i cant make that car post without mentioning who bailed me out of most of those jams. CRACKHEAD GARY!!!
every hood has that one crackhead who used to be something real useful before he started sucking dick for rocks.i dont even remember how i met crackhead gary but he sure saved me many times.back in the day i made next to nothing and couldnt afford to go to the mechanic everytime my car needed something.luckily CG came along with the discounted rates.the only bad part was trying to find his ass.one time when the 1 of the tires came off my car he came over my house at 11 at night in the rain and fixed my calipers with no tools or light and his crackhead wife holding the umbrella over his head.LETS SEE PEP BOYS BEAT THAT.and i only had to pay him like $50.
one time he scared the shit out of me though.somebody told me my brakes were bad so i took the dodge to CG.CG is in the drivers seat and im in shotgun
me: hey gary can you fix my brakes for me?
CG: your brakes are fine
me : you sure?
CG:dont believe me?
this fool puts the car in reverse and FLOORS the gas.we start speeding toward the wall of Auto Zone at like 30 mph and im screaming like sisqo just getting kicked in the nuts.he brakes like a half of an inch from the wall and calmly says
CG: if your brakes were bad wed both be dead now
way to prove a point gary.
one time at Auto Zone (damn i used to be there a lot) im talking to CG in the parking lot and a cop pulls up and starts questioning us and runs our ID's to see if we have any warrants.turns out he sees me dopeboy fresh and CG looking like a crackhead and thought a deal was going down.moral of the story? dont hang out with crack heads.
the down side of CG was you had to search in the craziest hood spots to find him.and you had to give him some money everytime you saw him whether he worked on your car or not.hes a crackhead what do you expect?
one christmas i call myself being nice to CG and give him a jacket cause he sleeps outside Auto Zone.tell me why this fool traded my jacket for some crack.sigh...
one time my car broke down and my friend came to pick me and CG up to take us to Auto Zone. the windows were up and HE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO STANK!!! while he was talking we were slowly trying to lower the windows without being too obvious.lol man those were good times
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
CRACKHEAD GARY
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"one christmas i call myself being nice to CG and give him a jacket cause he sleeps outside Auto Zone.tell me why this fool traded my jacket for some crack.sigh"
LMMFAO x10...wow, this was a very funny post. I have never had the pleasure of having a crackhead work on my car..however i know a homegirl that would track down this crackhead named Bobby..lmao why he was supposed to be workin on her shyt and this nicca done swapped out her battery(brand new by the way) with some old azz shyt..lmao which caused problems and she had to get a new one...moral of the story-don't let basers work on ya shyt..LMAO at you and CG...funny
swapped out her battery
wooooooooowwww.tell me how CG had a hater crackhead trying to steal his business?
it used to be so crazy cause sometimes id see cg at the gas station and i knew i had to break him off at least $10.i probably broke even from going to a real mechanic anyway
"tell me how CG had a hater crackhead trying to steal his business?"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo! LMAO i wonder if they ever fought..lmao made me think of that crackhead brawls dvd
i might make a post just from that but it was a dread that i went to one time when CG got locked up. dude said he thinks CG been messing with my car so he would have steady income.i didnt know what to do.but i started doing better after that and started going to a real mechanic who didnt have to steal tools out of Auto Zone depending on the job
I use to let this crackhead work on my old car and he use to drop me off at work and be late coming to pick me up in my shit!
OH HELL NAH @ sexxy, i wouldn't leave my shyt alone with a baser..LMAO
nodays, you got this mofo way of telling these damn hood stories we all done been throo, got me thinking you been to my mofo hood and seen some shit lmmfao....
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