just don't know no better.

Anonymous said...

lmao damn doo doo tho????

Anonymous said...

LMAO

You're officially blogland's "BOO"

Poor thing... you don't know what you've gotten yourself into.